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kramus · 08-05-2005, 04:29 PM

I drop by to see what the fuck is going on lately in the fuck thread, and here is talk of weddings and bbq's and all that connivial stuff. Fuck, I feel like drinkin' and eatin' and dancin' and , well, what ever else this thread is supposed to be about.

Tophat665 · 08-05-2005, 06:05 PM

Just remember Fremen, the Fuck must flow...
From the little fuckers to the great old fucks of the desert.

kramus · 08-05-2005, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

Just remember Fremen, the Fuck must flow...
From the little fuckers to the great old fucks of the desert.

That was fucking beautiful, Top.

Fly · 08-06-2005, 05:26 AM

that fucker Tophat has a fuckin' way with words doesn't he?

nicely fuckin' done Top.......

Sion · 08-06-2005, 08:40 AM

fuckin A. why is it always fuckin A and never fuckin B or fuckin C, or even better, fuckin Z

Fly · 08-06-2005, 08:45 AM

i think it's.........fuckin' eh!!!!!!!!!

kramus · 08-06-2005, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by flyman

i think it's.........fuckin' eh!!!!!!!!!

abso-fucking-lutely, eh

bernadette · 08-06-2005, 09:12 PM

where are you fuckers? i'm bored.
my hubby is out playing poker; the fucker left me home alone.

fuck it all.

noodle · 08-07-2005, 05:38 AM

What the fuck am I doing up so early on a Sunday morning and why is the sun so fucking bright?!

Fly · 08-07-2005, 05:45 AM

watch it folks.........the fuckin' crazy broad is gonna lose it........

......again.

bernadette · 08-07-2005, 08:32 AM

flyman, come mere. i think you've got a little something on your chin.

*WHACK!*

heheheeeeeehhheeehhheeeee weeeeeeeeeeeee that was FUN!

Nancy · 08-08-2005, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by jwoody

I'm not too keen on the fucking church bit, but if the after party is anything like the ones I've been to lately... except full of fucking Danish chicks... I'd fucking love to accompany your fine self to a Danish wedding.

The thing about fucking weddings is, in a fucking drunken state it's easy to get fuckng carried away with the romance of the fucking situation.

Things are fucking said... promises fucking made... fucking in posh hotels... awkwardness in the fucking morning... not seeing the person until the next fucking wedding...

The after party is like yours and then some

Only we don't hit on one another at weddings so you'll escape the whole fucking mess and be stuck with me the whole evening. Poor fucker

Tophat665 · 08-08-2005, 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by bernadette

flyman, come mere. i think you've got a little something on your chin.

*WHACK!*

heheheeeeeehhheeehhheeeee weeeeeeeeeeeee that was FUN!

Oh Bernie!!!!

What the fuck? Where's the Fuck? I mean, pummeling flyman is fun for the whole family, but this is the fuck game, not fucking abuse.

Fly, just don't you take any shit from her.

Fly · 08-08-2005, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Tophat665

Fly, just don't you take any shit from her.

i fuckin' ain't gonna man but,she's a fuckin' tough one.

Tophat665 · 08-08-2005, 03:33 PM

Alrighty then, enough fucking around. My muse inspires me to song!

To the tune of "Strawberry Fields, then:

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuckity fuck
Fuck fuck a duck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckin' A
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Thank you so fucking much!
// Takes a fucking bow, then gets out of fucking Dodge before the rotten fucking produce flies.

Ishmal · 08-08-2005, 06:28 PM

/throws rotten produce at the request of that fucker Tophat...

Phant84 · 08-08-2005, 06:36 PM

Tophat, shut the fuck up, you fuckity fuck.

(j/f/k, of fucking course.)

paddyjoe · 08-09-2005, 03:38 AM

Hmm, maybe that fucking Tophat was the fifth fucking Beatle.

Tophat665 · 08-09-2005, 04:04 AM

PJ, I gave up on rock and roll, though. Now I play the fuckin' flugelhorn in the Philadelphia fuckin' Philharmonic.

