I had a horribe morning
 

When I first woke up, I found my mind in a paper bag. Then I tripped on a cloud and fell 8 miles high. Now I thought that was a bad morning, but it only got worse. I managed to tear my mind on a jagged sky. What next.

Peanut butter jelly time?

Asta!!

i just dropped in to see what condition your condition was in...

if I may.......


first off.......chemicals are bad.........see...

the paper bag refers to your time spent in the bottom of a liquor bottle........demons man,demons...

the cloud...is in reference to the bad gas that you are/were experiencing......it'll pass.......*hehehe pun intended i guess* :D

8 miles......well this only leads me to believe that once intercourse with your left hand(after which i might add,.....you sat on for 7 and 1/2 minutes to turn it numb....so as to feel like someone else was doin' it for ya')was finished...it seemed as though you just missed hitting cloud 9.

*see above for explanation*



right.....the jagged sky deal.........hmmm...once again,i will mention that chemicals are not good for you.


*heads off to smoke a doobie and try to find this jagged sky* :thumbsup:

You may find solace in the short story "With a finger in my I", by David Gerrold. Probably need a library to find it, I doubt it is still in print.

Interesting. Very interesting. Sounds like an acid trip to me ^^

Excellence Flyman, pure excellence. Oh, and turn left at the lair of the mole people to find the jagged sky.

that's where i fucked up then........i hung a right......dammit.......


...gonna have to try again tonight. :thumbsup:

I love clicking on some of these threads, you never know what you will find until you look.

hey!!!!

did you find the jagged sky?

...still can't find it myself.

'scuse me while i kiss this guy...(imagine gonzo hendrix riff...)

No, I'm flattered, but no.
Now, I must go back to Houston to get me some pants. At the hotdog dance.(imagine general weirdness)

Dance??? Hmmm, well OK......


http://img115.exs.cx/img115/1718/HOTDOG.jpg

^ Ah shit thats adorable.

Asta!!

Was it a terrible, horrible, no good very bad day?

Is your name Alex?

Do you hate your railroad train pajamas?

Did they make you get the white on white sneakers? They can't make you wear them.

Did you call Australia?

hey fly???

did u find the jagged sky yet???

I was looking through my vinyl to find Lighthouse and play "8 Miles High" but found the cover to my Van der Graaf Generator album needed to be looked at. I pictured holding it at a 45 degree angle and drumming the underside with my fingers while the seeds danced down onto the coffee table. Which made me think of old times. Never did get to the Lighthouse.

man i can't be arsed to think of anything remotely witty for this thread.

do you people realize i am dealing with replacing a failing hard drive? DO YOU? of course, you don't.
my shit is upside down & inside & i am freaking out. well that's MY big ass problem NOT yours. so who the eff cares? hello. just me. i'm done whining now. at least until it all gets worse, which me being the complete optimist, i fully anticipate it will get worse. groovy, right?

would you like some popcorn with your stone? yeah, go back to your bong. nevermind.
enjoy :)

i bet that hard drive is cheaper to put in than to fix my fuckin' digicam that is so totally fucked now cuzza my damn dog.

the bitch got it offa my desk and happened to bite on it a few times.

needless to say..........it's fucked.