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Munku · 10-13-2004, 07:49 PM

Why is it that every end cap, every isle, every little island, and every register line has beef jerky all over it! you walk down an isle, and there's 6 beef jerky things hanging as you go down. Turn and each end cap has several things of it. What is the deal?! Is it a southern redneck thing?!

JumpinJesus · 10-13-2004, 07:57 PM

It's not that they're everywhere, it's that the beef jerky is following you.

Beware.

Grancey · 10-13-2004, 07:58 PM

I've seen beef jerky in Walmarts and service stations all the way from Florida to Minnesota. Can't be just southern.

shakran · 10-13-2004, 08:00 PM

Yeah. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Boo · 10-13-2004, 08:09 PM

Its an Atkins thing!!!

Munku · 10-13-2004, 08:42 PM

At one point I counted 9 beef jerky racks standing in one spot!

Fremen · 10-13-2004, 09:08 PM

Maybe someone's trying to tell moo something.

Meow, go buy moo some jerky.

go-bots · 10-13-2004, 09:14 PM

its those damn cows and their lobyists in washington

bernadette · 10-13-2004, 09:27 PM

omg
Munky has OCD & counting jerky displays at Wally-world is his latest obession.

Munky, Munky, dear... please, stay away from Walmart.

Munku · 10-13-2004, 11:21 PM

It's just overwhelming Berny! And I actually DO have a minor case of OCD.. Nothing to do with beef jerky or walmart though.. :-P

Fly · 10-14-2004, 03:45 AM

buy one............then get the fuck outta there as fast as you can.

"Run Munky,Run..."

ShaniFaye · 10-14-2004, 03:59 AM

Its all my fault....its part of my evil plan to get everyone that goes to walmart just as addicted to beef jerky as I am

ahahahahahaha

Tophat665 · 10-25-2004, 06:08 PM

<font size="+7">AAAAAAAA!!!!
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!</FONT>
Ummm ummm, with Hershey's choclate milk and a Stuckey's paleolithic pecan log. Heaven.

It's Beef Jerky Time!
<img src="http://www.londonstimes.us/toons/cartoons/forrestbass_beefjer.jpg">

SaltPork · 10-25-2004, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Munku

Why is it that every end cap, every isle, every little island, and every register line has beef jerky all over it! you walk down an isle, and there's 6 beef jerky things hanging as you go down. Turn and each end cap has several things of it. What is the deal?! Is it a southern redneck thing?!

I've seen the very same displays, the disturbing thing is that they are displaying 50lb bags of the stuff, not just the little "snack" size bags. Seriously, you could feed a wagon train for a trip from New York to San Francisco on one of the ginormous bags. It is a bit freaky. Maybe that's what they did with all those cows in England that had Mad Cow Disease.

duckduck · 10-27-2004, 09:48 PM

^^^

This man speaks the truth. More jerky, I say,......MORE!!!!

10-13-2004, 07:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Walmart and beef jerky? Why is it that every end cap, every isle, every little island, and every register line has beef jerky all over it! you walk down an isle, and there's 6 beef jerky things hanging as you go down. Turn and each end cap has several things of it. What is the deal?! Is it a southern redneck thing?!

10-13-2004, 07:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	It's not that they're everywhere, it's that the beef jerky is following you. Beware. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

10-13-2004, 07:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
Grancey Life's short, gotta hurry... Location: land of pit vipers	I've seen beef jerky in Walmarts and service stations all the way from Florida to Minnesota. Can't be just southern. __________________ Quiet, mild-mannered souls might just turn out to be roaring lions of two-fisted cool.

10-13-2004, 08:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
Boo Leave me alone! Location: Alaska, USA	Its an Atkins thing!!! __________________ Back button again, I must be getting old.

10-13-2004, 09:08 PM	#7 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Maybe someone's trying to tell moo something. Meow, go buy moo some jerky. __________________ Google

10-13-2004, 08:00 PM	#4 (permalink)
shakran Tone.	Yeah. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

10-13-2004, 08:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	At one point I counted 9 beef jerky racks standing in one spot!

10-13-2004, 09:14 PM	#8 (permalink)
go-bots Upright	its those damn cows and their lobyists in washington

10-13-2004, 09:27 PM	#9 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	omg Munky has OCD & counting jerky displays at Wally-world is his latest obession. Munky, Munky, dear... please, stay away from Walmart. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

10-13-2004, 11:21 PM	#10 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	It's just overwhelming Berny! And I actually DO have a minor case of OCD.. Nothing to do with beef jerky or walmart though.. :-P

10-14-2004, 03:45 AM	#11 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	buy one............then get the fuck outta there as fast as you can. "Run Munky,Run..." __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-14-2004, 03:59 AM	#12 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	Its all my fault....its part of my evil plan to get everyone that goes to walmart just as addicted to beef jerky as I am ahahahahahaha __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

10-25-2004, 06:08 PM	#13 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	<font size="+7">AAAAAAAA!!!! IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!</FONT> Ummm ummm, with Hershey's choclate milk and a Stuckey's paleolithic pecan log. Heaven. It's Beef Jerky Time! <img src="http://www.londonstimes.us/toons/cartoons/forrestbass_beefjer.jpg"> __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-27-2004, 09:48 PM	#15 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	^^^ This man speaks the truth. More jerky, I say,......MORE!!!! __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!