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Old 04-26-2005, 11:46 PM   #961 (permalink)
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^^what the fuck?
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Old 04-26-2005, 11:56 PM   #962 (permalink)
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^^what the fuck?
I know! I think he's on the wacky tobaccy.
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Old 04-27-2005, 03:06 AM   #963 (permalink)
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fuckin' stoners...........
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Old 04-27-2005, 03:17 AM   #964 (permalink)
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Hmm well fuck if I ain't dumbfounded

Asta!!
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Old 04-27-2005, 03:19 AM   #965 (permalink)
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don't you ever fuckin' sleep Asta????
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Old 04-27-2005, 03:31 AM   #966 (permalink)
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what the fuck where was the fucking ass on the last page.
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Old 04-27-2005, 03:32 AM   #967 (permalink)
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don't you ever fuckin' sleep Asta????

...says Mr. Early fucking Riser himself. Seriously folks, go to fucking bed. You'll appreciate it in the fucking morning.
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Old 04-27-2005, 03:35 AM   #968 (permalink)
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i gotta fuckin' leave my house around 5am to make it to the fuckin' big city with very little fuckin' traffic eh.

....and i wish i could fuckin' sleep more....
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Old 04-27-2005, 03:38 AM   #969 (permalink)
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dont fucking speed too much or you'll fucking die.
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Old 04-27-2005, 07:50 AM   #970 (permalink)
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I fuck.
You fuck.
He fucks.
She fucks.
It fucks.

We fuck.
You (plural) fuck.
They fuck.


fuck, fucks, fucked, fucking, have fucked, would have fucked, have been fucked, would have been fucked, could have been fucked, should have been fucked.

fuckin' fuckity fuck-fuck.


whole lotta fuckin' goin' on.
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Old 04-27-2005, 10:00 AM   #971 (permalink)
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Come the fuck in. Sit the fuck down. What the fuck was that? Shut the fuck up! No fuckin' kidding? A fuckin men. Absofuckingloutly. He's fucked. Fuck me runnin'. Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. That's fucked up. Fucked sideways twice in fact. I don't fucking believe how fucked up that fucking is. 'The fuck? Get the fuck out. Have a nice fucking day.
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Old 04-27-2005, 08:51 PM   #972 (permalink)
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i can fuckin' feel it....i can fuckin' feel it..........
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Old 04-27-2005, 08:54 PM   #973 (permalink)
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calm the fuck down flyman, they are just fucking communing with the great fuck-up in the sky. I think it's a fucking ritual or chant or something.
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Old 04-27-2005, 09:54 PM   #974 (permalink)
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Three more fucking days people! I hope ya'll have your fucking avatars ready
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Old 04-28-2005, 12:34 AM   #975 (permalink)
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Yo Nancy! How the fuck are ya! Tell ya what, I'll be posting a full-size shot at some point, probably the day before Ass Appreciation Day, you know, to whet the fucking appetite! If you could shrink my fucking sweet ass down to 100 X 100 avatar size, you would become the fucking queen of my fucking universe. Howz that fucking sound?

BTfuckingW, feeling better, but my voice is fucked... FUCK!
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Old 04-28-2005, 01:29 AM   #976 (permalink)
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Yo Nancy! How the fuck are ya! Tell ya what, I'll be posting a full-size shot at some point, probably the day before Ass Appreciation Day, you know, to whet the fucking appetite! If you could shrink my fucking sweet ass down to 100 X 100 avatar size, you would become the fucking queen of my fucking universe. Howz that fucking sound?
I'm fucking great thanks for asking!

I'd be fucking glad to help you out fucker, just send me your ass pic and I'll have it done before fucking bedtime!

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BTfuckingW, feeling better, but my voice is fucked... FUCK!
Like.. Don Corleone fucked or what??
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I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Old 04-28-2005, 01:55 AM   #977 (permalink)
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when the fuck will you fuckwits fucking learn to stop fucking swearing so fucking much. its abso-fucking-lutey ludicrous that youd have foulmouthed motherfuckers venting so much venom into cyberspace society in order to fuck it up. grow the fuck up! and if u dont like it, shut the fuck up and kiss my motherfucking white ass you piece of fucked up gutter trash.
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Old 04-28-2005, 02:16 AM   #978 (permalink)
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when the fuck will you fuckwits fucking learn to stop fucking swearing so fucking much. its abso-fucking-lutey ludicrous that youd have foulmouthed motherfuckers venting so much venom into cyberspace society in order to fuck it up. grow the fuck up! and if u dont like it, shut the fuck up and kiss my motherfucking white ass you piece of fucked up gutter trash.
have a coffee for fucks sake, man. We're only saying the f- word for fucks sake. btw have a good fucking day everybody
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Old 04-29-2005, 12:29 AM   #979 (permalink)
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yeah..and fuck you too kramus! get the fuck off my motherfucking case coffee? what cofee? i need speed!
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Old 04-29-2005, 12:33 AM   #980 (permalink)
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Speed is bad for ya fucker...
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I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Old 04-29-2005, 12:38 AM   #981 (permalink)
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Yo, Nancy! Fucking good on ya for your sweet fucking offer! I'll send ya a copy post fucking haste, then put the full-size shot here on May 1st. So, you're the first lucky fucking SOB to see my sweet fucking ass. How fucking lucky are ya?

