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Nancy · 01-27-2005, 01:57 AM

Poor fucker indeed! How about taking him to a place that has some fucking snow then?

phathom · 01-27-2005, 02:11 AM

how about this one as quoted from the great fred durst.
"ladies and gentlemen introducing the chocolate starfish,
and the hot dog-flavored water,
bring it on,
get the fuck up,
yeah
check one, two,
listen up listen up here we go (here we go)

it’s a fucked up world
a fucked up place
everybody’s judged by their fucked up face
fucked up dreams, fucked up life
a fucked up kid with a fucked up knife
fucked up moms, and fucked up dads
a fucked up cop with a fucked up badge
fucked up job, with a fucked up pay
and a fucked up boss, It's a fucked up day
fucked up press and fucked up lies
while lethal’s in the back with fucked up eyes

hey, its on
everybody knows its on
hey, its on
everybody knows its on

ain’t it a shame that you can’t say fuck
fuck’s just a word and it’s all fucked up
like a fucked up punk with a fucked up mouth
a nine-inch nail get knocked the fuck out
fucked up AIDS FROM fucked up sex
fake-assed titties on a fucked up chest
we’re all fucked up so, whatcha wanna do?
with fucked up me, and fucked up you

you wanna fuck me like an animal
you LIKE to burn me on the inside
you like to think i’m a perfect drug
just know that nothing you do will bring you closer to me

ain’t life a bitch a fucked up BITCH
a fucked up SOUL with a fucked up stitch
a fucked up head is a fucked up shame
swingin’ on my nuts it’s a fucked up game
jealously THRILLS up a fucked up mind
it’s real fucked up like a fucked up crime
IF I SAY FUCK TWO MORE TIMES, THAT'S 46 FUCKS IN THIS FUCKED UP RHYME

hey, its on
everybody knows its on
hey, its on
everybody knows its on

you wanna fuck me like an animal
you LIKE to burn me on the inside
you like to think that i’m a perfect drug
just know that nothing you do, will bring you closer to me

you, can’t, bring, me, down,
i, don’t, think, so, (i know so)
you better check yourself,
before you wreck yourself

kiss my starfish, my chocolate starfish, punk
kiss my starfish, my chocolate starfish

you wanna to fuck me like an animal
you LIKE to burn me on the inside
you like to think i’m a perfect drug
just know that nothing you do, will bring you closer to me"

slimshaydee · 01-27-2005, 06:16 AM

im fucking tired.

silent_jay · 01-27-2005, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phathom

how about this one as quoted from the great fred durst.
.....

I don't fuckin think the words 'great' and fuckin 'Fred Durst' belong anywhere fuckin near each other. Maybe fucking 'asshat' and 'Fred Durst', fuck I hate Fred Durst

Nancy · 01-27-2005, 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimshaydee

im fucking tired.

when the fuck are you not tired?

wolf · 01-27-2005, 08:22 AM

Holy Fuck... page 13.

Any one who needs to see some fucking snow, just come to new england. we have a fuck load of the fucking stuff. Take some fucking home with ya!

drakers · 01-27-2005, 09:11 AM

Shovel your own fuckin' snow!

Fremen · 01-27-2005, 05:37 PM

Fucking insurance companies!! Fuck!!!

Nancy · 01-28-2005, 12:52 AM

That's a fucking cool-looking avatar you've got there Fremen!

Nancy · 01-28-2005, 12:53 AM

Did anyone say something about fucking snow?

bollocks · 01-28-2005, 04:19 AM

Poor fucking snowman. He must be fucking freezing. At least give him some fucking leg warmers for fuck sake.

wolf · 01-28-2005, 05:42 AM

Wouldn't he fucking melt?

bollocks · 01-28-2005, 06:41 AM

Good fucking point.

Twizted · 01-28-2005, 09:52 PM

What a great fuckin thread!

drakers · 01-30-2005, 08:00 AM

Your fuckin Crazy Twizted!!

Fly · 01-30-2005, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drakers

Your fuckin Crazy Twizted!!

oh yeah........well........you're fuckin' twisted crazy.

Nancy · 01-31-2005, 01:08 AM

ehhehehehheheh great fucking pic!

slimshaydee · 01-31-2005, 02:40 AM

I see no fucking ass on this page
dont make me the fuck post my ass

Nancy · 01-31-2005, 02:49 AM

Come the fuck on Slim! Be a fucking sport will ya!

More ass for the fucking people:

Fly · 01-31-2005, 03:15 AM

and a fuckin' fine ass it is.............

***smack***

drakers · 01-31-2005, 03:23 PM

And what a nice fuckin smack that was....*smack* *smack*
Just don't leave any fucking red spots on her fucking ass!!

Lasereth · 01-31-2005, 07:36 PM

You've got to be fucking kidding me...this thread is still going?

-Lasereth

Fremen · 01-31-2005, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drakers

And what a nice fuckin smack that was....*smack* *smack*
Just don't leave any fucking red spots on her fucking ass!!

Caught fucking red-handed! No spots, though.

