May your sisters wed a thousand lice infested camels.

May you live in interesting times.

"We're going to have fun. FUN! FUN! FUN!. We're going to have so much fucking fun it's going to take a team of fucking surgeons to wipe the fucking smiles from our fucking faces!"

I curse you to the depths of a thousand boiling hells, you cunt-picking, cum-belching gutterslut.

"...Holy shit! Where's the tylenol?"

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cock Sucker, Mother Fucker, and Tits!

cockbeard

My favorite line while driving...

"Get out of my way PIG FUCKERS !!!"

YAAAAHHHHH!:)-(CAPS ON)

~ahem~
EAT SHIT, YOU COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING BITCH PIG FUCK!

I like to think that the term"Knucklefuck" is mine.

There is a great book called "The F word" that informs that the word can be and has been used any way you can imagine.
I forget the editor but the forward is by Roy Blount
heh heh

HEY...you cocksuckin, ass-licking, shit eating, cum slurping, fucking son of a cock whore, fucking ass wipe, shitdick, skull fucking godam motherfucker...turn of your fucking caps lock before I fucking come over there, and have to rip your fucking sorry bitch-ass a new fucking hole!

There, I suppose that is that.

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
you want some of this?
YOU SORE DICK.
YOU CRAB FESTOONED CROTCH SUCKING WHORE-MASTERING LITTLE WHELP(thank you S.King)HOW DARE YOU!
I OUGHTTA COME OVER THERE AND
AND
AND....


:)

love ya man

fine.....hell,shit ,piss,goddamn,fuuuuuuck. Shet mah mouth!...........

You have the breath of a thousand carnies

Well fuck my ass and suck my ego-cock.

Cockbeard? ahaahah, that's awesome.

Also, I am hungry enough to eat a giant bowl of fuck. I am waiting for my damnable co-worker to return so that I can go on my lunch break.

Two Words: Fuck this...

I'm so fucking hungry i could eat the back wheel off a menstral cycle...

HOLY HOT FUCK

Out of fucking tissues . . .

Fuckin' fuckers fuckin' fuckitty fuck!

May pinworms tickle your innards with an itch that can never be scratched.

May your head lice burrow under the skin of your scalp and drive you insane with their constant crawling. (makes your head itch just thinking about it, huh?)

God forsaken piece of excrement, you are a true fuckwaste-clean-up-crew-member's dingleberry muncher.

Shut your festering gob you tit!

You smell like an anchovy's cunt

hey, is this where all the pricks hang out?

just stopped in for a jolly 'ol fuck you so......

FUCK YOU!!!!!

Ya Ya...Fuck you too!

fuck you first........

er...no thanks

you're just fuckin' scared cuz you'd never go back to the goddamn broads

FUCK YOU.....eat my snot

http://www.science.uva.nl/~robbert/z...g/collier1.jpg

hey splck........

what the fuck is that?

how does that pic relate too a fuckin' swear word?

*some people's kids i tell ya'*

er not payin' attention i thought it was his middle finger...I blame the beer. so fuck you:Dhttp://www.ooze.com/finger/assets/images/palmback.jpg

motherfuckin' cock-whore,cum-dumpster,ASSFUCK,christing ball hair, motherbitch!!!

My friend Farid's favorite- INFIDEL!!!!

I love this fucking bullshit.

that's more fucking like it you fuck wad.

FUCK YOU.......


*great pic by the way,sortta says it all huh?*

Overheard at a party once: That dumb cunt is a cum chugging fuck pig.

My favorite general purpose swear is "Shitballs, Hellfire, and Bloody Damnation!"

He's got his head up his ass so far he farts every time he blows his nose.

Why don't you run outside and play a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself.

gosh darn butt hole loving jerk face

Fuck everyone and everything.

That is all.

LEFT LANE FAST, RIGHT LANE SLOW. FUCKING BLUEHAIRED COCKSUCKING FUCKER FUCKS.

welll....hell,shit,piss,goddamn,fuuuuuckkk........

i hear ya' buffto.fuckin' old men with hats too eh?

bastards

Rexed

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Bugger.

Dumb Bastard