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12-08-2004, 03:08 AM
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Oh shit it's Wayne Brady!
Location: Passenger seat of Wayne Brady's car.
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Trick questions...
Post your favorite trick questions here.
There is of course the classic: You ask: "Would you suck my dick for a bright red, juicy apple?" He says: "No!" You ask: "Well, what would you suck it for?" He says: "Nothing!" You say: "Ohhhhh duuude you're nastyyyy! You just said you'd suck my dick for nothing!"
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The words "love" and "life" go together. It is almost as if they are one. You must love to live, and you must live to love, or you have never lived nor loved at all. Quote:
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12-08-2004, 03:59 AM
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Crazy
Location: UK
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Telephone trick question from the Simpsons:
Moe Szyslak (picks up phone) : Moe's Tavern. Bart Simpson: Yes, is Mrs. Hug-an-kiss there? Moe Szyslak: Mrs. Hug-an-kiss? Bart Simpson: Yeah, first name Amanda Moe Szyslak: Hold on, I'll check. (turns to other people in bar) Hug-an-kiss? Amanda Hug-an-kiss? Why can't I find Amanda Hug-an-kiss? Barney Gumble: Maybe your standards are too high!! (Everyone laughs except Moe)
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and so ends the thought process for another day... Last edited by Stug; 12-08-2004 at 04:11 AM.. |
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12-08-2004, 09:19 AM
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Illusionary
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From a Message on a machine long ago......
If you have picked the correct lottery numbers...press 1 If you enjoy Golf...press 4 If you are not German....press 9 If you have already had dinner....press 8 If you would like some English Money....press # If you wish to leave a message....please stay on the line
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Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha |
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