Caption: Don Nelson
 

I knew I shouldn't have worn tighty whities today

Just waiting for the "wave" to reach my section.

"C'mon sweetie, bend over...ooh just the way I like it. Now shake that ass side to side...a little more...yeah, that's it. Viagra's kickin' in now...can't wait to stain this tie..."



BTW: Who's Don Nelson?

edit: answering my own question, he's the gen. mgr./head coach of the Mavericks (NBA).

"Last time I use imitation Preparation H!"

That ref really didn't have to yell at me like that... He embarassed me in front of all my friends! Stupid ref! Stupid stupid ref! Mom didn't even cut out the crust today, either. And she put normal orange juice instead of Orange Julep. I'm missing Dark Angel too and I can't tape it 'cuz my dad used my tapes for stupid Nascar races. Stupid family! Awww crap! A reversal! What a crappy day!

If I continue to frown like this, no one will notice me pleasuring my left nipple through my jacket.

"wish i were still playing for the celtics..."

"maybe if i just look sad, they'll let us win"

"Man... that Immodium isn't kicking in... Will anyone notice if I shit my pants right here? Or can I make it to the bathroom in time?"

"Yes, play your game fools, soon you will know the horror of doctor nelson-tron and his FACE MELTING GUN!"

"I told him not to eat the last smartie, but NO, he just had to pop it in his mouth, fucking bastard."