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monkeydriven · 02-24-2005, 10:31 AM

Fuck right! So I have fuckin' permission to fuckin oogle??? Fan-fuckin'-tastic!!! Well, fuck...here's to your fuckin' bootilicious ass, Nancy!

Thankfully, fuckin flyman hasn't posted here recently...been days since I hadda look at that fuckin ass of his!!! But Fuck...I know it fuckin' lurks around the next corner, won't be fuckin' long before it makes another fuckin' appearance!

Renaissance · 02-24-2005, 04:10 PM

That ass is fucking hairy

Fly · 02-26-2005, 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimshaydee

oh my fucking god. i've been away from this thread for a fucking while and that fucking fucker fucking posts his fucking ass again. FUCK!

hehehehefuckinghehehehehehe

Fly · 02-26-2005, 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Renaissance

That ass is fucking hairy

fuckin' eh it is.........i'm fuckin' losing it from my head.....and can you fucking guess where it fucking ends up?

Destrox · 02-26-2005, 05:56 AM

First I saw page 1 and thought this game fucking rocks. Said "Fuck it" and went to page 10 and saw a pic of a fucking hairy ass moon-shot. Jesus what the fuck, my eyes fucking burn like they were fucked with a dick made of sand. Hopefully page 16 wont be any fucking worse.

You may continue your fucking now.

bernadette · 02-26-2005, 12:38 PM

hi fuckers. y'all still fucking carrying on the fuckin' fuckity, eh?

Fremen · 02-26-2005, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

fuckin' eh it is.........i'm fuckin' losing it from my head.....and can you fucking guess where it fucking ends up?

At least it didn't end up on the bottom of your fucking feet, ya hairy-assed roofer.

bernie, you fucking like this fucking thread, admit it.

Rdr4evr · 02-26-2005, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destrox

First I saw page 1 and thought this game fucking rocks. Said "Fuck it" and went to page 10 and saw a pic of a fucking hairy ass moon-shot. Jesus what the fuck, my eyes fucking burn like they were fucked with a dick made of sand. Hopefully page 16 wont be any fucking worse.

You may continue your fucking now.

FUCKED WITH A DICK MADE OF SAND!!! Now that is fucking hilarious. Well, no fucking hairy ass thus fucking far on whatever the fuck page we are on so far...here's hoping to no fucking more either.

Tophat665 · 02-26-2005, 05:07 PM

Did someone ask for a hairy fuckin' ass?
<img src="http://www.kickingdonkeyproducts.com/images/GC996%20Shaggy%20Donkey.jpg">
OK, So I'm too fuckin' literal. Fuckin' sue me.

bernadette · 02-26-2005, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen

bernie, you fucking like this fucking thread, admit it.

my mutha fuckin' lawyer has advised me not to fuckin' comment.

Nancy · 02-28-2005, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeydriven

Fuck right! So I have fuckin' permission to fuckin oogle??? Fan-fuckin'-tastic!!! Well, fuck...here's to your fuckin' bootilicious ass, Nancy!

oogle all you fuckin' want dearie

Rdr4evr · 02-28-2005, 12:43 PM

Tophat, asses are such fucking innocent creatures, just look at the poor bastard! Any fucking ass I see is always so calm and in his own fucking world that he couldn't care less what's around him. The poor fuckers always look so sad too. I bet you could put one of them in an empty dark small room for a month and they would still be content. What a great fucking animal.

Anxst · 02-28-2005, 09:03 PM

What the fuck are you all going on about in here? All this stuff about hairy fuckin' asses and being able to ogle Nancy. Fuck, those two things have nothing in fuckin common.

Fly · 03-01-2005, 04:46 AM

if you only fuckin' knew...........if you only fuckin' knew

bernadette · 03-02-2005, 12:18 PM

this fucker's fuckin' ass is fuckin' fucked.
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/humhum/AAARRGH.jpg">

monkeydriven · 03-02-2005, 01:29 PM

HOLY FUCK, Bernadette....you fuckin' know how to scare the fuckin bejebus out of someone...I fuckin' thought that shark was fuckin' leaping out of the fuckin' computer screen at me!!!! FUCK!!!!!