Real fucking lucky!
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Old 04-29-2005, 01:36 AM   #982 (permalink)
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I'm fucking lucky allright! Woofuckinghoo!
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Old 04-29-2005, 02:49 AM   #983 (permalink)
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I just fucking realised Ass Day is a national fucking holiday in England. They call the fucker Arse Day over here.
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Old 04-29-2005, 03:32 AM   #984 (permalink)
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well let's see yer fuckin arse then on the fuckin 1st jwoody.
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Old 04-29-2005, 07:16 AM   #985 (permalink)
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You can fucking count me in flyman.

On a completely un-fucking-related note - I saw this fucker in my local fucking newspaper today.

I know the fucking lass in this picture.

It's a story about fucking finger print I.D. being used in a nightclub to deter underage drinking.



A close-up inspection of the fucking member details:

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Old 04-29-2005, 07:40 AM   #986 (permalink)
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I just fucking realised Ass Day is a national fucking holiday in England. They call the fucker Arse Day over here.
You've got to be fucking kidding me?!

I see you've fukcing chosen to join us with your own fucking ass avatar - Woooo!!
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I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Old 04-29-2005, 07:45 AM   #987 (permalink)
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That picture is fucking hilarious.



oh yea..
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Old 04-29-2005, 07:56 AM   #988 (permalink)
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You've got to be fucking kidding me?!

No shit.


Fuck! That reply didn't have a fuck in it.
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Old 04-29-2005, 08:01 AM   #989 (permalink)
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I see you've fukcing chosen to join us with your own fucking ass avatar - Woooo!!
Yeah, do you want to re-size my fucking picture for me? It's currently 2048 x 1536 fucking pixels extreme fucking close-up.
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:14 AM   #990 (permalink)
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In highschool, my cunt teacher told me Fuck originally stood for "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"...whatever the fuck that means.
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Old 04-29-2005, 01:27 PM   #991 (permalink)
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In highschool, my cunt teacher told me Fuck originally stood for "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"...whatever the fuck that means.
Hey Rdr4evr, did you hear about that fuck Gannon is going to be fucking cut by the fucking Raiders? I'm not real fucking surprised being that he broke his fucking neck and he's pretty much a fucking fuck, anyway.
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Old 04-29-2005, 01:55 PM   #992 (permalink)
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Yes you fuck, I knew one of the Greatest to ever wear the silver and black is going to be cut. I knew he would be cut when he restructured his fucking contract. I knew he would be cut when his doctor told him it's the wise thing to do to throw in the fucking towel. I love the fucking guy and it makes me sick that fucking shitface Scary Kerry is our future *shudders*. He better get his fucking act together now that we have an all-star offense...it all relies on that dumb fucker. Still Gannon will forever remain the man, and he will continue to work for organization, and I predict he will one day be HC. Fucking count on it.
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Old 04-29-2005, 02:47 PM   #993 (permalink)
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Damn Rdr, I still miss watching Kenny 'the fucking snake' Stabler. That fucking bastard would stay up drinking till 3 in the fucking morning, and still beat you by 4 fucking touchdowns!

One classic fucking QB.
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Old 04-29-2005, 02:53 PM   #994 (permalink)
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I enjoyed the great fucking General Jim Plunkett (was he #16?). That guy could play like a fucking doofus for 3 quarters then go downtown 3 times in 10 minutes and send the opposition home with a fuck-me tear in their eye. Tough as fucking nails too.
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Old 04-29-2005, 03:14 PM   #995 (permalink)
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Yeah Paddyjoe, the snake was a bad motherfucker...never was he intimidated or had fear in his fucking eyes. The guy was solid as a fucking rock and got the job done...even with all those INT's (but back then the corners didn't have a shit load o frules going aganist them...so it's different. Although I still consider Gannon the best Raider QB off all time (one reason being because I wasn't even born when the fucking snake lead the team), and will continue to do so until someone fucking topples him, which won't be an easy feat. And yeah Kramus, that bad fucker was #16.

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Old 04-29-2005, 05:27 PM   #996 (permalink)
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Yes you fuck, I knew one of the Greatest to ever wear the silver and black is going to be cut. I knew he would be cut when he restructured his fucking contract. I knew he would be cut when his doctor told him it's the wise thing to do to throw in the fucking towel. I love the fucking guy and it makes me sick that fucking shitface Scary Kerry is our future *shudders*. He better get his fucking act together now that we have an all-star offense...it all relies on that dumb fucker. Still Gannon will forever remain the man, and he will continue to work for organization, and I predict he will one day be HC. Fucking count on it.
What the fuck? Nothing from you like "and, btfw, fuck Tom Brady and the fucking tuck rule"?

Yes, Gannon will be fucking missed. Good fucking QB despite the fucking jersey he wore at the end of his fucking career.
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Old 04-29-2005, 09:44 PM   #997 (permalink)
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When I was very fucking young I heard these phrases:

"Cock sucking, mother fucking, blue-balled bitch!", and the colorful:
"Suck the snotty end of my fuck stick!".

Not till many, many years later did I eventually learn the true meaning of those fucking words.
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Old 04-30-2005, 12:17 AM   #998 (permalink)
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Nancy has her fucking May 1st before all of us.
Does this mean we get to see her fuckin' fine-assed ass-atar first?
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Old 04-30-2005, 01:52 AM   #999 (permalink)
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Yeah, do you want to re-size my fucking picture for me? It's currently 2048 x 1536 fucking pixels extreme fucking close-up.
You bet your fucking ass I will!

I'll fucking PM you my E-mail addy..
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Old 04-30-2005, 01:56 AM   #1000 (permalink)
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Nancy has her fucking May 1st before all of us.
Does this mean we get to see her fuckin' fine-assed ass-atar first?
You bet your ass I will. In fact, I plan on staying up til fucking midnight and put on my assvatar exactly at 00:01
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