what would you do?
 

fuckin' maggott thieves hit me AGAIN......all my tools this time.


i feel like really beatin' someones ass down.




fuckers......




what would you do?

thanx joe......i knew i could count on you for a chuckle.........

oh nooooooooo!!!

HUNT THEM DOWN! HURT THEM BADLY!!!!

seriously, can the cops glean any fingerprints?

Are you sure it isn't the squirrels?

Man that's fucked. You have no idea who could be takin em? Little punk ass neighborhood kids? What kinda 'hood do you live in?



Should set up a trap. Booby trap the door to set off a gun when somebody breaks in. Of course this will backfire and most likely kill a family member. Its up to you if you are willing to take that risk.

This guy'd fuck up them squirrels too.


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they gotta be pretty strong to carry bolt cutters.......


i now am no longer pissed at the bastard skwerlz.........

all my rage is directed to any fuckin' thief out there.





........to any one who is too fuckin' lazy to get a job,and figure it's fine to take someone elses property...........



FUCK YOU

In cases like these, I think the only thing you can do is light one up and try to forget about it. Or you could take your anger out on your drums.

Cops probably can't do anything for you and vigilante justice will just get you in trouble.

Damn savages...

oh I will........i fell sorry for the skins already........

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gonna head out soon and buy some new tools.



*can ya' tell i'm pissed off?* :rolleyes:

Electric Fence and a video camera! That way in addition to catching the bastards, you get to see them find out that your fence is electric. Funny as hell to see someone unsuspecting grab a mildly electrified fence. :lol:

Best deterant to break-ins would be a dog. A big mean looking dog. German Shepard or Rottie would do the trick. That and maybe an alarm... or at least a sticker that says you have an alarm.

Sorry to hear about your troubles, dude.

I guess you don't get insurance for tools do you?

cops didn't even show up........."good luck" is all you get from them around here.........too much shit goin' down for them....

yup........but the kicker is.....yesterday i sent in my claim for when my house got robbed in july...........put the stamp on it and figured in a bit.....i'll have my belongings replaced........weeeeeeeee.

....then i wake up to go to work and they hit my garage,and got my tools.

so the deductable i paid on my claim was $500......but the next claim doubles to $1000.......

my tools are roughly a grand.....is it worth it to claim a grand on a grand......


and what's the insurance company gonna think about this...."yeah,he gets burned all the time,....maybe he robs himself"


bad timing right now. :confused:

I think its time to get a really big Rottweiler...I would!

Either these thieves are handy men...or you should start looking around pawn shops for your tools...just in case. I dunno if they'd actually try and sell them themselves.

Eh good luck man....for the record even a little dog is pretty intimidating to anyone who comes into your yard. My cocker makes people hesitant to enter my yard and he's a little fucker.

Asta!!

Got a good idea how you feel bro, and at this point, all of this is too good for the sons-a-bitches


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peace...out!

sit down,plug in,turn up and fuck 'em all.............


too bad ,even if they did get caught.....nothin' would happen too them.



*bastards*

*reference to an 11 setting on my guitar amp.......pain intended*




*bastards*

anybody who would steal a mans tools is lower than dogshit in my book.be careful, they may be waiting for you to get your stuff replaced so they can hit you again.

Do you mark your tools with some kind of I.D., fly?
Maybe photo-i.d. them in a bunch, too.
Might help in their recovery, if possible.

Gettin' robbed is not a good feeling.

Sorry to hear it's a chronic problem with you, bud.
(in no way making light of the situation) :)

"so the deductable i paid on my claim was $500......but the next claim doubles to $1000.......

my tools are roughly a grand.....is it worth it to claim a grand on a grand......"

so, not only are you getting ripped off by scumbag bastard thieves, but your insurance company too?

man, thats sucks dog balls.

two times... burned...

third times a charm.
make CERTAIN the thieving bastards are the ones to get burned the third time.

i'm guessing they WILL return. make it worth their while. ;)

in fact... i think, being that the law your way sounds close to having no law on your side at all, that i would set up a trap they couldn't refuse, sit, wait & then nail them red-handed. have back up heavy men in the wings.

<small>sometimes i'm really glad to live in humble ennoi suburbia-land.</small>

ya' know Av.....i read this again and started laughin' my ass off......thanx eh. :D

everything i own(ed) has "fly" written on it....(go figure)..........so if i see it in a pawn shop or where ever i would know it's mine..........


i liked the chronic line too Fre.....thanx man. :D

...i just hope they don't think i'm playin' them.........i mean this is getting fuckin' stupid already. :confused:




.....and yes.....it does suck dogs balls

bern..the law here is decent.....so far as laws go i guess.......they just have so much shit to deal with.

it was once a small town...close and all that shit but,it is now a city and all the shit is starting to roll in..........wtf?

i've been here since i was born and seen alot of stuff in this town but hell..........fuck this......time to go.