Nancy · 03-03-2005, 09:05 PM

^^Fucking whimp

Sharks are so fucking nice and not a fucking mindless mankiller

Tophat665 · 03-03-2005, 09:20 PM

Now Nancy, I'm afraid your information is totally fucked. Sharks are not fucking nice, or any other kind of nice except that they are fucking perfect eating machines.

While some sharks will tolerate people, and no shark fucks with people by choice, a swimming human can look and awful fucking lot like a seal to a shark's tiny fucking brain, and Great Whites eat fucking seals for fucking breakfast.

Then there's Bull Sharks. They're all the fucking same, but the ones in Lake Nicaragua fuck up bunches of fucked in the head Nicaraguans who thought they'd take a little dip. Dumbfucks. Bull Sharks are pretty fucking territorial and very fucking agressive. Tiger Sharks are the same fucking way and almost as big as Great fucking Whites.

Blue Sharks, Brown Sharks, Lemon Sharks, Hammerheads, even Sand Tigers and Nurse Sharks will all take a fucking bite out of you given a chance. (That reminds me: A shark walks into a bar in Virginia Beach and says to the bartender, "I'll have two White Russians.")

And then, there are Goblin Sharks - fucked up looking pointy nosed critters who live at the very bottom of the Pacific fucking Ocean. They were getting fucked up signals on one of the trans Pacific phone cables, and when they pulled the fucker up to look at it, they found Goblin Shark fucking teeth in it. Now is that fucking nice? I don't think so.

Finally, the piece de resistance of shark fucker-dom - the cookie cutter shark (no fucking shit, there is such a beastie). This little fucker (they're only about three feet long - fucking minute for a deep ocean shark) took a bite out of a motherfucking nuclear submarine. Left a perfectly round fucking hole (hence the name cookie cutter shark) in their rubberized sonar dome.

The moral of this long fucking screed: Don't fuck with sharks. They will fuck you up.

Fly · 03-04-2005, 04:05 AM

fuckin' eh Top.........not too fuckin' shabby man.

monkeydriven · 03-04-2005, 06:56 AM

Thanks for fuckin backing me Top...Fuckin' Nancy fuckin' dismissed my fear our of fuckin' turn!

bernadette · 03-04-2005, 12:04 PM

sorry to fuckin' freak you out, monkeydriven.
but don't worry! the jpg cannot bite you!

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeydriven

Thanks for fuckin backing me Top...Fuckin' Nancy fuckin' dismissed my fear our of fuckin' turn!

and what the fuck did you just say in 2nd part of your last post?

Fremen · 03-04-2005, 01:19 PM

Fuckin A, bernie! Is that shark pic another one of your fuckin creations??
If so, get you a fuckin freelance job with a fuckin website or magazine, mang!
Fuckin pronto!

Fly · 03-04-2005, 01:21 PM

i fuckin' almost thought you fuckin' said porno.............

Fremen · 03-04-2005, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

i fuckin' almost thought you fuckin' said porno.............

Well, if she fuckin wants to, who am I to be a fuckin naysayer?

[Brought to you by the bernie for porn support league of north america...founding member-flyman]

no fucking disrespect meant, bernie

Rdr4evr · 03-04-2005, 02:00 PM

Sorry, fucking ignore this.

dlish · 03-04-2005, 02:12 PM

one fucked up thread (and hairy ass) thats for sure.

Fly · 03-04-2005, 03:20 PM

nothin' fuckin' wrong with that ass my fuckin' friend...............

Hampshire · 03-04-2005, 10:22 PM

fuck you all, and for all a good fuck

Rdr4evr · 03-04-2005, 10:35 PM

hahahahafuckinghahahaha! So if I post in this fucking thread without using "fuck", will I be banished?

monkeydriven · 03-07-2005, 08:32 AM

Fuck, Rdr4Evr, you better not fuckin' post without saying the magic fuckin' word....that would be worse than having to fuckin' see Flyman's fuckin' hairy ass again.

