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Giant Hamburger · 11-29-2003, 05:35 PM

Hail Citizens!

I am off to smoke a cigar. Normally I would just take the laptop outside and enjoy its wirelessness but then, in effect, I would still be here and as I initially stated: I am leaving!

I should return in an hour or so, perhaps tomorrow.

Please, I beg of you, share your intimate stories of leaving and your subsequent returns be they tragic or victorious.

Now, I really am leaving,
-GH

Astrocloud · 11-29-2003, 05:40 PM

Once I left a hamburger on a plate in the refridgerator only to return to find all the other food in said refridgerator eaten and/or missing.

I blame the process of formal scientific inquiry for not finding the culprit -as I had a team of paranormal investigators working there at the time. They had no excuses and they also couldn't explain the tree demon coming after my sleeper jammies...

bernadette · 11-29-2003, 05:47 PM

did you leave because we were fighting over the burger?

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/86e055d7.jpg">

or was it cuz we served you the wrong kinda burger?!

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/0f037178.jpg">

to make it up to you & just because we worship you oh giant hamburger, we made you a shrine

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/sandburger.jpg">

one specially prepared burger just for you upon your return, oh giant one! COME BACK TO US!!!

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/d36f866c.jpg">

uncle phil · 11-29-2003, 05:48 PM

the floodgates have been irreversibly opened...

Giant Hamburger · 11-29-2003, 06:45 PM

Hail Citizens!

I have returned and your posts have made it worth the struggle. The things I have seen since my last post. I have witnessed the grandest of civilizations crumble into the ocean. I have seen the sanest of societies go mad and tear itself apart. I have put children to bed and garbage outside. I have won the throne for power mad kings with the edge of my sword. I have stolen the heart of the iciest of queens with the edge of my tongue. I have chased opossum from my garbage with the edge of my broom.

Sadly, now I must leave you once again.
-GH

uncle phil · 11-29-2003, 07:01 PM

you, sir, are a burger amongst chopped meat...

GakFace · 11-30-2003, 10:04 AM

You may have left, but at least the Fork & Spoon are still together

bernadette · 11-30-2003, 11:09 AM

uh... bad news for the fork dude, GakFace... the spoon was charmed away by a hot sexy dish.

<img src="http://www.susanstevenscrummel.com/dishbig.jpg">

Giant Hamburger · 11-30-2003, 02:29 PM

Hail Citizens!

I have returned once again.
I have done so only to inform you that I am leaving.

Notice me dwindling on the horizon.

Perhaps we shall meet later this evening.
When I have concluded this day's act of leaving.
-GH

Batman976 · 11-30-2003, 03:16 PM

Goodbye, Giant Hamburger. You will be missed. Who will spread hamburger love while you are gone? Who will preach the gospel of the hamburger?

I would eat a hamburger in your memory, but it just wouldn't seem right to eat one without you around. So instead, I will patiently await your return.

lordjeebus · 11-30-2003, 04:02 PM

To make up for your absence, I ate a large juicy hamburger for lunch today. Fortunately it did not choose to leave me as I ate it.

When you return, I shall eat another.

zfleebin · 11-30-2003, 04:06 PM

So many people leaving on thsi forum. Maybe you guys should start a reintroduction program where you can inflate the absentees ego so as to discourage their running away.

Giant Hamburger · 11-30-2003, 06:16 PM

Hail Citizens!

I thought I would just pop into this thread to say I am leaving again.

Not to worry, you will know when I return by the smell of burning cow flesh.

-GH

Elegant Holmes · 12-01-2003, 09:41 AM

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird. It's a plane. .....
No! It's a GIANT HAMBURGER!
Nice work GH- I will follow your lead and leave as well, only to return in a few days. I get to drive a truck full of unknown substances I have collected from strangers to Baton Rouge. I would normally fly, but I was turned away.
Upon my return I hope to find you in one delicious piece.
EH_?

jujueye · 12-01-2003, 10:47 AM

bernadette - that spoon just looks too happy.

Redlemon · 12-01-2003, 11:13 AM

I left as well, but I forgot to tell anyone. I'm back to let you know. And to see if anyone responds. And, while I'm checking on that, I might post once in a while. Or even more frequently. But really, I'm not here. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Dano069 · 12-01-2003, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jujueye
bernadette - that spoon just looks too happy.

You'd be happy too if someone was grabbing your shaft.

Evil Milkman · 12-01-2003, 12:07 PM

I think hamburgers are on the menu for tonight...

GakFace · 12-01-2003, 12:28 PM

Wowzers! I have just stumbled upon as to why GH keeps running off.. he keeps bumping into...... The.. .The....

