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10-12-2004, 11:03 PM
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What Pisses Me Off !!
An interesting & hopefully humorus subject. Tell us what pisses YOU off.
Maybe it's that fat chick at the macca's drive through, or maybe something closer to home. Last edited by whiteox; 10-12-2004 at 11:11 PM.. Reason: coz i fuked up :) |
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10-13-2004, 10:26 AM
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Radio announcers that talk through the start of a song you like, right up to where they start singing. Fuck that shits me. Worse still when they dub a little reference to their station that sounds like the song. Fuck.
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10-13-2004, 08:56 PM
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Here fishy fishy fishy...
People with longer give-a-fuck spans than me.
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10-14-2004, 01:44 AM
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Ella Bo Bella
Location: Australia
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Just a couple of things...
* People who have no respect for other people * People who can't park between the lines * People who have no manners at all * People with little regard for spelling or grammar * People who don't slow down to 40 when going through school zones * People who stand way to close to you * People who wear way too much perfume * People who drive towards you with their high beams on * People who don't indicate when driving * People who don't use deodorant * Racist people * Computer virii and spyware * Hypocrites * Censorship * People who can not drive but continue to do so * People who drink and drive * People who talk on their mobile phones whilst driving * People who talk with their mouths full * Being stuck behind cars that spew crap out of their exhausts * Arrogant people * People who are unreliable * Anyone that feels they have the right to physically, sexually or verbally assault another person * People who overtake you when you are going at the speed limit * People who lie * Morons in general That'll do for now.... 
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10-14-2004, 06:06 AM
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The Pusher
Location: Edinburgh
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Damn, I'm glad you mentioned some of that Ella! My number one hate is tailgaters. You'd usually think they'd be P-platers in their Holdens or WRXs but in my experience it's usually middle-aged men in average or luxury cars. I go the speed limit, I don't go over even if there's nobody around, I don't slam on my brakes or block them from going around me. That doesn't mean I go out of my way to let a tailgater pass me, but if it's reasonable I'd rather have them go around than hassle me and keep my looking in my rear-view mirror than concentrating on the road ahead.
Gah, tailgaters piss me off no end. What else... since this is the Aussie forum I'll try and keep it specific... - Australian Idol... I hate it - people who boast or claim ignorance about things, as if that's cool. "Australian Idol? What's that? Never seen it! Guy Sebastian? Never heard of him!" - When you're crossing on a green man, and the car turning left waiting for you to cross just stares at you, urges you on, or goes up further to get around you. My green man overrides your green light, damnit! - I hate the gamble I play every Thursday morning when I get my Thursday morning coffee. If the chick is hot, I always get cold coffee. If the chick's just normal, I get hot coffee. Odd. - Asshole bus drivers who think their job is solely to drive a bus, and not to help the customer. I get this all the time. Apart from all that, I'm pretty happy living in Melbourne! |
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10-14-2004, 06:50 PM
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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People who feel they need to advertise the fact that they own a HSV by having it on their number plates. Wankers.
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10-15-2004, 08:46 PM
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little rich kids who never live in the real world and have never had to struggle then have the audacity to look down their nose at you because you come from a "poor" back ground.
People who follow the newest trends, and then discard them as soon as fashon changes. (yes that means you all thoes ugg boot people who have just taken up wearing them with short skirts) and the best pet hate FAT FLATULANT PEOPLE WHO INSIST ON SITTING NEXT TO ME ON THE TRAIN!!! |
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10-16-2004, 01:10 AM
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Ella Bo Bella
Location: Australia
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10-16-2004, 08:17 PM
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Ugly friends of the chick you're trying to pick up.
"Sorry, I hafta go, [insert sloth's name] has the shits and wants to go home"
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? |
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10-17-2004, 01:27 AM
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Insane
Location: South London, UK
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LOLOL!! I've been saying that for years. They always find a reason to start crying.
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10-17-2004, 04:19 AM
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Cost me big time on Friday night, dammit.
I hate the Nokia alarm. I hated the old 5210 one, and now i hate my 6600 one. Very bloody effective though.
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10-17-2004, 06:06 AM
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If you've read this, PM me and say so
Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?
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10-17-2004, 11:30 AM
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Condoms. I have to wear the fuckers now, no good.
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10-17-2004, 03:47 PM
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Tilted
Location: 'Straylia
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[QUOTE=Meridae'n]Ugly friends of the chick you're trying to pick up.
There normally the ones I have to settle for. Getting drugged on Friday night waking up Saturday in someones apartment and missing $200 bucks from your wallet. Then having my mate calling me yesterday to tell I went home with some ugly fat bird on Friday. |
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10-17-2004, 11:47 PM
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Nothing wrong with that mate, they all need lovin'.
Dial-up internet.
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? |
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10-19-2004, 04:11 AM
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Blowing a huge chance with a hot chick 2 years ago through complete stupidity, then being told she was at the races on the weekend wearing a Chris-Judd-girlfriend-Brownlow dress. The pain wont go away.
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? |
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10-19-2004, 01:10 PM
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30 - 40 year old stupid useless pricks around work trying to tell me what to do GET FUCKED YOU PATHETIC FUCKS fuck that little cock sucker johnny fuck the aboriginals sitting back getting free cash and houses, we are sorry you tards move on and get a job and no I don't give a shit a black person was the first person in oz and we are digging into 'your' land  edit:useless parents who blame every thing else but can't take a look in the mirror (manhunt getting banned in australia) Last edited by StiNg; 10-19-2004 at 01:37 PM.. |
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10-19-2004, 02:12 PM
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Location: City of Lights
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That fucking stupid ad where they show some chick trying to do pottery.. and then a voiceover ranomly comes on and mentions vaginal thrush... WHAT.. THE..FUCK?!?!? do you get thrush from doing pottery? does one have ANYTHING to do with the other? stupid. |
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10-19-2004, 08:25 PM
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The Pusher
Location: Edinburgh
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Isn't there also one that starts out talking about lovey-dovey stuff, and then cuts to a woman sipping tea on a couch, who says "Now that the guys are gone, let's talk about thrush!" or something. I'm sure women all gather round and have a tea party and speak about thrush.
Besides, I think most guys are more likely to get a coffee if they know the ad's for "feminine hygiene products" than if they just see a kitten or something. |
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