Rdr4evr · 03-07-2005, 09:14 AM

Thats what I fucking figured. I have no fucking creativity so I'm just going to have to use the fucking word randomly.

P.S NOTHING is worse than seeing flymans ass....NOTHING!

Charlatan · 03-07-2005, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rdr4evr

Thats what I fucking figured. I have no fucking creativity so I'm just going to have to use the fucking word randomly.

P.S NOTHING is worse than seeing flymans ass....NOTHING!

I think he doth fucking protest too fucking much!

Fly · 03-08-2005, 03:22 AM

fuckin' nothin' fuckin' wrong w/ that fuckin' ass folks..........

buncha fuckin' whinners.......

Nancy · 03-08-2005, 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

Now Nancy, I'm afraid your information is totally fucked. Sharks are not fucking nice, or any other kind of nice except that they are fucking perfect eating machines.

While some sharks will tolerate people, and no shark fucks with people by choice, a swimming human can look and awful fucking lot like a seal to a shark's tiny fucking brain, and Great Whites eat fucking seals for fucking breakfast.

Then there's Bull Sharks. They're all the fucking same, but the ones in Lake Nicaragua fuck up bunches of fucked in the head Nicaraguans who thought they'd take a little dip. Dumbfucks. Bull Sharks are pretty fucking territorial and very fucking agressive. Tiger Sharks are the same fucking way and almost as big as Great fucking Whites.

Blue Sharks, Brown Sharks, Lemon Sharks, Hammerheads, even Sand Tigers and Nurse Sharks will all take a fucking bite out of you given a chance. (That reminds me: A shark walks into a bar in Virginia Beach and says to the bartender, "I'll have two White Russians.")

And then, there are Goblin Sharks - fucked up looking pointy nosed critters who live at the very bottom of the Pacific fucking Ocean. They were getting fucked up signals on one of the trans Pacific phone cables, and when they pulled the fucker up to look at it, they found Goblin Shark fucking teeth in it. Now is that fucking nice? I don't think so.

Finally, the piece de resistance of shark fucker-dom - the cookie cutter shark (no fucking shit, there is such a beastie). This little fucker (they're only about three feet long - fucking minute for a deep ocean shark) took a bite out of a motherfucking nuclear submarine. Left a perfectly round fucking hole (hence the name cookie cutter shark) in their rubberized sonar dome.

The moral of this long fucking screed: Don't fuck with sharks. They will fuck you up.

Yeah but they don't do it on fucking purpose and that's my fucking point. If you look like breakfast you're gonna end up like fucking breakfast

CityOfAngels · 03-08-2005, 04:53 PM

I fucking thought that fucking sharks were fucking near-fucking-blind? Don't they fucking catch all their fucking prey with the aid of their fucking noses and their own fucking sense of hearing? Isn't that why you can fucking catch those fuckers by bringing along a large group of fucking dogs, 'cause dogs fucking sound like fucking seals and their fucking barks attract the fucking sharks? Or was that fucking Orcas? Fuck, I don't fucking know anymore.

Fly · 03-08-2005, 07:26 PM

fuck...........

*for some reason,i just really fuckin' like that word*

Fremen · 03-08-2005, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CityOfAngels

I fucking thought that fucking sharks were fucking near-fucking-blind? Don't they fucking catch all their fucking prey with the aid of their fucking noses and their own fucking sense of hearing? Isn't that why you can fucking catch those fuckers by bringing along a large group of fucking dogs, 'cause dogs fucking sound like fucking seals and their fucking barks attract the fucking sharks? Or was that fucking Orcas? Fuck, I don't fucking know anymore.

I fuckin heard/read it was also by detecting the electrical impulses people and other aquatic lifeforms fuckin' continuously emit from their fucking bodies.

Fuck, now I want seafood for dinner...

Twizted · 03-08-2005, 08:56 PM

Oh for fuck's sake! Why didn't I get the fuckin memo that Nancy's fine fuckin ass is over here? And WTF is up with the hairy fuckin monkey ass? This fuckin ain't National Geo-fuckin-graphic!

monkeydriven · 03-09-2005, 05:50 AM

Fuckin' Emo Philips, Twizted? I haven't heard that fuckers name in a fuckin long time.

