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Originally Posted by irseg

www.ultimateflame.com

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. ...I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape.... You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year.... Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success....

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Writing the White house again?

That is pure genius. I feel small having read that knowing that it's about someone else.

My personal favorite is fucktard. My next most favorite is Rooster Sugar (makes sense if you say it in French.) Waste of air. Anal wart. Shit-sucker. Shit-for-brains. Fucknut. Pretty much in that order. I think asshat is brilliant, but it just doesn't work well for me.

Lately: Jesus Haploid Christ! You voted for Bush, didn't you? (That one is all about facial expression and intonation.)

You are a festering boil on the cock of life

poopio

the living liquid shit spewed forth from the depths of the ass of jabba the hutt

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

go fuck your hat pal...........

Didn't you use this one on me once?

*bastard*

My roommates and I are quite partial to the phrase "cunt-sniffing asshole." I like to say, "Fuck you, you fucking guy!" Or, "pillow biting tunnel butt."

I also like this:
"Oh you're a fuckin comedian.. I got a joke for you, wise guy. Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Go fuck yourself!"

foutre tu fuck you in french..but if you ask for the translation it will say "GET STUFFED!"

some other random french terms

"Donne-moi ton foutre" = Give me your cum. "Je veux lecher ton foutre" = I want to swallow your cum.
wow...

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Originally Posted by indigochild111

"Donne-moi ton foutre" = Give me your cum. "Je veux lecher ton foutre" = I want to swallow your cum.
wow...

Oh, youre a dirty girl. A very bad girl. Dont make me come over there.

hahaha you have no idea ;)

I'm partital to Fuck-tard, Ass hat, Fuck-sac, and yeast infected condom squeeze.
Also any comment I can make about someone's 1337 skilz.
Or something along the lines or 'somewhere, there's a village missing an idiot' or not the sharpest knife in the drawer.'

I am always up for a good fucktard, whoredoor, or whorebag...

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Originally Posted by tophat

I think asshat is brilliant, but it just doesn't work well for me.

i'll agree with that... i'v cn it used all ova TFP... if u do a search for Asshat u get about 4 pages of results!
also here is a site i found that i thourght was funny.

cum-belching gutter-slut works well

as does insipid sleaze-bag

Quote:

Originally Posted by K-Wise

Once heard an old woman we worked with tell a guy "KISS MY ASS WHILE I'M FARTING!" I thought that was quite special.

I've always said it as "Suck a fart outta my ass." It rolls off the tongue nicely when done with a new yorker accent.

My latest has been 'douchenozzle'. For work-safety I'll fall back on 'chowderhead'

For general descriptions...
... dumb as a sack of hammers
... sharp as a sack of wet mice
... pleasant as a tax audit
... about as smart as that {whatever inanimate object happens to be handy}
... breath like a sack of assholes

Sorry to bring back such an old thread, but a friend of mine came out with "tit-gristle" today and this insult just had to be made known.

Said in confidence to a friend when he pointed out a relatively Nasty (read slutty) woman at a party.......and asked if I would do her.

" I would Just assume....Slam My Dick In A Door"

I'm partial to "Fuck-tard" and "Scum-cunt."

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Originally Posted by Shizukana

Assclown is always good, and you can be a no-talent assclown as well.

lol

I like that one too, from when Chris Jericho coined the term on RAW. :lol:

Your'e so stupid you probably don't know if your ass is punched or bored.

When your IQ hits 50, sell. You will profit.

One from Foghorn Leghorn - "Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sackfull of wet mice."

The one I use at work to call someone an idiot is "Real learning potential."

And of course the one for my least favorite politician(s): "mentally void moral cripple with delusions of adequacy."

my original saying is

genius ass...

used in place of "smart ass"

here's one I laid on someone on another board recently. it's subtle, but I liked it.

This isn't the stupidest thing I've ever read here, but it does have ambition.

"You're mother's so fat, that when she jumped for joy ... she got stuck"

**ducks**

From San Andreas;

'You asshole my shit!'

From Donnie Darko:

'You can go suck a fuck!'

Who says media is a bad thing?

The player hater's ball sketch on Chappelle's Show has too much in it. Ones I can think of off the top of my head:

To a woman:
Your underwear has dick-holes.

To anyone:
I've got to go fill up your momma's dish.
I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody but you. (easily the harshest insult I've ever heard!)

There are a whole lot more in that sketch, but my mind is blank.

Cheese-wanker, butt-munch, silly cunt (to a man), fart-face, sweater-teeth, pizza-face.

the insult curently goin around our workshop is..

cock-wart

I've always been partial to "bung slug".

or

That's about as silly as a football bat!

-Waste of Skin
-I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
-Your a piece of shit
-Rectum Licker

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Originally Posted by paddyjoe

Didn't you use this one on me once?

*bastard*

why yes....yes i did joe.