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05-19-2003, 01:38 PM
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Psychopathic Akimbo Action Pirate
Location: ...between Christ and Belial.
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The Cursing Thread
Vent your frustrations. Curse things, or just curse.
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05-19-2003, 01:38 PM
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Psychopathic Akimbo Action Pirate
Location: ...between Christ and Belial.
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fucking shitty-ass fuck licky cock SHIT bitchass licklckilclkclikckcik FUCK COCKMANGLER
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On the outside I'm jazz, but my soul is rock and roll. Sleep is a waste of time. Join the Insomniac Club. "GYOH GWAH-DAH GREH BLAAA! SROH WIH DIH FLIH RYOHH!!" - The Locust |
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05-19-2003, 03:13 PM
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Gastrolithuanian
Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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May your hens take the disorder, your cows the crippen and your calves the white scour! May yourself go stone-blind so that you will not know your wife from a hay-stack! No butter be on your milk nor on your ducks a web. May your child not walk and your dogs be flayed. And may the flame be bigger and wider which will go through your black soul than the Connemara mountains if they were on fire.
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05-19-2003, 04:01 PM
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Insane
Location: Up my ass
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To quote Adam Sandler's Toll Booth Willy---
GO FUCK YOURSELVES, YOU SON OF A FUCK. I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND BEAT YOUR FUCKIN HEAD IN WITH A LOUISVILLE FUCKING SLUGGER. WHATTA YA THINK O THAT, ASSFUCK!! or FUCK YOU, YOU DIRTY WHORE!! IM GONNA FUCKIN KILL YOU AND ALL YOUR LESBIAN, FISH EATIN FRIENDS. YOU'RE GONNA DIE BITCH!! I'M COMIN OUT OF THE BOOOOTH!!! Great stuff.
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Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_ |
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05-19-2003, 09:10 PM
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Psychopathic Akimbo Action Pirate
Location: ...between Christ and Belial.
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What a shit-ass thread. Fucking stupid idea. Jeezum Mary Josephine.
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On the outside I'm jazz, but my soul is rock and roll. Sleep is a waste of time. Join the Insomniac Club. "GYOH GWAH-DAH GREH BLAAA! SROH WIH DIH FLIH RYOHH!!" - The Locust |
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05-19-2003, 10:27 PM
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Psycho
Location: New Orleans
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You empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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05-20-2003, 12:13 AM
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Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!!
Location: IN, USA
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Yeah, well I can't stand all the fuckin' morons who slow the fuck down when it comes to a Fuckin' Merge. SPEED THE HELL UP!!! I'm not here to fucking stop when you have a fucking mile to drive before you have to worry about someone hitting your shitty excuse for a car!!!! Move the FUCK FORWARD so i can speed on by damnit!!!!
Applaud me if you will, but smirk and well..... Fuck off!! (.... um yeah W.K.... Fuck off... AGAIN!!!) 
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05-20-2003, 05:34 AM
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I aim to misbehave!
Location: SW Oklahoma
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Dirty stinking low down belly crawling no good son of a whore, yellow stinking sack of slimy snake shit, evil ignorant toenail eating, fart sniffing, triple kin, mother humping, cousin marrying, degenerate, politician.
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05-20-2003, 05:37 AM
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Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka You're an uncle fucka, yes its true Nobody fucks uncles quite like you Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn, You just fuck your uncle all day long (fart noises) Terrance: Hmm! (fart noises) (laughing) (fart) Dudley Dooright guy: What's going on here? (fart noises) People: Oooooooooooooooooooooooh Fucker fucker uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka fucka T & P:Shut your fucking face uncle fucka (Terrance: uncle fucka) Terrance: You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka Phillip: You're an uncle fucka I must say Terrance: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday Everyone: (laughing) People: Uncle fucka... thats Everyone: U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle Fuckaaaaaaaaaaaaa tonight... Phillip: ...Suck my balls!
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05-20-2003, 11:46 AM
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Psychopathic Akimbo Action Pirate
Location: ...between Christ and Belial.
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Yoko Ono kill the Beatles, that fucking bitch! Shit.
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On the outside I'm jazz, but my soul is rock and roll. Sleep is a waste of time. Join the Insomniac Club. "GYOH GWAH-DAH GREH BLAAA! SROH WIH DIH FLIH RYOHH!!" - The Locust |
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05-20-2003, 01:14 PM
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The Cover Doesn't Match The Book
Location: in a van down by the river
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HEY NOW.....lets not get outta hand here, shit & fuck are one thing but there's no need for foul words like that
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05-20-2003, 01:18 PM
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Gastrolithuanian
Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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I curse you with the curse of your mother, that for every child you bear you shall have twelve children, for they shall all act just like you! And your dwelling shall be a pit in the Earth and the taste of ashes shall be ever in your mouth. I curse you with the curse of your father, that for every mate you take you shall have twelve shrewish wives, and their plaintive tongues shall so darken the heavens that you wish for those days of the pit and ashes. I curse you with the curse of the stranger, that none shall eat your bread, nor will they drink your wine, nor get they your jokes. You shall ever be as one apart and when you cut off your own head whilst in the unplumbable depths of misery, there shall be no words of mourning.
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05-20-2003, 01:30 PM
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green
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"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! -- Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English knnnniggets. Thppppt!. . . I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
 Edit: How could I forget, the curse of all curses... NI!!!!!!
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05-20-2003, 03:29 PM
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Once upon a time...
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Foetal tumour. The abortion which led to your creation was the foulest act of a known sodomite. Worse than the ten thousand coprophilic hells he left your pustulent, fetid father in, the greater part of what passes for good in you ran down the crack in your mother's pimpled, shuddering Ass and was absorbed by the straw floor which all pigs such as she call their home.
Damn... I'm creative when I'm angry 
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-- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary. |
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05-20-2003, 10:33 PM
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Banned
Location: ketchikan
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what the fuck is a surgon genral and who the hell is he to tell me something is bad for me godammet fuck him all all the fucking surgon privets who get all the good pussy to exzaman it and fuck the government
boy that feels good to say...... |
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