I too am leaving
 

Hail Citizens!

I am off to smoke a cigar. Normally I would just take the laptop outside and enjoy its wirelessness but then, in effect, I would still be here and as I initially stated: I am leaving!

I should return in an hour or so, perhaps tomorrow.

Please, I beg of you, share your intimate stories of leaving and your subsequent returns be they tragic or victorious.

Now, I really am leaving,
-GH

Once I left a hamburger on a plate in the refridgerator only to return to find all the other food in said refridgerator eaten and/or missing.

I blame the process of formal scientific inquiry for not finding the culprit -as I had a team of paranormal investigators working there at the time. They had no excuses and they also couldn't explain the tree demon coming after my sleeper jammies...

did you leave because we were fighting over the burger?

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/86e055d7.jpg">


or was it cuz we served you the wrong kinda burger?!

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/0f037178.jpg">


to make it up to you & just because we worship you oh giant hamburger, we made you a shrine

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/sandburger.jpg">


one specially prepared burger just for you upon your return, oh giant one! COME BACK TO US!!!

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/d36f866c.jpg">

the floodgates have been irreversibly opened...

Hail Citizens!

I have returned and your posts have made it worth the struggle. The things I have seen since my last post. I have witnessed the grandest of civilizations crumble into the ocean. I have seen the sanest of societies go mad and tear itself apart. I have put children to bed and garbage outside. I have won the throne for power mad kings with the edge of my sword. I have stolen the heart of the iciest of queens with the edge of my tongue. I have chased opossum from my garbage with the edge of my broom.

Sadly, now I must leave you once again.
-GH

you, sir, are a burger amongst chopped meat...

You may have left, but at least the Fork & Spoon are still together
http://www.buyolympia.com/combined/i...kspoon_med.jpg

uh... bad news for the fork dude, GakFace... the spoon was charmed away by a hot sexy dish.

<img src="http://www.susanstevenscrummel.com/dishbig.jpg">

Hail Citizens!

I have returned once again.
I have done so only to inform you that I am leaving.
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SADRA...49391823888492
Notice me dwindling on the horizon.

Perhaps we shall meet later this evening.
When I have concluded this day's act of leaving.
-GH

Goodbye, Giant Hamburger. You will be missed. Who will spread hamburger love while you are gone? Who will preach the gospel of the hamburger?

I would eat a hamburger in your memory, but it just wouldn't seem right to eat one without you around. So instead, I will patiently await your return.

To make up for your absence, I ate a large juicy hamburger for lunch today. Fortunately it did not choose to leave me as I ate it.

When you return, I shall eat another.

So many people leaving on thsi forum. Maybe you guys should start a reintroduction program where you can inflate the absentees ego so as to discourage their running away.

Hail Citizens!

I thought I would just pop into this thread to say I am leaving again.

Not to worry, you will know when I return by the smell of burning cow flesh.

-GH

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird. It's a plane. .....
No! It's a GIANT HAMBURGER!
Nice work GH- I will follow your lead and leave as well, only to return in a few days. I get to drive a truck full of unknown substances I have collected from strangers to Baton Rouge. I would normally fly, but I was turned away.
Upon my return I hope to find you in one delicious piece.
EH_?

bernadette - that spoon just looks too happy.

I left as well, but I forgot to tell anyone. I'm back to let you know. And to see if anyone responds. And, while I'm checking on that, I might post once in a while. Or even more frequently. But really, I'm not here. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

You'd be happy too if someone was grabbing your shaft. :lol:

I think hamburgers are on the menu for tonight...

Wowzers! I have just stumbled upon as to why GH keeps running off.. he keeps bumping into...... The.. .The....
http://members.aol.com/shysyd/HAMBURGLER.GIF
HAMBURGLER!!!!!! <GASP!>

I too ate a Hamburger today and alas it will soon part company with me. I will think of you GH wilst I evacuate and daydream about the next hambuger I may enjoy.

Hail Giant Hamburger!!! Return to us soonest!

Hail Citizens!

I am returning
http://tinypic.com/k1car
There is still so much to do.

I feel much closer to those that have left, as well.
Close enough to leave knowing that my leaving brings us closer still.
Until then,
-GH

No wonder you keep leaving us!.. You're a Cheap Whore! :D
http://www.inetours.com/images/Resta...Burger_Ext.jpg

How old is Giant Hamburger?
Here's one that's 28 years old.
http://www.redding.com/specials/welc...200104_low.gif

I have come back only to say that none of my hamburgers aged so well. Not in the lab, anyway. Now I am leaving.

does the way that spoon looks creep anyone else out?

Not really, but the man-hands on that dish, do. :eek:

i can't believe i didn't notice them. now i'm really freaked out.

i hafta leave now, too. adios amigos. mugs & dishes for all.

<small>but... i'll be bbbbbbaaaaaccccckkkkk</small>

Asta!

<small>damn K-Wise. come back, bitch</small>

Good evening,

I am leaving.
I wish you all a glorious weekend.
If I do not make it back, think of me fondly.

Toodles,
-GH

GH, you will always be in my heart and mind.
God Speed young hamburger, god speed.

Ahahaha I never sawed this befo

Asta!!

Ahem, this is the burger I have waiting on you . . .

http://www.snopes.com/photos/commerc...cs/burger3.jpg