What would you wear if you were king? (NSFW) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

skier · 10-23-2004, 11:10 AM

Alright. So those wretched insipid fools finally voted you king of the freakin world. Thier mistake. You can do whatever you want- but what would you wear?

You have no taboos, no restrictions. If anyone doesn't like it, you can chop off their heads.

I would wear a crown, a tie, and socks. My feet get cold sometimes.

ngdawg · 10-23-2004, 11:19 AM

Preferred outfit is lower undies only, but I guess for formal affairs I could throw on a t-shirt. And, since the Palace would be located in a sunny, warm locale, barefoot or flipflops. All out of shape people would be required to don t-shirts only(nothing worse than seeing a man with boobs bigger than my own!!)

Edit: I felt qualified to answer since I was, quite literally 'born a King'....think about it

Fly · 10-23-2004, 02:11 PM

i'd wear a touque.......

yup....that's it.

lemme think about somethin' else too though........

i'll be back

shaggs_manoa · 10-23-2004, 02:36 PM

flip flops and sun screen baby! (the capitol would be in the Bahamamas)

ngdawg · 10-23-2004, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

i'd wear a touque.......

yup....that's it.

lemme think about somethin' else too though........

i'll be back

a WHAT???

Fremen · 10-23-2004, 03:03 PM

Peanut butter and a cummerbund.

bundy · 10-23-2004, 04:26 PM

um.... NSFW....

i'd wear nothing and i'd put a shoulder strap on this puppy... so that it could be used whenever the appropriate moment arose.

ShaniFaye · 10-23-2004, 04:32 PM

Im answering cause ngdawg did

it wouldnt be so much about what I'd wear....Im sure it would be some kind of leather xena type out fit...whats it important is what my court wears....and that would be.....

KILTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tophat665 · 10-23-2004, 05:46 PM

I would wear nubile young women.

Actually, custom tailored black suits, black silk shirts and underwear, maybe a string tie, a fedora, and shades. I'd carry an ebony walking stick.

It's not that I am even slightly goth-ish; I just look good in black.

Fly · 10-23-2004, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaniFaye

whats it important is what my court wears....and that would be.....

KILTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hell yeah!!!!!!

i've got a scottish background.......sign me up.........i'd wear the damn thing proudly...

.....and with my touque too.

*Shani for King of the world*

Fly · 10-23-2004, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ngdawg

a WHAT???

it's a knitted hat that us people that live in igloos wear up here to keep our heads warm.........

....eh

10-23-2004, 07:12 PM

I'm a girl, so it would be QUEEN to you all........

and I would wear that fancy pastel flowy dress that Senator Amidala wore in Ep. II

LeviticusMky · 10-23-2004, 07:33 PM

Power armor.

Or does it have to be real?

Fine, I guess I would wear thick socks and pajama pants. no underwear.

Fremen · 10-23-2004, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

it's a knitted hat that us people that live in igloos wear up here to keep our heads warm.........

....eh

fly, are you sure you're spelling 'touque' right?

I looked it up in the dictionary and this is as close as I got:

Quote:

(Toque)

noun: a tall white hat with a pouched crown; worn by chefs
noun: a small round woman's hat

Maybe you picked up your wife's hat by mistake.

Fly · 10-24-2004, 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen

fly, are you sure you're spelling 'touque' right?

you know us Canadians eh.....just gotta throw a "u" in anything.

paddyjoe · 10-24-2004, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen

fly, are you sure you're spelling 'touque' right?

I looked it up in the dictionary and this is as close as I got:

Maybe you picked up your wife's hat by mistake.

No Fremen, that was no mistake.....

Irishsean · 10-24-2004, 07:23 AM

A silk robe, pair of comfy slippers, and a couple hot blooded women to wrap up in if I got cold!

fhqwhgads · 10-24-2004, 01:47 PM

I, much like George Castanza, would drape myself in velvet....

World's King · 10-24-2004, 01:59 PM

What I wear everyday.

I AM KING OF THE WORLD

K-Wise · 10-25-2004, 01:33 AM

Silk panties...I mean cotton boxers.

Asta!!

slimshaydee · 10-25-2004, 04:37 AM

I wouldn't wear the same clothes everyday, that'd get boring, plus that would be really unhygenic. I would dress stylish, like armani suits and gucci shoes and the like.