IC3 · 01-31-2005, 10:50 PM

What a great fuckin thread it's fucking hilarious..13 pages of fuck, fuckin, fucking, fucker, fuckit.

And 1 very fine fuckin ass.

Nancy · 02-02-2005, 04:16 AM

hahhaha Fremen, you have to much time on your fucking hands

Fly · 02-02-2005, 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IC3

What a great fuckin thread it's fucking hilarious..13 pages of fuck, fuckin, fucking, fucker, fuckit.

And 1 very fine fuckin ass.

fuckin' hell man.........don't you fuckin' mean two fine fuckin' asses?

Jonsgirl · 02-02-2005, 09:15 AM

Yes. As a matter of fact he did mean 2 fine asses

And here's the other one!!

<a href="http://img2.uploadimages.net/show.php?img=140521approved_ass.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://img2.uploadimages.net/thumbs/tn_140521approved_ass.gif" border="0" /></a>

Fly · 02-02-2005, 09:29 AM

fuckin' eh........what does the fuckin' sticker say sweetie?

Glory's Sun · 02-02-2005, 10:13 AM

I fuckin forgot all about this fucking thread.. good fucking job on keeping it going you fucks

monkeydriven · 02-02-2005, 01:25 PM

I fuckin forgot too! These fuckin guys are great for fuckin keeping it up! A big fuck you to one and all!

Xell101 · 02-02-2005, 05:30 PM

Fuckin' 'ell, this thread has 13 fuckin' pages. Fuck me, I didn't expect this! Fuckin'... whooaa!

Jonsgirl · 02-03-2005, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

fuckin' eh........what does the fuckin' sticker say sweetie?

Fuckin hell! Fucking site resizing my fucking pictures!!

It says TPF APPROVED 94% Fucking A!

fillips · 02-04-2005, 01:35 AM

bad fucking luck

Nancy · 02-04-2005, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonsgirl

Fuckin hell! Fucking site resizing my fucking pictures!!

You sure it's not the fucking host that has resized it? Photobucket auto-fucking-matically resizes any picture that's bigger than 250 KB

Nancy · 02-04-2005, 02:55 AM

Fly · 02-04-2005, 06:10 AM

i fuckin' like cheese.........

Jonsgirl · 02-05-2005, 01:55 AM

I'm fuckin hungry. Maybe I should fucking find some fuckin cheese.

Nancy · 02-07-2005, 06:23 AM

Why this sudden talk about fucking cheese people?

monkeydriven · 02-07-2005, 09:29 AM

Fuckin' right, Nancy...cheese is fuckin' binding. Next thing you fuckin' know, you're fuckin' on the toilet doing your fuckin' best to squirt out a fuckin' air biscuit. Have some fuckin' fruit instead!

Nancy · 02-08-2005, 02:51 AM

^^what ...*laughs*..the fuck is an air biscuit?

01-27-2005, 01:57 AM	#481 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	Poor fucker indeed! How about taking him to a place that has some fucking snow then? __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

01-27-2005, 08:22 AM	#486 (permalink)
wolf Ravenous Location: Right Behind You	Holy Fuck... page 13. Any one who needs to see some fucking snow, just come to new england. we have a fuck load of the fucking stuff. Take some fucking home with ya! __________________ Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

01-27-2005, 05:37 PM	#488 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Fucking insurance companies!! Fuck!!! __________________ Google

01-28-2005, 12:52 AM	#489 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	That's a fucking cool-looking avatar you've got there Fremen! __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

01-28-2005, 12:53 AM	#490 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	Did anyone say something about fucking snow? __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

01-27-2005, 02:11 AM	#482 (permalink)
phathom Crazy	how about this one as quoted from the great fred durst. "ladies and gentlemen introducing the chocolate starfish, and the hot dog-flavored water, bring it on, get the fuck up, yeah check one, two, listen up listen up here we go (here we go) it’s a fucked up world a fucked up place everybody’s judged by their fucked up face fucked up dreams, fucked up life a fucked up kid with a fucked up knife fucked up moms, and fucked up dads a fucked up cop with a fucked up badge fucked up job, with a fucked up pay and a fucked up boss, It's a fucked up day fucked up press and fucked up lies while lethal’s in the back with fucked up eyes hey, its on everybody knows its on hey, its on everybody knows its on ain’t it a shame that you can’t say fuck fuck’s just a word and it’s all fucked up like a fucked up punk with a fucked up mouth a nine-inch nail get knocked the fuck out fucked up AIDS FROM fucked up sex fake-assed titties on a fucked up chest we’re all fucked up so, whatcha wanna do? with fucked up me, and fucked up you you wanna fuck me like an animal you LIKE to burn me on the inside you like to think i’m a perfect drug just know that nothing you do will bring you closer to me ain’t life a bitch a fucked up BITCH a fucked up SOUL with a fucked up stitch a fucked up head is a fucked up shame swingin’ on my nuts it’s a fucked up game jealously THRILLS up a fucked up mind it’s real fucked up like a fucked up crime IF I SAY FUCK TWO MORE TIMES, THAT'S 46 FUCKS IN THIS FUCKED UP RHYME hey, its on everybody knows its on hey, its on everybody knows its on you wanna fuck me like an animal you LIKE to burn me on the inside you like to think that i’m a perfect drug just know that nothing you do, will bring you closer to me you, can’t, bring, me, down, i, don’t, think, so, (i know so) you better check yourself, before you wreck yourself kiss my starfish, my chocolate starfish, punk kiss my starfish, my chocolate starfish you wanna to fuck me like an animal you LIKE to burn me on the inside you like to think i’m a perfect drug just know that nothing you do, will bring you closer to me"

01-27-2005, 06:16 AM	#483 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	im fucking tired.

