SaltPork

I volunteered at a soup kitchen...and was propositioned by a homeless cross-dresser, an unattractive one.

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

Stiltzkin

I got drunk, just once. Tipsy... about four or five times.

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The most important thing in this world is love.

stonegrody

I volunteered at a soup kitchen and was propositioned by a homeless man. He was not in drag. No joke.

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kurty[B]

acid and shrooms, just once, on different occassions.

HeAtHeN

I smoked weed... once... made me sick so I've never done anything since.

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Coppertop

Nitrous oxide.

blitz.fenix

Punched a guy in the stomach.



I never knew he was asmhatic(sp). Felt so bad after I did it

CityOfAngels

I fucked another guy's girlfriend. 3 times actually but only with that one girl.
I didn't know him personally though, and she was an ex-girfriend of mine, so I figured what the hell.

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The words "love" and "life" go together. It is almost as if they are one. You must love to live, and you must live to love, or you have never lived nor loved at all.

the_marq

LOL...

Thanks for a good laugh man.

Let's see, what have I only done once....

***smoke pot? No, 4 or 5 dips in that pool.
***take acid? Nope, not even once.
***Get drunk and puke? Oh man....waaaay more than once.

I'm gonna have to think this one over and get back to you...

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The Truth:

Johnny Cash could have kicked Bruce Lee's ass if he wanted to.

#3 in a series

HeAtHeN

That just cracked me up... wait was it my grilfriend

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todd

-Got a Berserker (20 kills without dieing once) on Halo2. Only once.

skier

Bought a girl flowers on the first date.

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"Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

Jonsgirl

Broke a girl's jaw

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Someday, someone will best me.
But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

bernadette

whilst gardening, i cut off the end of my finger once, about half down my fingernail.

amazingly enough & much to my glad surprise... it grew back!!!
it was kinda numb for several years, but is pretty much normal now.

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Fremen

Yep, I saw a science show about that on Discovery, I think.
Only the tips will grow back, below the joint at the end, I believe.
I think they were studying on the how and why's of it and if other parts of our body can be induced to do this. Pretty cool stuff.
They were also studying salamanders or chameleons, one.


Anyway, back on topic...
I once participated in a warehouse window shootout with pellet and BB-guns with my bro and a few friends from the neighborhood.
We shot out almost all of the windows and flourescent lights in the abandoned (we thought) railroad trackside warehouse.
We were interrupted by somebody suddenly opening the door and yelling at us.
I didn't know I could fly til then.

It was pretty fun at the time.
I feel slightley guilty now, though.

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Rdr4evr

Almost lost my damn finger playing with fireworks (yes I was being a dumbass kid), haven't touched fireworks since, although not because of that, just because I haven't had the interest.

uncle phil

tried to make love to a bale of barbed wire in the back of an air police truck while i was drunk and they were taking me back to the barracks...long story...details upon request...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Stick

I was attacked by 3 guys once. Stabbed one of them. They ran away.

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ominous adj.
Menacing; threatening. Of or being an omen, especially an evil one.

:::OshnSoul:::

swam in my underwear in the Green River in October.

bernadette

ok. so... a couple yrs ago after a block party ended, a few of us went over to one neighbors' who has a pool. one by one we were all pushed in, bluejeans & all. having not swam for years & actually really loving to swim i got quickly over the fact that i was in a pool in my street clothes! i dove repeatedly off their diving board like a gleeful 12 yr old girl. yeah. we all we all kinds of drunk. duh. then i realized i had on my favorite bra. omg. so i pulled it off from under my shirt. then i got a wild hair up my ass & decided to just pull off my shirt too. a couple of my neighbors will never let me forget this. but keep in mind, when we all exited the pool, one woman was wearing a bra & nothing else... she didn't get fully exposed until the end of that party. haha and omg this was most likely for me a one time & one time only bit of madness. but, no. i don't regret it. but yeah. i probably won't pull my shirt off in public again. my blues jeans were hella heavy btw. didn't keep me from diving though!

