I had a horribe morning - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

theguyondacouch · 11-14-2004, 04:34 PM

When I first woke up, I found my mind in a paper bag. Then I tripped on a cloud and fell 8 miles high. Now I thought that was a bad morning, but it only got worse. I managed to tear my mind on a jagged sky. What next.

K-Wise · 11-14-2004, 04:47 PM

Peanut butter jelly time?

Asta!!

uncle phil · 11-14-2004, 05:24 PM

i just dropped in to see what condition your condition was in...

Fly · 11-14-2004, 08:21 PM

if I may.......

first off.......chemicals are bad.........see...

the paper bag refers to your time spent in the bottom of a liquor bottle........demons man,demons...

the cloud...is in reference to the bad gas that you are/were experiencing......it'll pass.......*hehehe pun intended i guess*

8 miles......well this only leads me to believe that once intercourse with your left hand(after which i might add,.....you sat on for 7 and 1/2 minutes to turn it numb....so as to feel like someone else was doin' it for ya')was finished...it seemed as though you just missed hitting cloud 9.

*see above for explanation*

right.....the jagged sky deal.........hmmm...once again,i will mention that chemicals are not good for you.

*heads off to smoke a doobie and try to find this jagged sky*

Redlemon · 11-15-2004, 07:05 AM

You may find solace in the short story "With a finger in my I", by David Gerrold. Probably need a library to find it, I doubt it is still in print.

Stiltzkin · 11-15-2004, 08:11 AM

Interesting. Very interesting. Sounds like an acid trip to me ^^

theguyondacouch · 11-15-2004, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

if I may.......

first off.......chemicals are bad.........see...

the paper bag refers to your time spent in the bottom of a liquor bottle........demons man,demons...

the cloud...is in reference to the bad gas that you are/were experiencing......it'll pass.......*hehehe pun intended i guess*

8 miles......well this only leads me to believe that once intercourse with your left hand(after which i might add,.....you sat on for 7 and 1/2 minutes to turn it numb....so as to feel like someone else was doin' it for ya')was finished...it seemed as though you just missed hitting cloud 9.

*see above for explanation*

right.....the jagged sky deal.........hmmm...once again,i will mention that chemicals are not good for you.

*heads off to smoke a doobie and try to find this jagged sky*

Excellence Flyman, pure excellence. Oh, and turn left at the lair of the mole people to find the jagged sky.

Fly · 11-15-2004, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by theguyondacouch

Excellence Flyman, pure excellence. Oh, and turn left at the lair of the mole people to find the jagged sky.

that's where i fucked up then........i hung a right......dammit.......

...gonna have to try again tonight.

runtuff · 11-15-2004, 10:12 AM

I love clicking on some of these threads, you never know what you will find until you look.

Fly · 11-15-2004, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by runtuff

I love clicking on some of these threads, you never know what you will find until you look.

hey!!!!

did you find the jagged sky?

...still can't find it myself.

uncle phil · 11-15-2004, 01:59 PM

'scuse me while i kiss this guy...(imagine gonzo hendrix riff...)

theguyondacouch · 11-15-2004, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

'scuse me while i kiss this guy...(imagine gonzo hendrix riff...)

No, I'm flattered, but no.
Now, I must go back to Houston to get me some pants. At the hotdog dance.(imagine general weirdness)

paddyjoe · 11-15-2004, 05:39 PM

Dance??? Hmmm, well OK......

K-Wise · 11-18-2004, 09:19 AM

^ Ah shit thats adorable.

Asta!!

monkeydriven · 11-19-2004, 09:13 AM

Was it a terrible, horrible, no good very bad day?

Is your name Alex?

Do you hate your railroad train pajamas?

Did they make you get the white on white sneakers? They can't make you wear them.

Did you call Australia?