HAMBURGLER!!!!!! <GASP!>

neddy65 · 12-01-2003, 12:38 PM

I too ate a Hamburger today and alas it will soon part company with me. I will think of you GH wilst I evacuate and daydream about the next hambuger I may enjoy.

Hail Giant Hamburger!!! Return to us soonest!

Giant Hamburger · 12-01-2003, 10:22 PM

Hail Citizens!

I am returning

There is still so much to do.

I feel much closer to those that have left, as well.
Close enough to leave knowing that my leaving brings us closer still.
Until then,
-GH

GakFace · 12-01-2003, 11:26 PM

No wonder you keep leaving us!.. You're a Cheap Whore!

rmarshall · 12-02-2003, 11:35 AM

How old is Giant Hamburger?
Here's one that's 28 years old.

Elegant Holmes · 12-04-2003, 07:23 AM

I have come back only to say that none of my hamburgers aged so well. Not in the lab, anyway. Now I am leaving.

silent_jay · 12-04-2003, 10:01 PM

does the way that spoon looks creep anyone else out?

Fremen · 12-04-2003, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by silent_jay
does the way that spoon looks creep anyone else out?

Not really, but the man-hands on that dish, do.

silent_jay · 12-04-2003, 10:16 PM

i can't believe i didn't notice them. now i'm really freaked out.

bernadette · 12-07-2003, 06:27 PM

i hafta leave now, too. adios amigos. mugs & dishes for all.

but... i'll be bbbbbbaaaaaccccckkkkk

Asta!

damn K-Wise. come back, bitch

Giant Hamburger · 11-05-2004, 03:25 PM

Good evening,

I am leaving.
I wish you all a glorious weekend.
If I do not make it back, think of me fondly.

Toodles,
-GH

Crack · 11-05-2004, 04:16 PM

GH, you will always be in my heart and mind.
God Speed young hamburger, god speed.

K-Wise · 11-05-2004, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernadette

i hafta leave now, too. adios amigos. mugs & dishes for all.

but... i'll be bbbbbbaaaaaccccckkkkk

Asta!

damn K-Wise. come back, bitch

Ahahaha I never sawed this befo

Asta!!

FailedEagle · 11-05-2004, 04:54 PM

Ahem, this is the burger I have waiting on you . . .

11-29-2003, 05:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I too am leaving Hail Citizens! I am off to smoke a cigar. Normally I would just take the laptop outside and enjoy its wirelessness but then, in effect, I would still be here and as I initially stated: I am leaving! I should return in an hour or so, perhaps tomorrow. Please, I beg of you, share your intimate stories of leaving and your subsequent returns be they tragic or victorious. Now, I really am leaving, -GH

11-29-2003, 05:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	did you leave because we were fighting over the burger? <img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/86e055d7.jpg"> or was it cuz we served you the wrong kinda burger?! <img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/0f037178.jpg"> to make it up to you & just because we worship you oh giant hamburger, we made you a shrine <img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/sandburger.jpg"> one specially prepared burger just for you upon your return, oh giant one! COME BACK TO US!!! <img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/d36f866c.jpg"> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. Last edited by bernadette; 11-29-2003 at 05:50 PM..

11-29-2003, 05:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the floodgates have been irreversibly opened... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-29-2003, 07:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	you, sir, are a burger amongst chopped meat... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-30-2003, 10:04 AM	#7 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	You may have left, but at least the Fork & Spoon are still together __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

11-29-2003, 05:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Once I left a hamburger on a plate in the refridgerator only to return to find all the other food in said refridgerator eaten and/or missing. I blame the process of formal scientific inquiry for not finding the culprit -as I had a team of paranormal investigators working there at the time. They had no excuses and they also couldn't explain the tree demon coming after my sleeper jammies...

11-29-2003, 06:45 PM	#5 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Citizens! I have returned and your posts have made it worth the struggle. The things I have seen since my last post. I have witnessed the grandest of civilizations crumble into the ocean. I have seen the sanest of societies go mad and tear itself apart. I have put children to bed and garbage outside. I have won the throne for power mad kings with the edge of my sword. I have stolen the heart of the iciest of queens with the edge of my tongue. I have chased opossum from my garbage with the edge of my broom. Sadly, now I must leave you once again. -GH

11-30-2003, 11:09 AM	#8 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	uh... bad news for the fork dude, GakFace... the spoon was charmed away by a hot sexy dish. <img src="http://www.susanstevenscrummel.com/dishbig.jpg"> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

11-30-2003, 02:29 PM	#9 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Citizens! I have returned once again. I have done so only to inform you that I am leaving. Notice me dwindling on the horizon. Perhaps we shall meet later this evening. When I have concluded this day's act of leaving. -GH

11-30-2003, 03:16 PM	#10 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Goodbye, Giant Hamburger. You will be missed. Who will spread hamburger love while you are gone? Who will preach the gospel of the hamburger? I would eat a hamburger in your memory, but it just wouldn't seem right to eat one without you around. So instead, I will patiently await your return. __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

11-30-2003, 04:02 PM	#11 (permalink)
lordjeebus ‚±‚Ìˆó˜U‚ª–Ú‚É“ü‚ç‚Ê‚© Location: College	To make up for your absence, I ate a large juicy hamburger for lunch today. Fortunately it did not choose to leave me as I ate it. When you return, I shall eat another.

