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Ok, where the heck did all this start?

I join no man's army, not your's nor qupid's! A curse on both your houses. Your two armies will decimate one another and in the end when all is smoking ruins, my shadowy faction will step up and hold inimitable dominion over all.

losers don't get a say in revolutions

Macheath

has a knife dear...

and he keeps it out of sight

Okay, I've been waiting for this ......
So far Qpid has offered me
Beer,
Weed,
and money, just what is it that you have to offer ??

And don't forget qpid has me as morale officer, too! :)

AND hey.....you infidel, Bender....you can't try to take the best offer or elce we will sic iRtehCrispeh on you! The dark side is fun....come over.

Minx-

Maybe you should be my morale officer...

This side is darker

NoSoup- I will squish you like a fly

hey,just cuz i snuck out the back door of your revolution(which by the way got the better of me cuz....you know all the weed and beer was ...like...i dunno...a burden to me.i couldn't handle the presure man,i'm sorry i let you down)doesn't mean you gotta start squishin' flies man.

come on eh...let's be rathional here....my family had nothin' to do with it.

if you gotta start squishin' flies.........come see me first.

**holds his cleaver to benidict...ahem bender's throat**
I'll hack you into 5 million pieces and feed you to my dog (just for you minx:D)!!!

would that mean that this is a counter-revolution?

Not so much a counter revolution as a different revolution...

Microsoft will be beat soon enough... this is just the next revolution.

Thank you my darling, but don't hurt poor Bender yet - he hasn't joined sides yet.

Sounds as if we have some subjects for the Inquisition! NoSoup and Bender, you must be cast into the river. If you sink and never resurface, you are innocent and will be exhonorated! If, however, you float or in any way rise again to the surface of the water, you are guilty of Heresy and must be dealt with in the most cruel and unusual ways!

G rumpy
O ld
D ude

I personally like the recruiting drive. I'm trying to decide if the whole thing is amusing or crazy. I might have to resign my post and return to neutrality. Of course, I doubt that would hurt the PR of qpid's revolution...

need any camp followers? A joy division or something?

Hmmm I think that a decision is near, as the best offer has come in and I'll let you know today.

To show you how nice we are, I offer your army several frosty kegs of b33r. One tonne of the finest BC w33d and my personal wh0r3 house for you pleasure. Enjoy this delicious gift.

:D Go on....take the beer and the weed.....we are sweet....truly!
Just trying to be nice neighbors and all, don't ya know.
<muah ha ha ha ha>

Don't fall for it, Comrades! (It may be poisoned)

Keep in mind that once we have taken over the world, we will grow fields of pot and we will own Columbia...

Sorry NoSoup...
I'm a pacifist so no army for me.
And if there ever was a revolution, I'm more of the crawl through the sewers with a hundred pounds of plastic explosive type.

*thinks*so this would be a revolution to take over the world before qpids army takes over the world before Microsoft does? SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD FUCKIN CAUSE!

eerrgh. double post.

AFter seeing the double post of sadistikdreams I am doubting his HACKING abailities...

uuuhhh. yeah

hi ya nosoup....remember me? :)
Sorry but I had to sway bender to the other side....shall I leave my wonderful allies here in your midst or would you like to surrender before you put your poor minions through unspeakable horror? My horde of nypho-cheerleaders are willing to ummmm divert your army when need be - I don't think your boys will complain....or follow orders.
Just a thought. Have a nice day :D

Minx:

Or maybe bender joining you is part of my evil plot to sabatage your army... or maybe, just maybe, I was hoping that because he joined you you would send a horde of nympho-cheerleaders to distract me and my men... (hopefully some of my women too)

Of course, it is possible that I distract you and your entire horde of nympho-cheerleaders myself...

My girls are well trained darling but I do like the way you think trying to distract me and all.
If you surrender I could send you some of my nympho-cheerleaders your way just to show you how nice we really are!
Have your people call my people and we'll do lunch.....muah. *kisses

I'm in. And I'm not a spy. Really. Honest. What ever gave you that idea?