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K-Wise · 11-08-2004, 06:52 PM

I stumbled across this thing my friend posted on another website I used to Co-Admin a loooooooooong looooooooong time ago. He called these "The Mikey Commercials" I don't know who came up with the idea first..maybe me because I'm always saying stupid random stuff but to come across them again was fun. Thought I'd share them. Total Nonsense Material. Just posting as was in the original post.

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<b>Mikey Commercials-By: Drew Galindo & Friends
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Me and my friends had this cool idea for a badass commercial. They're gonna have this dude named Mikey. A grungy old bastard who's always wearin a muscle shirt, boxers, long socks, sandles and a red robe.

First commercial:

Mikey is watering the grass. He sees a jolly dumbass on a bike. The dork is wearing glasses and all this sunshine music is playing. Mikey gets another devious idea and as the dork is passing by, Mikey splashes his face and the dork falls off. As he keeps splashing him, in the middle of the screen it says:

Ford.
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Second commercial:

Mikey is outside watering the grass. He sees a car about to pass by and gets a devious idea. As the car passes by he sprays the fuck out of it with the water hose. The car swerves and hits a telephone pole. As the camera stares at Mikey who has a "yup" look on his face, you can see in the background a fucked up car with a pissed off dude right next to it. The hose is still running, the car is honking, and the birds are chirping and in the middle of the screen it says:

Huggies extra strength diapers.
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Third commercial:

Mikey's sister is in Mikey's front yard. This car pulls up and starts egging the fuck out of her. She rings the doorbell and Mikey answers the door and sprays her with the water hose. Then in the middle of the screen it says:

Beef. It's what's for dinner.
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Fourth commercial:

Mikey is inside of a toilet stall. He sprays the fuck out of the person in the next toilet stall with the water hose. It shows the feet from the bottom of the door and the dude Mikey sprayed has huge feet. Big guy kicks door down and then it
says:

Not goin anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers.
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Fifth commercial:

Mikey is on a two story building. The camera shows him from behind and it looks like he's peeing because of the water
hose. It finally shows him from the side and it reveals hes wetting people with the water hose during rush hour. This dude who is soaking wet barges in carrying a bat. The screen goes black and it says:

Got milk?
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Sixth commercial:

Mikey is in a night club. He sprays the bartender and the exotic dancers with the water hose and everyone starts yelling at him. Then in the middle of the screen it says:

Kellog's.

Me, Cris, this guy named Albert, and Ren came up with these. Do you like?

This is my sig.</b>

The sixth and final one was the one I came up with and probably the first thing that started all that all those years ago but he got it wrong. It was supposed to be 3 or 4 really pretty girls standing in front of a mirror putting their make-up on and Mikey kicks the door open and sprays the shit out of them the it says "Kellog's" We're kinda losers...and we have a lot of time on our hands...especially back then...which may not make sense because we were still in highschool but some of you will understand. (working, paying bills) Well at least they are. Well hope ya got a laugh...most of them are pretty stupid but at the time they were the best. One of these days we'll probably actually film these things and maybe get sued or something.

Asta!!

Stiltzkin · 11-13-2004, 11:57 PM

No one posted? Man, what bunch of pricks. It's like people avoid threads that aren't sexy or exciting. Hmm... sounds like everything else in life. Funny ideas K-Wise! A friend and I used to write song lyrics that were along the same vain as these commercials... somewhat.

K-Wise · 11-14-2004, 04:51 PM

Haha like I said we were bored and had a lot of time on our hands.

Asta!!

11-13-2004, 11:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	No one posted? Man, what bunch of pricks. It's like people avoid threads that aren't sexy or exciting. Hmm... sounds like everything else in life. Funny ideas K-Wise! A friend and I used to write song lyrics that were along the same vain as these commercials... somewhat. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

11-14-2004, 04:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Haha like I said we were bored and had a lot of time on our hands. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!