01-27-2005, 09:11 AM	#487 (permalink)
drakers Psycho Location: IOWA	Shovel your own fuckin' snow!

01-28-2005, 04:19 AM	#491 (permalink)
bollocks Insane Location: Leeds, UK	Poor fucking snowman. He must be fucking freezing. At least give him some fucking leg warmers for fuck sake. __________________ Why's Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

01-28-2005, 05:42 AM	#492 (permalink)
wolf Ravenous Location: Right Behind You	Wouldn't he fucking melt? __________________ Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

01-28-2005, 06:41 AM	#493 (permalink)
bollocks Insane Location: Leeds, UK	Good fucking point. __________________ Why's Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

01-28-2005, 09:52 PM	#494 (permalink)
Twizted Insane Location: Washington State	What a great fuckin thread! __________________ A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. -- Emo Philips

01-30-2005, 08:00 AM	#495 (permalink)
drakers Psycho Location: IOWA	Your fuckin Crazy Twizted!!

01-31-2005, 01:08 AM	#497 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	ehhehehehheheh great fucking pic! __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

01-31-2005, 02:40 AM	#498 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	I see no fucking ass on this page dont make me the fuck post my ass

01-31-2005, 07:36 PM	#502 (permalink)
Lasereth Knight of the Old Republic Location: Winston-Salem, NC	You've got to be fucking kidding me...this thread is still going? -Lasereth __________________ "A Darwinian attacks his theory, seeking to find flaws. An ID believer defends his theory, seeking to conceal flaws." -Roger Ebert

01-31-2005, 02:49 AM	#499 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	Come the fuck on Slim! Be a fucking sport will ya! More ass for the fucking people: __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

01-31-2005, 03:15 AM	#500 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	and a fuckin' fine ass it is............. *smack* __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-31-2005, 03:23 PM	#501 (permalink)
drakers Psycho Location: IOWA	And what a nice fuckin smack that was....smack smack Just don't leave any fucking red spots on her fucking ass!!

01-31-2005, 10:50 PM	#504 (permalink)
IC3 Poison Location: Canada	What a great fuckin thread it's fucking hilarious..13 pages of fuck, fuckin, fucking, fucker, fuckit. And 1 very fine fuckin ass. __________________ "To win any battle, you must fight as if you were already dead" -Musashi Last edited by IC3; 01-31-2005 at 11:45 PM..

02-02-2005, 04:16 AM	#505 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	hahhaha Fremen, you have to much time on your fucking hands __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

02-02-2005, 09:15 AM	#507 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	Yes. As a matter of fact he did mean 2 fine asses And here's the other one!! <a href="http://img2.uploadimages.net/show.php?img=140521approved_ass.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://img2.uploadimages.net/thumbs/tn_140521approved_ass.gif" border="0" /></a> __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

02-02-2005, 09:29 AM	#508 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	fuckin' eh........what does the fuckin' sticker say sweetie? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-02-2005, 10:13 AM	#509 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	I fuckin forgot all about this fucking thread.. good fucking job on keeping it going you fucks

02-02-2005, 01:25 PM	#510 (permalink)
monkeydriven Addict Location: Boston	I fuckin forgot too! These fuckin guys are great for fuckin keeping it up! A big fuck you to one and all! __________________ you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox

02-02-2005, 05:30 PM	#511 (permalink)
Xell101 Junkie	Fuckin' 'ell, this thread has 13 fuckin' pages. Fuck me, I didn't expect this! Fuckin'... whooaa!

02-04-2005, 01:35 AM	#513 (permalink)
fillips Upright	bad fucking luck

02-04-2005, 02:55 AM	#515 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	__________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

02-04-2005, 06:10 AM	#516 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i fuckin' like cheese......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-05-2005, 01:55 AM	#517 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	I'm fuckin hungry. Maybe I should fucking find some fuckin cheese. __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

02-07-2005, 06:23 AM	#518 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	Why this sudden talk about fucking cheese people? __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

02-07-2005, 09:29 AM	#519 (permalink)
monkeydriven Addict Location: Boston	Fuckin' right, Nancy...cheese is fuckin' binding. Next thing you fuckin' know, you're fuckin' on the toilet doing your fuckin' best to squirt out a fuckin' air biscuit. Have some fuckin' fruit instead! __________________ you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox

02-08-2005, 02:51 AM	#520 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	^^what ...laughs..the fuck is an air biscuit? __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.