Your weirdest dream
 

Post your weirdest dream that you can remember.
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Okay, I was in this sort of elevator thing. It was a circular platform that was either rising or falling, and there was a console with a large button on it. I had to press the button to save the world from being blown up. But these two people didn't want me to press it. So we had a nice converation about it in Spanish and the world ended up being destroyed because we took too long.

This was my first (and maybe only) dream in a foreign language. I always dream in color, and my senses only include sight and hearing (I can't feel touch, pain, smell, etc.)

Well? :)

Weirdest one I had lately was I was walking along in a post-apocalyptic world (a common theme in my dreams) and sat down on a bench with Mick Jagger and we had a very relaxed and interesting conversation. I don't remember what we talked about, but when I got up to leave, I ran with incredible speed on all fours. I remember feeling very powerful running on all fours and the acceleration was intoxicating.

You asked...

I have lots of wierd dreams. Don't we all?

I guess the wierdest, and the funniest, were the recurring nightmares I used to have as a child of large JCB's (I think you call them earth-movers) chasing me.

Now it's a common theme in kid's cartoons.

How times have changed.


Mr Mephisto

I've had many weird dreams... one that I can remember still..

When I was in maybe 4 or 5th grade I had a dream that my school teachers, principal's etc were all looney toon characters but they acted like regular people but they taught weird things like digging a rabbit hole, to get into or out of school we had to dig out through the floor the only other normal human was this girl that I had a huge crush on. We went through what seems like an entire day of school in this dream it seemed to go on forever, it sticks with me because I really really liked this girl and I think she liked me and at that age just spending time with her even in a dream state was great :) I wonder what happened to her

Boris Yeltsin was chasing me wearing a hawaiian shirt and flip flops with only baby blue boxers.

i was on a cliff with a giant hair comb that was about 5 feet tall. so i jumped off
the cliff and layed ontop of the comb and flew around. then i looked up and there were about ten others doing the same.

Jello in the microwave is the only recent one I can recall completely. Don't ask. Unless you REALLY feel the need to.

Asta!!

A Peruvian old woman selling hand-gloves made from severed human hands. The glove I bought was bloated and putrid rotten. I put it on like a catchers mitt

Running through the grooves on a record trying to get away from the needle (or stylus) that was after me! It was in my childhood when I was running a high temperature but I remember waking up absolutely terrified

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