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Psychoholic
Location: Ein tov she'ein bo ra!
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Dr. Phil's Test
Dr. Phil's Test
(Dr. Phil scored 55--he did this test on Oprah--she got a 38.) Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out. Read on, this is very interesting! The following is pretty accurate and it only takes 2 minutes. Take this test for yourself and send it to your friends. The person who sent it placed their score in the subject box. Please do the same before forwarding to your friends. Don't peek but begin the test as you scroll down and answer. Answers are for who you are now, not who you were in the past. Have pen or pencil and paper ready. This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept. at many of the major corporations today. It helps them get better insight concerning their employees and prospective employees. It's only 10 simple questions, so...... grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of your letter answers. Make sure to change the subject of the e-mail to read YOUR total. When you are finished, forward this to everyone you know and also send it to the person who sent this to you.. Ready? Number you paper 1 to 10 first. Begin.... 1. When do you feel at your best? a) in the morning b) during the afternoon and early evening c) late at night 2. You usually walk... a) fairly fast, with long steps b) fairly fast, with little steps c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face d) less fast, head down e) very slowly 3. When talking to people, you... a) stand with your arms folded b) have your hands clasped c) have one or both your hands on your hips d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking e) play with your ear, touch your chin or smooth your hair 4. When relaxing, you sit with... a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side b) your legs crossed c) your legs stretched out or straight d) one leg curled under you 5. When something really amuses you, you react with... a) a big appreciated laugh b) a laugh, but not a loud one c) a quiet chuckle d) a sheepish smile 6. When you go to a party or social gathering, you... a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed 7. When you're working or concentrating very hard, and you're interrupted, you.... a) welcome the break b) feel extremely irritated c) vary between these two extremes 8. Which of the following colors do you like most? a) Red or orange b) black c) yellow or light blue d) green e) dark blue or purple f) white g) brown or gray 9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you lie... a) stretched out on your back b) stretched out face down on your stomach c) on your side, slightly curled d) with your head on one arm e) with your head under the covers 10. You often dream that you are... a) falling b) fighting or struggling c) searching for something or somebody d) flying or floating e) you usually have dreamless sleep f) your dreams are always pleasant POINTS: 1. (a) 2, (b) 4, (c) 6 2. (a) 6, (b) 4, (c) 7, (d) 2, (e) 1 3. (a) 4, (b) 2, (c) 5, (d) 7, (e) 6 4. (a) 4, (b) 6, (c) 2, (d) 1 5. (a) 6, (b) 4, (c) 3, (d) 5, (e) 2 6. (a) 6, (b) 4, (c) 2 7. (a) 6, (b) 2, (c) 4 8. (a) 6, (b) 7, (c) 5, (d) 4, (e) 3, (f) 2, (g) 1 9. (a) 7, (b) 6, (c) 4, (d) 2, (e) 1 10. (a) 4, (b) 2, (c) 3, (d) 5, (e) 6, (f) 1 Now add up the total number of points. OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with care." You're seen as vain, self-centered and one who is extremely domineering. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you. 51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, one who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate. 41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out. 31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful and practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is ever broken. 21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature. UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions and who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything! They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't.
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Submit to me, you know you want to
Location: Lilburn, Ga
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Im in the 41-50 range
/on a side note...Imtheone I acidentally clicked on your sig and it scared the crap out of me lol....I thought I hit quote and whoops hehehehe I couldnt figure out what the hell I'd done /back on topic
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Psychoholic
Location: Ein tov she'ein bo ra!
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will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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38
lalalalalalalalala (fricken 10 character minimum)
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Non-Rookie
Location: Green Bay, WI
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I scored a 49...
Fairly accurate, I suppose. I am not sure if the "They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out." applies, though...
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She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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39...not sure about how others see me, but the part about loyalty & trust is right on.
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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" |
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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53. Look out folks, I'm an excitable leader. Mr. Excitement. A pox on internet psych tests.
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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I got a 48
"Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out." not even close to my personality or how others perceive me
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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Oh shit it's Wayne Brady!
Location: Passenger seat of Wayne Brady's car.
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You forgot to add this score:
"0 - You actually take this test personally. You have no social life. You are a big, fat ZERO."
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It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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Asta!!
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Indifferent to anti-matter
Location: Tucson, AZ
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Do people really see me as "fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical and always interesting" because I sit with my legs crossed instead of parallel? Or that I look where I'm going while walking?
I scored 44 on this irrelevant, bullshit test.
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It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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Well I dunno whether or not thats why they feel that way about me but my description at least was pretty accurate haha
Asta!!
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Delicious
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31 TO 40 POINTS:
Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful and practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is ever broken. I score 39. Sensible, Cautious, Careful, Practical, Clever, and Modest are pretty good adjectives, Gifted and Talented not so much, at least not in the fields that I'd like to be gifted and talented in. However, 21-30 and 21 and below could also be used to describe me at times.
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Psycho
Location: O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A
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My thoughts exactly. I scored a 42.
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Crazy
Location: California
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36, I guess it's right, but...
Bah, I shun linear measures of people. I mean a person can't be defined with a number. And what does favorite color have to do with it? But I must admit the descriptions accurately capture some very familiar personality types. |
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Addict
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40 - Yeah, I won't put up with disloyal people. Overall it seemed pretty accurate based on my interpretation of me but others see me in a variety of ways which span all of the results.
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Scored 38.
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