Twizted · 03-09-2005, 01:53 PM

Fuckin Emo rocks... he's an odd little fucker, for sure!

http://www.emophilips.com/

02-24-2005, 10:31 AM	#601 (permalink)
monkeydriven Addict Location: Boston	Fuck right! So I have fuckin' permission to fuckin oogle??? Fan-fuckin'-tastic!!! Well, fuck...here's to your fuckin' bootilicious ass, Nancy! Thankfully, fuckin flyman hasn't posted here recently...been days since I hadda look at that fuckin ass of his!!! But Fuck...I know it fuckin' lurks around the next corner, won't be fuckin' long before it makes another fuckin' appearance! __________________ you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox

02-26-2005, 05:56 AM	#605 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	First I saw page 1 and thought this game fucking rocks. Said "Fuck it" and went to page 10 and saw a pic of a fucking hairy ass moon-shot. Jesus what the fuck, my eyes fucking burn like they were fucked with a dick made of sand. Hopefully page 16 wont be any fucking worse. You may continue your fucking now. __________________ You bore me.... next.

02-26-2005, 12:38 PM	#606 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	hi fuckers. y'all still fucking carrying on the fuckin' fuckity, eh? __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

02-26-2005, 05:07 PM	#609 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Did someone ask for a hairy fuckin' ass? <img src="http://www.kickingdonkeyproducts.com/images/GC996%20Shaggy%20Donkey.jpg"> OK, So I'm too fuckin' literal. Fuckin' sue me. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-28-2005, 09:03 PM	#613 (permalink)
Anxst Condensing fact from the vapor of nuance. Location: Madison, WI	What the fuck are you all going on about in here? All this stuff about hairy fuckin' asses and being able to ogle Nancy. Fuck, those two things have nothing in fuckin common. __________________ Don't mind me. I'm just releasing the insanity pressure from my headvalves.

02-24-2005, 04:10 PM	#602 (permalink)
Renaissance Upright	That ass is fucking hairy

02-28-2005, 12:43 PM	#612 (permalink)
Rdr4evr Banned	Tophat, asses are such fucking innocent creatures, just look at the poor bastard! Any fucking ass I see is always so calm and in his own fucking world that he couldn't care less what's around him. The poor fuckers always look so sad too. I bet you could put one of them in an empty dark small room for a month and they would still be content. What a great fucking animal.

03-01-2005, 04:46 AM	#614 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	if you only fuckin' knew...........if you only fuckin' knew __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-02-2005, 12:18 PM	#615 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	this fucker's fuckin' ass is fuckin' fucked. <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/humhum/AAARRGH.jpg"> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

03-02-2005, 01:29 PM	#616 (permalink)
monkeydriven Addict Location: Boston	HOLY FUCK, Bernadette....you fuckin' know how to scare the fuckin bejebus out of someone...I fuckin' thought that shark was fuckin' leaping out of the fuckin' computer screen at me!!!! FUCK!!!!! __________________ you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox

03-03-2005, 09:05 PM	#617 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	^^Fucking whimp Sharks are so fucking nice and not a fucking mindless mankiller __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

