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Old 05-18-2005, 07:27 PM   #1081 (permalink)
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...and i always thought that the fuckin' "H" stood for Harold.......
Nope. Haploid. It's the only way to get a virgin birth. No fucking involved, but you only get a half set of chromosomes. (Of course, that being the case, JC should have been a woman, but lets just gloss right over that, shall we?)
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Old 05-19-2005, 02:24 AM   #1082 (permalink)
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AAAARRRRGH...

**fucken runs screaming from the nonsense forum**
come back you fucking wuss!! It's only a fucking ass!
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Old 05-19-2005, 04:09 AM   #1083 (permalink)
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come back you fucking wuss!! It's only a fucking ass!
Nancy, oh delight of existance, that is most emphatically not just a fucking ass. That is a fucking Mastodon in the shape of an ass; an Asstodon, if you will. That is the platonic ideal of Flyman's ass, and Fly's assquatch is to that Asstodon as your lovely fucking caboose is to his hirsute hiney.
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Old 05-19-2005, 07:03 AM   #1084 (permalink)
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Fucking took the words right outta me fucking mouth mate!
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Old 05-19-2005, 07:06 AM   #1085 (permalink)
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thanks Top........fuckin' drag me......or should i say,my ass.........into this.
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Old 05-23-2005, 06:24 AM   #1086 (permalink)
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bump.*fucking*.bump
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Old 05-23-2005, 09:54 AM   #1087 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Fucking thread is populated with too many hairy asses.
Where the fuck are the pretty feminine fucking asses??
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Old 05-23-2005, 12:17 PM   #1088 (permalink)
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Fuckitall, here's some fine feminine ass:
<img src="http://www.peterdaprix.com/_files/photography/images-photography/images-portfolio/fashion/location%20opt/color/action/girl_donkey-lrg.jpg"><img src="http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/e/m/emallen/don_k.jpg"><img src="http://www.hld.gov.cn/szbm/hua/picture/guohua/daguohua/guohua014.jpg">
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Old 05-23-2005, 02:25 PM   #1089 (permalink)
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Nice response! It's still too fuckin' hairy, though!

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Old 05-23-2005, 02:55 PM   #1090 (permalink)
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There's just no pleaseing some fucking people.
Fine. Fuck it twice and call it Pamela.

Here is a, as the caption would have it, a Prime Piece of Shaved [Fuckin] Sheep Ass, for your enjoyment:
<img src="http://img1.travelblog.org/Photos/90/1483/f/3566-A-prime-piece-of-shaved-sheep-ass-0.jpg">
It's a fucking delicacy in those parts, whatever those fucking parts may be, and real fucking erotic to certain wrong wing fundamentalist farmer type fucktards.
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Old 05-23-2005, 03:43 PM   #1091 (permalink)
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**slowly creeps back in2 the fucken nonsense forum**

**notices that that fucken Assquatc is gone** (nice description tophat)

**then notices the fucken sheeps ass**

"oh this place is really fucked up!"
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Old 05-24-2005, 03:51 AM   #1092 (permalink)
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fucked up ain't the fucking half of it........
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Old 05-24-2005, 04:42 PM   #1093 (permalink)
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I fucked the other half.
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Old 05-24-2005, 09:28 PM   #1094 (permalink)
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I fucked the other half.


it fuckin' figures you would Sion.........


*some fuckin' people i tell ya'*


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Old 05-26-2005, 03:08 AM   #1095 (permalink)
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What the fuck happened to all your fucking assatars, people?! K-wise is the only one who's still fucking with me
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Old 05-27-2005, 03:22 PM   #1096 (permalink)
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and you beta be fucken keeping yours Nancy...

its fucken great to look @
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Old 05-27-2005, 10:09 PM   #1097 (permalink)
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fuckin' fuckity fuck-fuck
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Old 05-27-2005, 11:00 PM   #1098 (permalink)
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u fucken sure about that Sion???
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Old 05-29-2005, 10:10 PM   #1099 (permalink)
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and you beta be fucken keeping yours Nancy...

its fucken great to look @
Hehe allright! I'll keep it for another ...a month or so... til I've come up with a cool new avatar

