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Glory's Sun · 05-19-2003, 05:45 PM

I knew I shouldn't have worn tighty whities today

mrsandman · 05-19-2003, 05:54 PM

Just waiting for the "wave" to reach my section.

vermin · 05-19-2003, 11:12 PM

"C'mon sweetie, bend over...ooh just the way I like it. Now shake that ass side to side...a little more...yeah, that's it. Viagra's kickin' in now...can't wait to stain this tie..."

BTW: Who's Don Nelson?

edit: answering my own question, he's the gen. mgr./head coach of the Mavericks (NBA).

GakFace · 05-19-2003, 11:57 PM

"Last time I use imitation Preparation H!"

Bob Biter · 05-20-2003, 05:57 AM

That ref really didn't have to yell at me like that... He embarassed me in front of all my friends! Stupid ref! Stupid stupid ref! Mom didn't even cut out the crust today, either. And she put normal orange juice instead of Orange Julep. I'm missing Dark Angel too and I can't tape it 'cuz my dad used my tapes for stupid Nascar races. Stupid family! Awww crap! A reversal! What a crappy day!

Sticky · 05-20-2003, 06:08 AM

If I continue to frown like this, no one will notice me pleasuring my left nipple through my jacket.

uncle phil · 05-20-2003, 06:13 AM

"wish i were still playing for the celtics..."

fuelmyfire · 05-20-2003, 04:46 PM

"maybe if i just look sad, they'll let us win"

JadziaDax · 05-20-2003, 04:59 PM

"Man... that Immodium isn't kicking in... Will anyone notice if I shit my pants right here? Or can I make it to the bathroom in time?"

Phaenx · 05-20-2003, 05:14 PM

"Yes, play your game fools, soon you will know the horror of doctor nelson-tron and his FACE MELTING GUN!"

splck · 05-20-2003, 05:17 PM

"I told him not to eat the last smartie, but NO, he just had to pop it in his mouth, fucking bastard."

05-19-2003, 05:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	Caption: Don Nelson __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

05-19-2003, 05:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Just waiting for the "wave" to reach my section. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

05-19-2003, 11:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	"C'mon sweetie, bend over...ooh just the way I like it. Now shake that ass side to side...a little more...yeah, that's it. Viagra's kickin' in now...can't wait to stain this tie..." BTW: Who's Don Nelson? edit: answering my own question, he's the gen. mgr./head coach of the Mavericks (NBA). __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst. Last edited by vermin; 05-20-2003 at 06:06 AM..

05-19-2003, 11:57 PM	#5 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	"Last time I use imitation Preparation H!" __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

05-20-2003, 05:57 AM	#6 (permalink)
Bob Biter Non-smokers die everyday Location: Montreal	That ref really didn't have to yell at me like that... He embarassed me in front of all my friends! Stupid ref! Stupid stupid ref! Mom didn't even cut out the crust today, either. And she put normal orange juice instead of Orange Julep. I'm missing Dark Angel too and I can't tape it 'cuz my dad used my tapes for stupid Nascar races. Stupid family! Awww crap! A reversal! What a crappy day! __________________ A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

05-19-2003, 05:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	I knew I shouldn't have worn tighty whities today

05-20-2003, 06:08 AM	#7 (permalink)
Sticky	If I continue to frown like this, no one will notice me pleasuring my left nipple through my jacket. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

05-20-2003, 06:13 AM	#8 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	"wish i were still playing for the celtics..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-20-2003, 04:46 PM	#9 (permalink)
fuelmyfire Insane	"maybe if i just look sad, they'll let us win"

05-20-2003, 04:59 PM	#10 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	"Man... that Immodium isn't kicking in... Will anyone notice if I shit my pants right here? Or can I make it to the bathroom in time?"

05-20-2003, 05:14 PM	#11 (permalink)
Phaenx The Northern Ward Location: Columbus, Ohio	"Yes, play your game fools, soon you will know the horror of doctor nelson-tron and his FACE MELTING GUN!" __________________ "I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy

05-20-2003, 05:17 PM	#12 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	"I told him not to eat the last smartie, but NO, he just had to pop it in his mouth, fucking bastard." __________________ nice line eh?