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Trick questions...
Post your favorite trick questions here.
There is of course the classic: You ask: "Would you suck my dick for a bright red, juicy apple?" He says: "No!" You ask: "Well, what would you suck it for?" He says: "Nothing!" You say: "Ohhhhh duuude you're nastyyyy! You just said you'd suck my dick for nothing!" |
I'll post one that I hate.
"How old do you think I am?" (From a girl, any girl) |
Quote:
"Do these jeans make me look fat?" (again from any girl) |
Telephone trick question from the Simpsons:
Moe Szyslak (picks up phone) : Moe's Tavern. Bart Simpson: Yes, is Mrs. Hug-an-kiss there? Moe Szyslak: Mrs. Hug-an-kiss? Bart Simpson: Yeah, first name Amanda Moe Szyslak: Hold on, I'll check. (turns to other people in bar) Hug-an-kiss? Amanda Hug-an-kiss? Why can't I find Amanda Hug-an-kiss? Barney Gumble: Maybe your standards are too high!! (Everyone laughs except Moe) |
If you could suck your own dick, would you spit or swallow?
Either answer means they'd cum in their own mouth. |
Phone rings.....pick it up and say:
Is Mark home? |
Quote:
Any question along the lines of 'If you could change something about me what would you change?' from any girl. |
From a Message on a machine long ago......
If you have picked the correct lottery numbers...press 1 If you enjoy Golf...press 4 If you are not German....press 9 If you have already had dinner....press 8 If you would like some English Money....press # If you wish to leave a message....please stay on the line |
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