11-30-2003, 04:06 PM	#12 (permalink)
zfleebin Addict	So many people leaving on thsi forum. Maybe you guys should start a reintroduction program where you can inflate the absentees ego so as to discourage their running away.

11-30-2003, 06:16 PM	#13 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Citizens! I thought I would just pop into this thread to say I am leaving again. Not to worry, you will know when I return by the smell of burning cow flesh. -GH Last edited by Giant Hamburger; 11-05-2004 at 03:15 PM..

12-01-2003, 09:41 AM	#14 (permalink)
Elegant Holmes Crazy Location: "TX"	Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird. It's a plane. ..... No! It's a GIANT HAMBURGER! Nice work GH- I will follow your lead and leave as well, only to return in a few days. I get to drive a truck full of unknown substances I have collected from strangers to Baton Rouge. I would normally fly, but I was turned away. Upon my return I hope to find you in one delicious piece. EH_?

12-01-2003, 10:47 AM	#15 (permalink)
jujueye alpaca lunch for the trip Location: in my computer	bernadette - that spoon just looks too happy.

12-01-2003, 11:13 AM	#16 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I left as well, but I forgot to tell anyone. I'm back to let you know. And to see if anyone responds. And, while I'm checking on that, I might post once in a while. Or even more frequently. But really, I'm not here. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

12-01-2003, 12:07 PM	#18 (permalink)
Evil Milkman Addict Location: Illinois	I think hamburgers are on the menu for tonight...

12-01-2003, 12:28 PM	#19 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	Wowzers! I have just stumbled upon as to why GH keeps running off.. he keeps bumping into...... The.. .The.... HAMBURGLER!!!!!! <GASP!> __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

12-01-2003, 12:38 PM	#20 (permalink)
neddy65 Loves green eggs and ham Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round	I too ate a Hamburger today and alas it will soon part company with me. I will think of you GH wilst I evacuate and daydream about the next hambuger I may enjoy. Hail Giant Hamburger!!! Return to us soonest! __________________ If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything? My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider!

12-01-2003, 10:22 PM	#21 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Citizens! I am returning There is still so much to do. I feel much closer to those that have left, as well. Close enough to leave knowing that my leaving brings us closer still. Until then, -GH Last edited by Giant Hamburger; 11-05-2004 at 03:21 PM..

12-01-2003, 11:26 PM	#22 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	No wonder you keep leaving us!.. You're a Cheap Whore! __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

12-02-2003, 11:35 AM	#23 (permalink)
rmarshall Addict Location: Kingston,Ontario	How old is Giant Hamburger? Here's one that's 28 years old. __________________ "Do not resent growing old. Many are denied the privilege" Irish proverb

12-04-2003, 07:23 AM	#24 (permalink)
Elegant Holmes Crazy Location: "TX"	I have come back only to say that none of my hamburgers aged so well. Not in the lab, anyway. Now I am leaving.

12-04-2003, 10:01 PM	#25 (permalink)
silent_jay Her Jay Location: Ontario for now....	does the way that spoon looks creep anyone else out? __________________ Absence makes the heart grow fonder

12-04-2003, 10:16 PM	#27 (permalink)
silent_jay Her Jay Location: Ontario for now....	i can't believe i didn't notice them. now i'm really freaked out. __________________ Absence makes the heart grow fonder

12-07-2003, 06:27 PM	#28 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	i hafta leave now, too. adios amigos. mugs & dishes for all. <small>but... i'll be bbbbbbaaaaaccccckkkkk</small> Asta! <small>damn K-Wise. come back, bitch</small> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

11-05-2004, 03:25 PM	#29 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Good evening, I am leaving. I wish you all a glorious weekend. If I do not make it back, think of me fondly. Toodles, -GH

11-05-2004, 04:16 PM	#30 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	GH, you will always be in my heart and mind. God Speed young hamburger, god speed. __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

11-05-2004, 04:54 PM	#32 (permalink)
FailedEagle Crazy	Ahem, this is the burger I have waiting on you . . .