Virtual Bartender
 

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/


enter command and click go

Not fun.

She didn't get naked.

try, kiss another girl

hell King.........you gotta ask more questions man...........this is a hoot.

...and no....i'm not stoned right now.

This is fun. She'll take her shirt off, though.

What are some of the better commands you've given?

light your cig

tell her to take her shorts off.

"Let me kiss you." is a good one.

Telling her to take a shower or a bath freezes it up.

And guys, don't ask her about her knees.

fight a girl

type "feet?"

Lick your nipple.

try Hummer

She's a pretty shitty bartender. I asked for a rum and coke. Nothing. I asked for a Bud Light and she gave me a light. I asked for a shot of whiskey. Nothing. I asked for a shot of wild turkey. Nothing. I even asked for a jager bomb. Guess what, nothing. I'm never going there for a drink.

Although type in "beer.com" and she'll show you her tatoo...

Edit: Ones that actually work, 'hair', 'cowboy', 'bellybutton', and 'bra'.

ololololol

Tell her to go to sleep.

tell her to smack that ass!

anything involving getting wet freezes the thing up.

"Be bored"

travel to tokyo
work as hostess
pleasure drunk middle aged salarymen
get underpaid
get used
get abused
start selling self on street
get arrested
get deported
go home
get fat
get old
vote republican


edit: these would be great if they worked as well...

moonwalk
drink strychnine
appreciate hiroshige artwork
write essay on how technology has affected consciousness with emphasis on cognition, perception and memory.

ask her to jump

Hummer's great!

None of these work :confused:

Type "Box"

why don't they work for you crack?
damn it... they sure work for me.
she even goes through all of the motions and wears different outfits. its great.

Damn you bundy. :rolleyes:

fight

spin

handstand

splits

dance

sing

hat

become
bend
beer
blow
boob
bow
box
call
communicate
dance
downward
eat
exercise
fight
flex
get
give
grab
jump
kiss
knee
laugh
lick
look
model
pat
perform
play
pour
pretend
punish
pushup
rap
remove
rub
seduce
serve
shake
shoot
show
sleep
spin
splits
squeeze
stick
strip
surf
throw
tickle
wave

My favourites: -
dance
seduce
show
bend

ask her to tap dance

eat a banana

try pour beer on yourself
or
fake orgasm!

or just type in

butt
see her thong