Stug · 10-25-2004, 04:58 AM

Someone else's skin and a nice bottle of Chianti... mpffff.. mpffff.. mpffff!

Sticky · 10-25-2004, 05:58 AM

Jeans, T-Shirt

Dane Bramage · 10-25-2004, 06:29 AM

my terrycloth bathrobe and a cup of coffee.

Grace, Too · 10-25-2004, 07:36 AM

A different woman on my cock every day.

JasWalker · 10-25-2004, 09:04 AM

toga definately

NegativeNine · 10-25-2004, 11:58 AM

A bullet-proof vest.

bernadette · 10-25-2004, 12:13 PM

jeans, a hoodie & a blingblingity tiara that has the word "goddess" in ice (aka diamonds) on the front.

Fly · 10-25-2004, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grace, Too

A different woman on my cock every day.

hey!!!!!!

you have a rooster???????

Super_Mole · 10-25-2004, 01:00 PM

I'd wear bathrobe and a fez hat with a bubble-pipe in my mouth. Oh it would be great to be king.

skier · 10-25-2004, 02:20 PM

he'd have to have a damn big rooster, or at least a lot of them, if women are sitting on them every day.

krwlz · 10-25-2004, 05:49 PM

Boxers.... maybe.

Grace, Too · 10-26-2004, 05:16 AM

Of course I have roosters. If I was king I could have a woman sitting on a chicken, right???

ShaniFaye · 10-26-2004, 05:21 AM

I have every confidence that some of you will get this....

so...if you were king who would be your piss boy?

iceburn · 10-27-2004, 06:02 AM

I would go for a willy wonka look.

shaggs_manoa · 10-27-2004, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaniFaye

I have every confidence that some of you will get this....

so...if you were king who would be your piss boy?

Well since they'd have to shake and put me away I'd have a "piss girl"
any Playboy Bunny would do nicely

"It's good to be the king."

shaggs_manoa · 10-28-2004, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaniFaye

I have every confidence that some of you will get this....

so...if you were king who would be your piss boy?

Well since they'd have to shake and put me away I'd have a "piss girl"
any Playboy Bunny would do nicely

"It's good to be the king."

Crack · 10-28-2004, 12:35 AM

one post, two post, red post blue post... (double Post

)

I'd wear the skin of Gary Coleman, complete with head-hat.

monkeydriven · 10-29-2004, 12:58 PM

My 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox sweatshirt of course.

the_marq · 10-29-2004, 01:38 PM

I'd get my weiner jammed in the neck of a Jack Daniel's bottle and just let it dangle there.

10-23-2004, 11:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	What would you wear if you were king? (NSFW) Alright. So those wretched insipid fools finally voted you king of the freakin world. Thier mistake. You can do whatever you want- but what would you wear? You have no taboos, no restrictions. If anyone doesn't like it, you can chop off their heads. I would wear a crown, a tie, and socks. My feet get cold sometimes. __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

10-23-2004, 02:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i'd wear a touque....... yup....that's it. lemme think about somethin' else too though........ i'll be back __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-23-2004, 02:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	flip flops and sun screen baby! (the capitol would be in the Bahamamas) __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!

10-23-2004, 03:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Peanut butter and a cummerbund. __________________ Google

10-23-2004, 04:26 PM	#7 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	um.... NSFW.... i'd wear nothing and i'd put a shoulder strap on this puppy... so that it could be used whenever the appropriate moment arose. __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-23-2004, 11:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Preferred outfit is lower undies only, but I guess for formal affairs I could throw on a t-shirt. And, since the Palace would be located in a sunny, warm locale, barefoot or flipflops. All out of shape people would be required to don t-shirts only(nothing worse than seeing a man with boobs bigger than my own!!) Edit: I felt qualified to answer since I was, quite literally 'born a King'....think about it

10-23-2004, 04:32 PM	#8 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	Im answering cause ngdawg did it wouldnt be so much about what I'd wear....Im sure it would be some kind of leather xena type out fit...whats it important is what my court wears....and that would be..... KILTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

10-23-2004, 05:46 PM	#9 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I would wear nubile young women. Actually, custom tailored black suits, black silk shirts and underwear, maybe a string tie, a fedora, and shades. I'd carry an ebony walking stick. It's not that I am even slightly goth-ish; I just look good in black. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-23-2004, 07:12 PM	#12 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	I'm a girl, so it would be QUEEN to you all........ and I would wear that fancy pastel flowy dress that Senator Amidala wore in Ep. II

10-23-2004, 07:33 PM	#13 (permalink)
LeviticusMky Crazy Location: Minnesota	Power armor. Or does it have to be real? Fine, I guess I would wear thick socks and pajama pants. no underwear.

