omega2

see below:-

present_future

ummmm.... ok

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Munku

That's just nonsense! Exactly where this should have gone. But you're a rookie, so we wont bite your head off this time.

bernadette

not even ok.

*yawn*

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paddyjoe

dang bernie, not even one newbie point for the effort?

bundy

i like it omega2... but next time try adding in some dildos... they never fail to impress around here.

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Tophat665

You've got the spirit of the thing, but that was two hard to follow arfter a bomber of Imperial IPA and a glass of strong mead, so I give it an E or effort and encourage you to try harder but more often.

(Psst, start with a wacky one-liner, then build.)

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Crack

your wish is my command.

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bundy

THANKS FOR SHARING CRACK!!!



nice one.

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Fly

*awaits Fre's penis bong*

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Tophat665

Yo, flyman, is it anything like this one:
<img src="http://www.nextreality.net/main/images/schlongbong02.JPG">

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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Tophat665

And as long as we're going in for intentional phallusy, here's some lewd noodles:
<img src="http://www.chocolatefantasies.com/Penis_Pasta.jpg">
Truly the penis mightier. Better known as Testosteroni.

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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Fly

yo Tophat............that'd be pretty damn close anyways...........

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