You Mother Insults
 

When I was a kid, insulting others mothers was common pratice and often quite humorous. Post you best mother insult, here is one of mine:

You Mother is like a light switch, even a 3 year old can turn her on!!!!!

Yo mama is so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning!

your mama is like a doornob, everyone get a turn!!!

Your momma is so fat, when I put a quarter in her ear a bag of doritos popped out.

Your momma is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo momma is so ugly, that everyone merely tolerates her presence, but when asked, they will all say that they don't like her.

HAHAHA crackprogram that was awesome!!!

Your momma is so fat she has her own gravitational pull!! Get it.. own gravitational... ahh I give up

Thank you.

Your mother is so fat that she has three smaller women orbiting around her.

We are always making momma jokes at work.

One day my mother walked into the store, one of my co-workers walks up to her and goes, "We talk about you a lot."


She didn't get it.

"Yo Momma so fat, she takes up both sidewalks...:D"

Yep. Gotta love em.'

My sister and I always fired "yo momma" jokes back and forth. That was funny.

"Yo momma so fat, she irons her pants in the driveway."
"Yo momma so fat, her blood type's Ragu."
"Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house."
"Yo momma so fat, she has her own ZIP code."

Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1.
Yo momma so old, she got a pushpedal vibrator in her attic.
Yo momma so fat, she got a run in her jeans.
Yo momma so ugly, they had to breast feed her through a straw.

-Mikey

Yo Mama so fat, when she gets on the scales it says "to be continued"

Yo Mama so fat, when she puts on a red dress, all the kids gather `round and yell "Kool-Aid Man! Kool-Aid Man!"

Yo Mama so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.

You Mama so fat, when she puts on a Malcom X jacket, helicopters try to land on her.

Yo Mama is so fat, when her pager went off, kids started yellin', "Look out, she's backin' up."

Yo mama is like a bowling ball.. she gets picked up.. fingered and thrown down the gutter and she keeps comeing back for more.

yo mama is so fat she once sat and a rainbow and skittles poped out

I saw yo mama kicking a can down the road when i asked her what she was doing she said im moving

yo moma is so stupid when someone said it was chilly out side she ran out with a bowl and a spoon yelling "where where"

yo moma is so talk and greasy the kids use her for a slip and slide

yo moma has lips so big chapstick had to invent a spray

god i used to love spending endless hours with friends doing this... sigh



Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo' momma's like a shot gun, 2 cocks and she bangs
Yo' momma's so fat she uses a matress for a tampon
Yo' momma's so poor when I rang the door bell she stuck her head out the window and said "ding dong"

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

Here;'s some more:

your mama's so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
your mama's so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
your mama's so fat she could be the eighth continent.
your mama's so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.