It's from some stupid fucktard of a comedian. Long time ago... back in the early 80's probably. Can't remember his name. Plus, I used to be a big pot head... and always thought that Dane Bramage was rather appropriate.

This fucking game is like some kind of fucken therapy where you verbally fuck away all your fucken frustrations - it's fucken great!
Now I feel fucked.

hey............we're all fucked here.

to quote the greatest use of the word "fuck" ever...

"I'm gonna fucking kill you, you fuckin fuck!"

Name it...

I'm so confused I dont even fuckin know where this thread is headed!

Brane Damage.

Cute :D

And.. half Dane you say? I like you already :D

Taler du fucking dansk så?

Unfortunately, I have no fucking idea what you just said (although I can probably guess). The extent of my Danish is Tak fa mel.

Mel? I think you mean "mad"* :p

Too bad your fucking parents didn't teach you Danish - it's a fucking awesome language.


*(mel=flour, mad=food)

I had a run-in with some fucking Danish once.

Mmmm fucking Danishes....I think I'll fucking go buy one right fucking now.

So should you.

Who the FUCK let this thread slip all the way to the 3rd page?

I'm bumping this fucker.

Your fucking right JumpinJesus, fuck.

From now on we must be hyper-fucking-vigilent.

Whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!


this fuckin' thread has been gone a fuckin' while......

Wow!!!!! I haven't seen this thread in forfuckingever. good call JJ......you fuck

Hooray for this fuckin' thread.
And cheers to JJ for refuckingviving it.
Everyone needs a good fuhhhhhhhhhhckkkkk every once in afuckingwhile.

Some of my favorite fucking movies:

War of the Fucking Worlds.
Foot-fucking-loose
Dawn of the Fucking Dead
Casa-fuckin'-blanca
To Catch a Fuckin' Thief.
King Fuckin' Kong
You've Got Fucking Mail.
Lord of the Fucking Ring.


Some of my favorite fucking 80s songs:

Everybody Wants to Fucking Rule the World
Time After Fucking Time
Enjoy the Fucking Silence.
One Fucking Night in Bangkok
Who the Fuck Can it Be Now?
I Think We're Fuckin' Alone, Now.
Fuckin' Come On, Eileen

I just finished putting up some fucking Christmas lights.

Why the fuck hasn't anyone posted for so long? What the fuck.

time is hard to fuckin' come by Ch'i

Now I'm in a fucking rit of fealous jage. Why the fuck didn't I see this before all the good fucking puns were used? Be fucking good and fucking fear not!

my fucking favorite *fuck* quote?

fuck the fucking fuckers [you mother fuckers]"

it's from that fucking flash cartoon about how the *f word* is the greatest fucking word in the English language.

Fucking multi-purpose and so fucking expressive! I don't use it much in my fucked-up daily life. This is like fucking catharsis.

I remember that fucking cartoon.

Fuck the noise that comes from Hell,
Then fuck the other place as well, even if it seems less fucking noisy.

Sometimes our crazy fucking modern world drives me out of my fucking mind.
Fucking cartoons!

I completely fucking agree.

Eat some fuck!

That was a song from a local band when I was in high school. I love saying that to people. They just look at you like, "What the fuck does that mean?"

Spread the fuckin word! EAT SOME FUCK!!!

hmmm...........that's fucked up.

How much fuck would a fucker fuck if a fucker could fuck a fuck?

This much fuck could a wood fuck chuck if a wood fuck could fuck wood.

If it ain't stiff it ain't worth a fuck.

Fuck that.

Fucking thankyou. I saw it on a fucking t-shirt once, in a fucking magazine, OK? I thought it was fucking funny, and also true as fuck. Fucking stuffing, are we?

Yeah, you know. Fuck.

Fucking sorry. & thank the fuck out of you!

Fuck you very much!

Your know what, you're all invited for fuckmas dinner. No fucks, no fuck, no service.

The service here fucking sucks.
Get off the table, Mabel, the two dollars is for fucking beer.

Fly your fucking avatar fucking rocks. shit it's been a long fucking time since i last fucking smoked, wait, i fucking smoked on Wed night for the first fucking time in 5 fucking years :) wonder when the next fucking time i smoke will be :)

Aww, what the fuck, I"ll fucking post in here too.
Although Fuck off doesnt have quite the same ring to it as
Sod off you bloody great flaming smeg head.