And Ishmal? You missed me, bitch!

Fly · 08-10-2005, 03:08 AM

isn't that........fucking bitch?

iamtheone · 08-10-2005, 03:34 AM

Yeah you dirty fuckers stick with the fucking rules you fuck.

Tophat665 · 08-10-2005, 04:41 AM

Rules? What are these rules of which you speak. Here I thought we were just fucking around.

Fremen · 08-10-2005, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

Rules? What are these rules of which you speak. Here I thought we were just fucking around.

Fuck no! This is some serious fucking shit!

Ishmal · 08-11-2005, 05:09 PM

your fucken right Fre,

this is some VERY serious shit...

and we have some very important fucken rules!!!

like... ummm... and theres...

you tell him the fucken rules Fly!

noodle · 08-11-2005, 06:53 PM

Whoa, step away from the fuckin' thread for a bit and there's chin whacking and rotten, fuckin' produce flying? Y'all some crazy fuckers.

Fly · 08-12-2005, 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Ishmal

you tell him the fucken rules Fly!

ah hell.......the fuckers can read 'em for them fucking selves.

Nancy · 08-13-2005, 08:46 AM

^^ And how about those misfortunate fuckers who can't read English?

paddyjoe · 08-13-2005, 08:55 AM

well then, it's up to you to straighten their fucking asses out!

Fly · 08-13-2005, 09:35 AM

you fuckin' know it joe..........

justjt · 08-13-2005, 12:20 PM

Well Fucking "A" hi everyone.
Yep I am the fucking newbie here.
Hope you all are having a fabulous fucking day!

Tophat665 · 08-13-2005, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justjt

Well Fucking "A" hi everyone.
Yep I am the fucking newbie here.
Hope you all are having a fabulous fucking day!

Just JT? That's my Fuckin' name. How the fuck are you? Welcome a-fuckin-board our merry ship of fuckers!

Fly · 08-14-2005, 05:06 AM

ship of fuckin' fools is more fuckin' like it Top..........

Nancy · 08-14-2005, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe

well then, it's up to you to straighten their fucking asses out!

And how do you suggest I do that?

EDIT: FUCK!

Fly · 08-14-2005, 10:02 AM

where the fuck is the fuck in your sentence Nancy?

Viking1064 · 08-14-2005, 10:18 AM

Why the fuck not post it?

paddyjoe · 08-14-2005, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

where the fuck is the fuck in your sentence Nancy?

Yes, please tell us how in the fuck you're gonna explain the fucking rules of this fucking thread to a bunch of newbie fucks, if you don't even fucking know them yourself?!?

Tophat665 · 08-14-2005, 01:51 PM

Lighten the fuck up,folks. Nancy is too fuckin' nice and far too fuckin' pretty to fuck <i>with</i>.

So she fucked up. Let it fuckin' slide.

noodle · 08-14-2005, 03:31 PM

I just grilled the best salmon I've had in forever... I can't be fuckin' mad at anybody. Fuckin' grilled salmon, steamed green beans and a few cold fucking Harps. And I got inside before the fuckin storm hit. Life is really fuckin' good... today.

Fremen · 08-14-2005, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

Lighten the fuck up,folks. Nancy is too fuckin' nice and far too fuckin' pretty to fuck <i>with</i>.

So she fucked up. Let it fuckin' slide.

I don't fuckin' think so!
If we let the Queen of the Fuck thread fuckin' slide, then what will fuckin' happen to our fuckin' society as a fuckin' whole???
Fuckin' anarchy, that's fuckin what!

paddyjoe · 08-14-2005, 06:31 PM

you sure as fuck tell it like it is, Fremen.

