Zombie Jesus? We need to take that fucker out immediately or he will make us into zombies. I don't want to be a fucking zombie, do you?

On another fucking subject, it took Charter Communications 6 fucking months to move the cable line 2 feet so it doesn't get so many fucking cuts from the construction crew at work. Why the fuck did that take so long?

Have you heard the good news about our lord and brain eater Jesus Christ? It'll eat your fucking balls!

Words don't pop up on a porn filter, I could care less that he knows I look at the word "Fuck".

*****

Head hurts, feet stank, and I don't fucking love Jesus.

Don't make me come up there (or down there) and say FUCK BOOBIES PUSSY THING

fuckin' wind,you're fucking with the fire a want to have.

fucking shit! I fucking hate disorganization ... fuck!

I fucking hate fucking hate. What's wrong with dis fucking organization?

fucking pollen, part 2...

Happy effin' zombie jesus day.
Show me a kid who isn't totally fucking creeped out the first time they hear the resurrection story... please. cause I haven't fucking found one yet....

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_cQF-oYVkxZ8/S7...k/untitled.jpg

every fucking day i wake up,i'm resurrected

I'm fucking hungry and a lot of places are closed because of fucking Jesus day. Fuck, I don't want fucking fast food.

The only fucking place open here is Wally World. I'm so fucking not thrilled.

Did you fucking see that?

I ate an abso-fucking-lutely ridiculous amount of candy today.

fucking pollen, v.3...

almost 2 years of fucking work,thrown all to fucking hell with the crashing of my studio computer.

fucking lost the whole song,and why the fuck didn't my back-up fucking work this time?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy shit, Fly. That Fucking SUCKS!

/ you have my deepest fucking sympathy.

It's getting fucking better.... you'd better update these fuckers, Fly.

fuck yeah noodle........backed up the tracks that i did recover,but still with out the fucking bassline,and a couple effects..........fuck me.

Fuck, I drank almost 3 bottles of wine last night, I feel like shit today. I've been on a non-stop bender since Friday. Ugh. Fuck me.

sober the fuck up - mexico's coming up...

Oh I didn't drink a fucking thing last night phil, Mexico is tomorrow and I'm flying into to fucking cancun with amonkie right beside me on the plane. I'm not drinking today either.

you fuckers better have a fuckin' drink on me eh...........

i am so fucking jealous, and we just got back a litle fucking while ago...

Sitting in the fucking airport now. I'm about to meetup with amonkie in just a few hours.

Gonna be a fucking good time.

fuckers.............no fucking umbrella drinks Eden you fuck.

and fucking pictures too eh...........

i can fucking picture the hobbitt with a fucking umbrella drink...

No umbella drinks for this fucking hobbit. Tully handed me a huge rum and coke when I got here. My travel addled brain could barely wrap my hand around it. I still finished it.

fuck yeah..........rum n coke baby.........cuba fucking libras bitch.

Fucking spanglish. It's almost as bad as fucking ebonics, but not as pleasurable.

and i can't speak a fucking lick of it either.

Tongue-fucking twisters, but you could hum a few bars.

Mexico is FUCKING AWESOME!

What would you fucking expect? It's full of fucking Mexicans. I fucking lust after Mexicans.

did you say fucking hum?

Uncle fucking Phil, I don't believe they said the fucking word, hum.

He's busy while I'm fucking bored. Humming a few bars seems...appropriate, fuck-wise.

humming whilst fucking..........fuck yeah.