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CityOfAngels

If you're a jewish guy living in an apartment in Chinatown, Los Angeles, well...probably.


If not, you're good.

Once, when I was in high school, I did whatever I could to piss off my mother because she had legal custody of me and I wanted her to kick me out. I succeeded, and since then, have been living with the lesser of two evils: my father. Now I wanna get the fuck outta here, too, only if he were to kick me out (which he very well should; I'm 20 years old), I'm screwed.

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The words "love" and "life" go together. It is almost as if they are one. You must love to live, and you must live to love, or you have never lived nor loved at all.

bundy

i rocked out with my cock out at a bar, once.
yep, up on a table doing helicoptors for the ladies.
to make certain that it won't happen again, said bar won't let me in anymore.

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Ohayo!!!

gh0ti

I've tried that a time or two.. For some reason I think getting flowers right off the bat scares them off. Never going to do it again... maybe the date after the first kiss will work?

SaltPork

Does that mean what it sounds like it means????

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

Carno

Went surfing naked...

Catmandu

I was propostioned by my 60-yr-old college climatology teacher (me male, him male).

theguyondacouch

Holy fuck, thats odd.

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anleja

I pissed off the driver in Al Gore's van. He was here in Grand Rapids on Halloween to visit 4 or 5 black churches to get out the black vote. I'm not black, but thought it'd be interesting to go. Afterwards I shook his big pudgy hand. That dude is tall. I'm 6' 3", I think he may have been a little bit taller than me.

Anyway, I got in my vehicle to drive home, and saw Al Gore's van parked in a little parking lot off the side street we were on. They were trying to exit, so I stopped where I was in the road. They stopped at the same time. I figured, okay, I'll keep going. Of course, right when I was going to proceed in front of them, they went forward at the same time. Kinda like a "you go" "no, you go" thing. The driver gave me a WTF look, making impatient hand gestures. I drove ahead, as he followed. Then they had to wait behind me as I was making a left turn onto a busy street. Haha, they were already running behind, and they still had like 3 more churches to go to. I wonder if Al Gore was looking at me with a scowl on his face. I wonder if he sighed, just like how he sighed at Bush during the 2000 debates!

I will probably never have a chance to do that again.

anleja

Details hereby requested.

Painted

I went to prison once. Don't plan on returning. Ever.

Thermopyle

I did my military service once, and they've just dismantled the swedish army so that was and is going to be the only time.

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Live life like you're gonna die, beacause you're gonna!

- William Shatner.

Marionette-

Choked a girl during sex ... go figure.

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Well see what you wanna see. You should see it all.
Well take what you want from me. You deserve it all.
Nine times out of ten our hearts just get dissolved.
Well I want a better place or just a better way to fall.

But one time out of ten, everything is perfect for us all.
Well I want a better place or just a better way to fall.

MSD

I ran around the back yard in my underwear in sub-zero temperatures to cool down after having accidentally lit myself on fire with cooking products.

Sticky

Waterskied in October

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euphoricdork

jesus christ... i cannot for the life of me think of stuff ive done only once... its hurting my brain...

belkins

Lost my virginity and I never did find it!

Mephisto2

Rode a horse - by the end of the experience, my thighs were oozing blood from griping on so hard, my fingers were literally locked into a death grip on the saddle and someone had to help me "crack open" my fingers and, as I got the rhythm wrong, my testicles were like pancakes from constantly coming down as the horse was going up during the gallop. I was a literally walking wreck for over a week and couldn't move around without help.

Took ketamine - a horse tranquilizer often sold as a substitute for E

Drank 9 tequilla slammers in half an hour on my 18th birthday - even 16 years later, the smell of that devil's liquid makes me gag


Life's a learning process. It's just a pity we seem to learn most from unpleasant experiences!


Mr Mephisto

Liquor Dealer

Flew into a mountain in Newfoundland when I was in the navy.

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DePaulPaul

danced in the rain

onodrim

Went swimming in Lake Michigan at 6 in the morning. I wouldn't suggest it, it's cold to say the least.

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"The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there’s little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides"
-Carl Sagan