03-03-2005, 09:20 PM	#618 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Now Nancy, I'm afraid your information is totally fucked. Sharks are not fucking nice, or any other kind of nice except that they are fucking perfect eating machines. While some sharks will tolerate people, and no shark fucks with people by choice, a swimming human can look and awful fucking lot like a seal to a shark's tiny fucking brain, and Great Whites eat fucking seals for fucking breakfast. Then there's Bull Sharks. They're all the fucking same, but the ones in Lake Nicaragua fuck up bunches of fucked in the head Nicaraguans who thought they'd take a little dip. Dumbfucks. Bull Sharks are pretty fucking territorial and very fucking agressive. Tiger Sharks are the same fucking way and almost as big as Great fucking Whites. Blue Sharks, Brown Sharks, Lemon Sharks, Hammerheads, even Sand Tigers and Nurse Sharks will all take a fucking bite out of you given a chance. (That reminds me: A shark walks into a bar in Virginia Beach and says to the bartender, "I'll have two White Russians.") And then, there are Goblin Sharks - fucked up looking pointy nosed critters who live at the very bottom of the Pacific fucking Ocean. They were getting fucked up signals on one of the trans Pacific phone cables, and when they pulled the fucker up to look at it, they found Goblin Shark fucking teeth in it. Now is that fucking nice? I don't think so. Finally, the piece de resistance of shark fucker-dom - the cookie cutter shark (no fucking shit, there is such a beastie). This little fucker (they're only about three feet long - fucking minute for a deep ocean shark) took a bite out of a motherfucking nuclear submarine. Left a perfectly round fucking hole (hence the name cookie cutter shark) in their rubberized sonar dome. The moral of this long fucking screed: Don't fuck with sharks. They will fuck you up. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. Last edited by Tophat665; 03-03-2005 at 09:22 PM..

03-04-2005, 04:05 AM	#619 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	fuckin' eh Top.........not too fuckin' shabby man. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-04-2005, 06:56 AM	#620 (permalink)
monkeydriven Addict Location: Boston	Thanks for fuckin backing me Top...Fuckin' Nancy fuckin' dismissed my fear our of fuckin' turn! __________________ you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox

03-04-2005, 01:19 PM	#622 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Fuckin A, bernie! Is that shark pic another one of your fuckin creations?? If so, get you a fuckin freelance job with a fuckin website or magazine, mang! Fuckin pronto! __________________ Google

03-04-2005, 01:21 PM	#623 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i fuckin' almost thought you fuckin' said porno............. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-04-2005, 02:00 PM	#625 (permalink)
Rdr4evr Banned	Sorry, fucking ignore this.

03-04-2005, 02:12 PM	#626 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	one fucked up thread (and hairy ass) thats for sure. __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

03-04-2005, 03:20 PM	#627 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	nothin' fuckin' wrong with that ass my fuckin' friend............... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-04-2005, 10:22 PM	#628 (permalink)
Hampshire Crazy	fuck you all, and for all a good fuck

03-04-2005, 10:35 PM	#629 (permalink)
Rdr4evr Banned	hahahahafuckinghahahaha! So if I post in this fucking thread without using "fuck", will I be banished?

03-07-2005, 08:32 AM	#630 (permalink)
monkeydriven Addict Location: Boston	Fuck, Rdr4Evr, you better not fuckin' post without saying the magic fuckin' word....that would be worse than having to fuckin' see Flyman's fuckin' hairy ass again. __________________ you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox

03-07-2005, 09:14 AM	#631 (permalink)
Rdr4evr Banned	Thats what I fucking figured. I have no fucking creativity so I'm just going to have to use the fucking word randomly. P.S NOTHING is worse than seeing flymans ass....NOTHING!

03-08-2005, 03:22 AM	#633 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	fuckin' nothin' fuckin' wrong w/ that fuckin' ass folks.......... buncha fuckin' whinners....... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-08-2005, 07:26 PM	#636 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	fuck........... for some reason,i just really fuckin' like that word __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-08-2005, 08:56 PM	#638 (permalink)
Twizted Insane Location: Washington State	Oh for fuck's sake! Why didn't I get the fuckin memo that Nancy's fine fuckin ass is over here? And WTF is up with the hairy fuckin monkey ass? This fuckin ain't National Geo-fuckin-graphic! __________________ A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. -- Emo Philips

03-09-2005, 05:50 AM	#639 (permalink)
monkeydriven Addict Location: Boston	Fuckin' Emo Philips, Twizted? I haven't heard that fuckers name in a fuckin long time. __________________ you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox

03-09-2005, 01:53 PM	#640 (permalink)
Twizted Insane Location: Washington State	Fuckin Emo rocks... he's an odd little fucker, for sure! http://www.emophilips.com/ __________________ A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. -- Emo Philips