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dontmisspel · 10-26-2004, 12:55 PM

I had a thought recently (don't ask me why) what if Jesus slept with supergirl their baby would be SuperJesus what couldn't it do?
I don't know but I know it could walk on water and fly and that's just freaking cool.

There was something like this on a few other shows, I think Conan had something similar to this, but what can you guys come up with.

There is a sure fire way to get this right, replace what's in the brackets with your original or somewhat original thoughts or plagiarize, whatever...

What if [insert famous person] slept with [insert other famous person] and their baby would be [General stereotype/ funny description].

Glory's Sun · 10-26-2004, 01:00 PM

this would go better in nonsense

Giant Hamburger · 10-26-2004, 03:09 PM

In genetics, autosomal recessive is a mode of inheritance of genetic traits located on the autosomes (i.e. the 22 non-sex determining chromosomes).

In opposition to autosomal dominant trait, a recessive trait only becomes phenotypically apparent when two copies of a gene (two alleles) are present, i.e. the propositus is homozygous for the trait.

Recessive genetic super powers occur when both parents are carriers and each contribute an allele to the embryo. If both parents are heterozygous for the super/Jesus trait, the chance of two power alleles landing in one of their offspring is 25% (in autosomal dominant traits this is higher). 50% of the children (or 2/3 of the remaining ones) are carriers. When one of the parents is homozygous, the trait will only show in his/her offspring if the other parent is also a carrier. In that case, the chance of SuperJesus offspring is 50%.

10-26-2004, 12:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
dontmisspel Loser Location: afghanistan- a lot of fireworks lately	What if...... I had a thought recently (don't ask me why) what if Jesus slept with supergirl their baby would be SuperJesus what couldn't it do? I don't know but I know it could walk on water and fly and that's just freaking cool. There was something like this on a few other shows, I think Conan had something similar to this, but what can you guys come up with. There is a sure fire way to get this right, replace what's in the brackets with your original or somewhat original thoughts or plagiarize, whatever... What if [insert famous person] slept with [insert other famous person] and their baby would be [General stereotype/ funny description].

10-26-2004, 01:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	this would go better in nonsense

10-26-2004, 03:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	In genetics, autosomal recessive is a mode of inheritance of genetic traits located on the autosomes (i.e. the 22 non-sex determining chromosomes). In opposition to autosomal dominant trait, a recessive trait only becomes phenotypically apparent when two copies of a gene (two alleles) are present, i.e. the propositus is homozygous for the trait. Recessive genetic super powers occur when both parents are carriers and each contribute an allele to the embryo. If both parents are heterozygous for the super/Jesus trait, the chance of two power alleles landing in one of their offspring is 25% (in autosomal dominant traits this is higher). 50% of the children (or 2/3 of the remaining ones) are carriers. When one of the parents is homozygous, the trait will only show in his/her offspring if the other parent is also a carrier. In that case, the chance of SuperJesus offspring is 50%.