Trick questions...

[CityOfAngels]

Post your favorite trick questions here.

There is of course the classic:
You ask: "Would you suck my dick for a bright red, juicy apple?"
He says: "No!"
You ask: "Well, what would you suck it for?"
He says: "Nothing!"
You say: "Ohhhhh duuude you're nastyyyy! You just said you'd suck my dick for nothing!"

[WillyPete]

I'll post one that I hate.

"How old do you think I am?" (From a girl, any girl)

[gh0ti]

I'll post one that I hate.

"How old do you think I am?" (From a girl, any girl)

Even better:

"Do these jeans make me look fat?" (again from any girl)

[Stug]

Telephone trick question from the Simpsons:

Moe Szyslak (picks up phone) : Moe's Tavern.
Bart Simpson: Yes, is Mrs. Hug-an-kiss there?
Moe Szyslak: Mrs. Hug-an-kiss?
Bart Simpson: Yeah, first name Amanda
Moe Szyslak: Hold on, I'll check. (turns to other people in bar) Hug-an-kiss? Amanda Hug-an-kiss? Why can't I find Amanda Hug-an-kiss?
Barney Gumble: Maybe your standards are too high!! (Everyone laughs except Moe)

[Bacchanal]

If you could suck your own dick, would you spit or swallow?

Either answer means they'd cum in their own mouth.

[tecoyah]

Phone rings.....pick it up and say:

Is Mark home?

[jon_264]

Originally Posted by tecoyah

Phone rings.....pick it up and say:

Is Mark home?

Made me laugh. i'll have to try that one later!

Any question along the lines of 'If you could change something about me what would you change?' from any girl.

[tecoyah]

From a Message on a machine long ago......

If you have picked the correct lottery numbers...press 1
If you enjoy Golf...press 4
If you are not German....press 9
If you have already had dinner....press 8
If you would like some English Money....press #

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