08-05-2005, 04:29 PM	#1321 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	I drop by to see what the fuck is going on lately in the fuck thread, and here is talk of weddings and bbq's and all that connivial stuff. Fuck, I feel like drinkin' and eatin' and dancin' and , well, what ever else this thread is supposed to be about. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

08-05-2005, 06:05 PM	#1322 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Just remember Fremen, the Fuck must flow... From the little fuckers to the great old fucks of the desert. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-06-2005, 05:26 AM	#1324 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	that fucker Tophat has a fuckin' way with words doesn't he? nicely fuckin' done Top....... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-06-2005, 08:40 AM	#1325 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	fuckin A. why is it always fuckin A and never fuckin B or fuckin C, or even better, fuckin Z __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

08-06-2005, 08:45 AM	#1326 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i think it's.........fuckin' eh!!!!!!!!! __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-06-2005, 09:12 PM	#1328 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	where are you fuckers? i'm bored. my hubby is out playing poker; the fucker left me home alone. fuck it all. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-07-2005, 05:45 AM	#1330 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	watch it folks.........the fuckin' crazy broad is gonna lose it........ ......again. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-07-2005, 08:32 AM	#1331 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	flyman, come mere. i think you've got a little something on your chin. WHACK! heheheeeeeehhheeehhheeeee weeeeeeeeeeeee that was FUN! __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-08-2005, 03:33 PM	#1335 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Alrighty then, enough fucking around. My muse inspires me to song! To the tune of "Strawberry Fields, then: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Fuckity fuck Fuck fuck a duck Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckin' A Fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck. Thank you so fucking much! // Takes a fucking bow, then gets out of fucking Dodge before the rotten fucking produce flies. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-08-2005, 06:28 PM	#1336 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	/throws rotten produce at the request of that fucker Tophat... __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

08-08-2005, 06:36 PM	#1337 (permalink)
Phant84 Insane Location: aqui	Tophat, shut the fuck up, you fuckity fuck. (j/f/k, of fucking course.) __________________ Phant Irrationality is the square root of all evil

08-09-2005, 03:38 AM	#1338 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Hmm, maybe that fucking Tophat was the fifth fucking Beatle.

08-09-2005, 04:04 AM	#1339 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	PJ, I gave up on rock and roll, though. Now I play the fuckin' flugelhorn in the Philadelphia fuckin' Philharmonic. And Ishmal? You missed me, bitch! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-10-2005, 03:08 AM	#1340 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	isn't that........fucking bitch? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-10-2005, 03:34 AM	#1341 (permalink)
iamtheone Psychoholic Location: Ein tov she'ein bo ra!	Yeah you dirty fuckers stick with the fucking rules you fuck. __________________ Music is holy, art is sacred, and creativity is power... Think for Yourself Question Authority

08-10-2005, 04:41 AM	#1342 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Rules? What are these rules of which you speak. Here I thought we were just fucking around. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-11-2005, 05:09 PM	#1344 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	your fucken right Fre, this is some VERY serious shit... and we have some very important fucken rules!!! like... ummm... and theres... you tell him the fucken rules Fly! __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

08-13-2005, 08:46 AM	#1347 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	^^ And how about those misfortunate fuckers who can't read English? __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

08-13-2005, 08:55 AM	#1348 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	well then, it's up to you to straighten their fucking asses out!

08-13-2005, 09:35 AM	#1349 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	you fuckin' know it joe.......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-13-2005, 12:20 PM	#1350 (permalink)
justjt Tilted Location: O.C. California	Well Fucking "A" hi everyone. Yep I am the fucking newbie here. Hope you all are having a fabulous fucking day!

08-14-2005, 05:06 AM	#1352 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	ship of fuckin' fools is more fuckin' like it Top.......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-14-2005, 10:02 AM	#1354 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	where the fuck is the fuck in your sentence Nancy? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-14-2005, 10:18 AM	#1355 (permalink)
Viking1064 Insane Location: New Jersey	Why the fuck not post it?

08-14-2005, 01:51 PM	#1357 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Lighten the fuck up,folks. Nancy is too fuckin' nice and far too fuckin' pretty to fuck <i>with</i>. So she fucked up. Let it fuckin' slide. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-14-2005, 06:31 PM	#1360 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	you sure as fuck tell it like it is, Fremen.