Ishmal · 06-26-2005, 08:58 PM

hey fly???

did u find the jagged sky yet???

kramus · 06-26-2005, 09:44 PM

I was looking through my vinyl to find Lighthouse and play "8 Miles High" but found the cover to my Van der Graaf Generator album needed to be looked at. I pictured holding it at a 45 degree angle and drumming the underside with my fingers while the seeds danced down onto the coffee table. Which made me think of old times. Never did get to the Lighthouse.

bernadette · 06-26-2005, 10:32 PM

man i can't be arsed to think of anything remotely witty for this thread.

do you people realize i am dealing with replacing a failing hard drive? DO YOU? of course, you don't.
my shit is upside down & inside & i am freaking out. well that's MY big ass problem NOT yours. so who the eff cares? hello. just me. i'm done whining now. at least until it all gets worse, which me being the complete optimist, i fully anticipate it will get worse. groovy, right?

would you like some popcorn with your stone? yeah, go back to your bong. nevermind.
enjoy

Fly · 06-27-2005, 03:45 AM

i bet that hard drive is cheaper to put in than to fix my fuckin' digicam that is so totally fucked now cuzza my damn dog.

the bitch got it offa my desk and happened to bite on it a few times.

needless to say..........it's fucked.

11-14-2004, 04:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	I had a horribe morning When I first woke up, I found my mind in a paper bag. Then I tripped on a cloud and fell 8 miles high. Now I thought that was a bad morning, but it only got worse. I managed to tear my mind on a jagged sky. What next. __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

11-14-2004, 04:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Peanut butter jelly time? Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

11-14-2004, 05:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i just dropped in to see what condition your condition was in... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-14-2004, 08:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	if I may....... first off.......chemicals are bad.........see... the paper bag refers to your time spent in the bottom of a liquor bottle........demons man,demons... the cloud...is in reference to the bad gas that you are/were experiencing......it'll pass.......hehehe pun intended i guess 8 miles......well this only leads me to believe that once intercourse with your left hand(after which i might add,.....you sat on for 7 and 1/2 minutes to turn it numb....so as to feel like someone else was doin' it for ya')was finished...it seemed as though you just missed hitting cloud 9. see above for explanation right.....the jagged sky deal.........hmmm...once again,i will mention that chemicals are not good for you. heads off to smoke a doobie and try to find this jagged sky __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-15-2004, 08:11 AM	#6 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Interesting. Very interesting. Sounds like an acid trip to me ^^ __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

11-15-2004, 07:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	You may find solace in the short story "With a finger in my I", by David Gerrold. Probably need a library to find it, I doubt it is still in print.

11-15-2004, 10:12 AM	#9 (permalink)
runtuff Crazy	I love clicking on some of these threads, you never know what you will find until you look.

11-15-2004, 01:59 PM	#11 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	'scuse me while i kiss this guy...(imagine gonzo hendrix riff...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-15-2004, 05:39 PM	#13 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Dance??? Hmmm, well OK......

11-18-2004, 09:19 AM	#14 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	^ Ah shit thats adorable. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

11-19-2004, 09:13 AM	#15 (permalink)
monkeydriven Addict Location: Boston	Was it a terrible, horrible, no good very bad day? Is your name Alex? Do you hate your railroad train pajamas? Did they make you get the white on white sneakers? They can't make you wear them. Did you call Australia? __________________ you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox

06-26-2005, 08:58 PM	#16 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	hey fly??? did u find the jagged sky yet??? __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

06-26-2005, 09:44 PM	#17 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	I was looking through my vinyl to find Lighthouse and play "8 Miles High" but found the cover to my Van der Graaf Generator album needed to be looked at. I pictured holding it at a 45 degree angle and drumming the underside with my fingers while the seeds danced down onto the coffee table. Which made me think of old times. Never did get to the Lighthouse. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

06-26-2005, 10:32 PM	#18 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	man i can't be arsed to think of anything remotely witty for this thread. do you people realize i am dealing with replacing a failing hard drive? DO YOU? of course, you don't. my shit is upside down & inside & i am freaking out. well that's MY big ass problem NOT yours. so who the eff cares? hello. just me. i'm done whining now. at least until it all gets worse, which me being the complete optimist, i fully anticipate it will get worse. groovy, right? would you like some popcorn with your stone? yeah, go back to your bong. nevermind. enjoy Last edited by bernadette; 06-26-2005 at 10:37 PM..

06-27-2005, 03:45 AM	#19 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i bet that hard drive is cheaper to put in than to fix my fuckin' digicam that is so totally fucked now cuzza my damn dog. the bitch got it offa my desk and happened to bite on it a few times. needless to say..........it's fucked. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios