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...is that you can't tell if its a fucking dude till its too fucking late, eh?
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Do mammals have fucking cloacas?
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Mine was a fucked-up rhetorical question. (fucking wikipedia! - tmi)
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You and your fucking rhetorical questions.
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Yeah, well, fuck, you know. Some fuckers can't help it.
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I didn't fucking ask you to, man. :icare:
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(he's on his fucking knees again)
I know & thank the fuck out of you for that! |
On your fucking knees? Mmmm, fuckin' love it!
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I fuckspected you might...
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You fucking decimator of the English language!
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Well, fuck, ma'am. As abilities go, I know it's kind of fucked-up, but I fucking enjoy it! xxx
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What the fuck happened? Why the fuck am I sticky? Where's my fucking money? FUCK!!! :)
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Hi, IT. How the fuck are you, man? :)
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Hi mixed, I have been fucking busy. I am doing better now. My fucking world has been fucking turned upside down. Do you know how fucking hard it is to walk on ceilings? lol:)
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lol, actually I do. But you eventually get used to bumping your head on the fucking furniture.
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What about the ceiling fans?
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oh man..........watch out for the fucking fans!!!!!!
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(Pretending fucking something)
Fuck, I thought all they could do was mesmerize! I'd better go check with my fucking mechanic, but I never saw anyone walking up there! |
FUCK! its been a few fucking days since this one was up-fucking-dated!
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this fucking thread has proved that a fucker with a total fucked up idea in his fucking mind can encourage a bunch of fuckers to fuck around and write such a fucking swear word a fucking millions of times. This is fucking hilarious ya fuckass........
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Yet another fucking convert! It seems he's pretty fucking fluent already!
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I don't fucking want to say fuck.
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(fuck!) Pretend it's fluffy uppity cantankerous knowledge or something less fucking offensive. Anyway, you don't have to fucking say it, you only have to type it... Fuck me if it doesn't get easier.
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well, who gives a fuck what brittanu thinks....
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What the fuck's a brittanu?
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fuckin' weird shit goin' down in here.
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oops sorry. I meant BrittanY... Fucked up keyboard can't spell.... |
I agree - fuck her. Her thinking's not all that fucking obvious, anyway.
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I fucking hate spiders. Fuck they creep me out. The only good spider is a fucking dead one.... IMO :)
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Dead spiders are fucking creepy, too...ever notice how their fucking legs curl up when they die? Fuck *shiver*
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I don't think so. That's why the fucking "too" was inserted... :) |
Spiders are our allies in the war against the fucking insects. My new Av is displaying his fucking sexual lures. Somebody said I should change the fucking snow penis, because it's not winter anymore... Fuck, it was over 70F here yesterday, so I guessed they were right.
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So is fucking fly spray......
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But fly spray's fucking poison! All right, (fuck!), so are spiders. Still and all I
bet they do more good than harm, compared to fucking chemicals. |
OK... how about a fucking nice size 10 boot?????
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What the fuck? The spiders will probably out-fucking-live us anyway.
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Fuck the spiders. No, wait. Fuck the men, squish the spiders.
*Yeah, tilted today.* Feels so good. what comes next? |
FFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats all. |
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