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Old 10-13-2004, 07:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Walmart and beef jerky?

Why is it that every end cap, every isle, every little island, and every register line has beef jerky all over it! you walk down an isle, and there's 6 beef jerky things hanging as you go down. Turn and each end cap has several things of it. What is the deal?! Is it a southern redneck thing?!
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Old 10-13-2004, 07:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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It's not that they're everywhere, it's that the beef jerky is following you.




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Old 10-13-2004, 07:58 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I've seen beef jerky in Walmarts and service stations all the way from Florida to Minnesota. Can't be just southern.
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Old 10-13-2004, 08:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 10-13-2004, 08:09 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Its an Atkins thing!!!
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Old 10-13-2004, 08:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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At one point I counted 9 beef jerky racks standing in one spot!
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Old 10-13-2004, 09:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Maybe someone's trying to tell moo something.

Meow, go buy moo some jerky.
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Old 10-13-2004, 09:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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its those damn cows and their lobyists in washington
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Old 10-13-2004, 09:27 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Munky has OCD & counting jerky displays at Wally-world is his latest obession.

Munky, Munky, dear... please, stay away from Walmart.
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Old 10-13-2004, 11:21 PM   #10 (permalink)
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It's just overwhelming Berny! And I actually DO have a minor case of OCD.. Nothing to do with beef jerky or walmart though.. :-P
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Old 10-14-2004, 03:45 AM   #11 (permalink)
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buy one............then get the fuck outta there as fast as you can.



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Old 10-14-2004, 03:59 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Its all my fault....its part of my evil plan to get everyone that goes to walmart just as addicted to beef jerky as I am

ahahahahahaha
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Old 10-25-2004, 06:08 PM   #13 (permalink)
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<font size="+7">AAAAAAAA!!!!
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!</FONT>
Ummm ummm, with Hershey's choclate milk and a Stuckey's paleolithic pecan log. Heaven.

It's Beef Jerky Time!
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Old 10-25-2004, 06:34 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Why is it that every end cap, every isle, every little island, and every register line has beef jerky all over it! you walk down an isle, and there's 6 beef jerky things hanging as you go down. Turn and each end cap has several things of it. What is the deal?! Is it a southern redneck thing?!
I've seen the very same displays, the disturbing thing is that they are displaying 50lb bags of the stuff, not just the little "snack" size bags. Seriously, you could feed a wagon train for a trip from New York to San Francisco on one of the ginormous bags. It is a bit freaky. Maybe that's what they did with all those cows in England that had Mad Cow Disease.
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Old 10-27-2004, 09:48 PM   #15 (permalink)
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This man speaks the truth. More jerky, I say,......MORE!!!!
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