10-24-2004, 07:23 AM	#17 (permalink)
Irishsean edited for content Location: Austin, TX	A silk robe, pair of comfy slippers, and a couple hot blooded women to wrap up in if I got cold! __________________ There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances. Leon Trotsky

10-24-2004, 01:47 PM	#18 (permalink)
fhqwhgads Junkie	I, much like George Castanza, would drape myself in velvet....

10-24-2004, 01:59 PM	#19 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	What I wear everyday. I AM KING OF THE WORLD __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

10-25-2004, 01:33 AM	#20 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Silk panties...I mean cotton boxers. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

10-25-2004, 04:37 AM	#21 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	I wouldn't wear the same clothes everyday, that'd get boring, plus that would be really unhygenic. I would dress stylish, like armani suits and gucci shoes and the like.

10-25-2004, 06:29 AM	#24 (permalink)
Dane Bramage Insane Location: Charlotte, NC	my terrycloth bathrobe and a cup of coffee. __________________ Every passing hour brings the Solar System forty-three thousand miles closer to Globular Cluster M13 in Hercules — and still there are some misfits who insist that there is no such thing as progress. Kurt Vonnegut - Sirens of Titan

10-25-2004, 04:58 AM	#22 (permalink)
Stug Crazy Location: UK	Someone else's skin and a nice bottle of Chianti... mpffff.. mpffff.. mpffff! __________________ and so ends the thought process for another day...

10-25-2004, 05:58 AM	#23 (permalink)
Sticky	Jeans, T-Shirt __________________ Sticky The Stickman

10-25-2004, 07:36 AM	#25 (permalink)
Grace, Too Loser	A different woman on my cock every day.

10-25-2004, 09:04 AM	#26 (permalink)
JasWalker Upright Location: In front of my computer	toga definately

10-25-2004, 11:58 AM	#27 (permalink)
NegativeNine Tilted	A bullet-proof vest.

10-25-2004, 12:13 PM	#28 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	jeans, a hoodie & a blingblingity tiara that has the word "goddess" in ice (aka diamonds) on the front. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

10-25-2004, 01:00 PM	#30 (permalink)
Super_Mole Upright Location: Pittsburgh, PA (Go Steelers!)	I'd wear bathrobe and a fez hat with a bubble-pipe in my mouth. Oh it would be great to be king. __________________ How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb... lets go ride bikes.

10-25-2004, 02:20 PM	#31 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	he'd have to have a damn big rooster, or at least a lot of them, if women are sitting on them every day. __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

10-25-2004, 05:49 PM	#32 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	Boxers.... maybe.

10-26-2004, 05:16 AM	#33 (permalink)
Grace, Too Loser	Of course I have roosters. If I was king I could have a woman sitting on a chicken, right???

10-26-2004, 05:21 AM	#34 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	I have every confidence that some of you will get this.... so...if you were king who would be your piss boy? __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

10-27-2004, 06:02 AM	#35 (permalink)
iceburn Tilted Location: CT	I would go for a willy wonka look. __________________ ... and shit.

10-28-2004, 12:35 AM	#38 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	one post, two post, red post blue post... (double Post ) I'd wear the skin of Gary Coleman, complete with head-hat. __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

10-29-2004, 12:58 PM	#39 (permalink)
monkeydriven Addict Location: Boston	My 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox sweatshirt of course. __________________ you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox

10-29-2004, 01:38 PM	#40 (permalink)
the_marq All hail the Mountain King Location: Black Mesa	I'd get my weiner jammed in the neck of a Jack Daniel's bottle and just let it dangle there. __________________ The Truth: Johnny Cash could have kicked Bruce Lee's ass if he wanted to. #3 in a series