EDIT: FUCK!
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Old 05-29-2005, 10:33 PM   #1100 (permalink)
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I'll keep it for another ...a month or so...
Fuck YER!!!

i'm excited!!!
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Old 05-30-2005, 03:55 AM   #1101 (permalink)
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u fucken sure about that Sion???

abso-fuckin-lutely!
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Old 05-30-2005, 04:24 AM   #1102 (permalink)
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i wish the fuckin snow season would hurry up and arrive over here in fucking australia!
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Old 05-30-2005, 06:57 PM   #1103 (permalink)
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i'll just be fucken quite now...
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Old 05-30-2005, 06:58 PM   #1104 (permalink)
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Snow???

what the fuck is snow???

i live in a fucken desert!!!

i've never seen fucken snow in Australia!!!

LOL.


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abso-fuckin-lutely!
well i'm glad your fucken sure then...
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Old 06-01-2005, 04:43 AM   #1105 (permalink)
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^^ poor fuckers!

Snow is fucking wonderful!
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Old 06-01-2005, 07:06 AM   #1106 (permalink)
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fuckin' eh to snow..........


great fuckin' stuff it is...........
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Old 06-02-2005, 06:20 PM   #1107 (permalink)
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Meh...

looks fucken cold n fucken wet...

whats so fucken good about bein fucken cold n wet???

i could fucken get cold n wet in the fucken ocean at Esperance!!! (4hour drive)
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Old 06-02-2005, 06:36 PM   #1108 (permalink)
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at least you can fuckin' add more clothes when it's cold..........

....if you're hot.....watta ya' gonna fuckin' do????.........rip your fuckin' skin off to get cool.........


oh,sorry......you already are fuckin' cool man...
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Old 06-02-2005, 06:37 PM   #1109 (permalink)
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and that was meant in a fuckin' good way eh.......
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Old 06-02-2005, 10:14 PM   #1110 (permalink)
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WTF?
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Old 06-02-2005, 10:18 PM   #1111 (permalink)
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One of the funniest fucking pictures I've ever seen - I thought I'd share it with you fuckers:



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Old 06-02-2005, 10:26 PM   #1112 (permalink)
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Thats how fuckin easter eggs are made duh!

Asta!!
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Old 06-03-2005, 12:12 PM   #1113 (permalink)
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That's really fuckin bizarre....
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Old 06-03-2005, 03:38 PM   #1114 (permalink)
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fuck
fucking
fucked
fucks
has been fucked
will be fucked
should have been fucked
could have been fucked
will have been fucked
has been fucking
will be fucking
should have been fucking
could have been fucking
will have been fucking

fuck it
fuck you
fuck me
fuck 'em

fuck off
fuck off and die
give a fuck
get fucked
dont give a fuck

butt fucked
face fucked
ass fucked

butt fucking
face fucking
ass fucking

motherfuck
motherfucking
motherfucked
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Old 06-03-2005, 03:52 PM   #1115 (permalink)
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HeeHeeHee...

your fucken loving these eggs arn't u Nancy???

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......you already are fuckin' cool man...
damn fucken right i'm cool...
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Old 06-05-2005, 08:27 AM   #1116 (permalink)
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Yes I fucking am!!
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Old 06-05-2005, 08:29 AM   #1117 (permalink)
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too fuckin' cool
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Old 06-07-2005, 07:33 AM   #1118 (permalink)
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fuck
fucking
fucked
fucks
has been fucked
will be fucked
should have been fucked
could have been fucked
will have been fucked
has been fucking
will be fucking
should have been fucking
could have been fucking
will have been fucking

fuck it
fuck you
fuck me
fuck 'em

fuck off
fuck off and die
give a fuck
get fucked
dont give a fuck

butt fucked
face fucked
ass fucked

butt fucking
face fucking
ass fucking

motherfuck
motherfucking
motherfucked

you forgot tit fucked
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Old 06-08-2005, 06:03 PM   #1119 (permalink)
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you forgot tit fucked
well fuck me...

a smart ass!!!

LOL.

he'll fit right fucken in with the nonsense crowd!!!
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Old 06-08-2005, 06:07 PM   #1120 (permalink)
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holy fuckbeans this is a lot of fucks.
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