.......and yes i do have a smile on my face now......... :thumbsup:


fuck 'em....they ain't gonna win.



*fuckin' bastard thieves*

Neighbors had a big German Shepherd mix named Prince. Prince barked at anything that moved. One night, thieves were going into the cars on our street taking whatever they could, including a bag of chips from one car-then they went into the neighbor's garage and of course, Prince barked up a storm. No one cared...we were shouting out the window at the dog to shut up...his owners never investigated and discovered the next morning that they'd been robbed.
Moral: big dog don't mean shit unless his bite is worse than his bark.
Sorry, Fly...I've been robbed a few times, including at knifepoint-I feel your disgust.

what a really shitty feeling too eh?


knifepoint?????.......wtf?

you kicked his ass i hope.

To bad you can't do like we did last week----caught a S O B breaking into
a motor home---he jumped out the window and headed for the fence---
First shot was a warning---the second caught him right in the back of the head....
He was dead before he hit the ground....

and this was at night, and he was running away....Texas law says it was a clean shoot...no charges were filed....

Break ins are way down...

ya' know.......our laws are so lax that any maggott can get away w/ anything.........brutal man....just brutal.

i myself couldn't shoot anybody but i'll tell ya'.......had i been face to face,the bastard would be wishin' it was last tuesday.

oi vey, flyman...

i got a little story for ya.
this ain't nothing compared to your recent robberies.... but maybe this might make you laugh? maybe? big ol' bad bern fightin' crime in her own hood. yknow. ;)
so here's the story....


so we have major construction going on in addition to remodeling the rest of our home. yknow.
so there's this big green fugly outhouse in front of our house. attractive? no. but it is for the workers & i appreciate that they don't hafta track their muddy dirt feet through my house for their human necessary relief. yes.

well, i just looked out my front window & what do i see?
holy effing shit.
there's this young <strike>boy</strike> man taking a leak OUTSIDE of the outhouse.
i don't think twice.
i ran out there & busted him mid-stream.
"what the hell are you doing?!!!" he continues to piss.
"STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!!"
he continues to piss.
louder now : "STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!"
he zips.
"WHO ARE YOU?"
he sez his name is Jeff.
i said, "are you a friend of Jeff?" (we have a Jeff, son of my next-door neighbor) living with his dad (again).
he said yeah.
i said, "well, why in the hell didn't you knock on their door & ask them to use their bathroom??"
he had no explanation. just a scared blank face.
i said, "i could call the cops on you right now. you could be arrested for lewd behavior."
"oh please please please, don't call the cops!"
i said, "well, go knock on your friend's door RIGHT NOW & ask to use their bathroom."
"i don't need to, i'm done."
"no, you're not! i made you quit. GO! GO NOW!!!! GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
he hurriedly walked to their front door & i followed him repeating NOW! GO! GO! pointing the way all the way to the front door.
he rings the doorbell.
the door opened instantly as father & son surely had heard my disgusted exclamations.
i repeated that i could have him arrested for lewd behavior.
father & son begin giving him the WTF talk & i feel sure they finished him off well.

BROAD DAYLIGHT. NOON.
*shakes head*

i just hope he never forgets.
that sort of behavior is UNACCEPTABLE.

weird thing is... WHY didn't he go INSIDE of the construction workers' porta-potty?

that sucks fly.
there are a lot of shit eating bastards out there.

have you thought about keeping your new tools in the house, replacing the chain or lock on the shed and filling the shed with fire crackers that are rigged to go off when someone tries trips the entry wire trap.

hmmm... thats kind of a bit 'Home Alone', but heck, it would be funny to capture on night vision camera some punk ass thief breaking into your shed and copping a mouthful of BOOM!!!

Dunno if you've ever been INSIDE of a porta-potty or not but they are fuckin disgusting. Mud, shit, and piss everywhere sometimes even puke on top of the putrid smell. However I wouldn't a stood out there at freakin noon right in front of the thing pissing on it. If I have to do business like that I find a nice alley in back of a house with a nice bushy tree. But considering my friends house was just right there...I mean I doubt he was like "NO! NO! I can't make it any further! (zip) AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH SHIT THATS GOOD!" Thats pretty fuckin funny. Piss prolly wasn't the only thing coming out of him at the time.

Asta!!

To give my favorite Pee Wee Herman quote:
"Kill them. Kill them a lot."

damn, flyman- I'm sorry. That blows- someone must know your house and your time schedule pretty well. If I were you, I would analyze the factors in which made them choose your place. Figure out what you need to do. Beware Of Dog signs at least (if not a dog), alarm system (and posts/stickers), one of those fake security cam's, somehow making it look like you're home when you're not (leaving a light on, etc.).......there are many options that could prevent or scare away thieves. I know it sucks, I've had it happen to me........but take initiative in what you can do from here so that it won't happen again. Be smarter than the thieves.