BoCo

I just got finished emailing PETA my monthly obnoxious letter. Today's little bit of annoyance went like this:

(subject)I'm so sorry...

...but I seem to have gotten juicy calf blood all over my brand new Polo shirt while I was stuffing my fat American face.

Pardon me while I go shoot my guns at beer bottles and watch a fight movie and a football game. Hey, that reminds me: we need some more hotdogs and pig skins! WooooHoooooo!!!

--Aaron

p.s. You people are truely disturbed. Fuck you.

It's just a little something I like to do to keep them on their toesies. Anyway, I got the usually automated reply email:

Thank you for contacting PETA. Please know that if your e-mail message reports an animal emergency, you will receive a response as soon as possible. However, due to the volume of e-mail we receive, dispatching e-mail messages to the proper party may take one or two days. Therefore, we ask that, if this is an emergency and an animal is in imminent danger, you call our office immediately at 757-622-7382 (if you are calling between 6 p.m. and 8:30 a.m. EST, please listen carefully to the recording for emergency instructions).

I think we could all find "an animal in imminent danger" if we really tried. How's about you go make a call and spice up your day. Or, send them an email: info@peta-online.org

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shalafi

well that certainly cheered up my sunday hehe

phredgreen

i think i saw an animal in imminent danger on my way home from camping today... he had already been run over five or six times by the time my car rolled over him and he looked as if he was in imminent danger of becoming inedible if he was left there on the roadway much longer...

alas, it was going downhill and i wasn't going to slow from 85 (around a 50 mph curve) to nothing just to save this poor creature from further vehicular molestation... mebbe i should keep peta on the speed-dial and call them with all my roadkill sightings.

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BoCo

Perhaps we all should, phred..... perhaps we all should.....

hehehe

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teph

wow, haven't laughed like that at my computer screen in quite some time . . .

reconmike

Oh please report me, I went trout fishing today and caught 4 really nice rainbows, before leaving I did what any caring fisherman would do, I looped off their heads to save them the pain of suffocating.

I admit I am a fish killer, someone help me!

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krwlz

this is great! i hope ypu dont mind if we borrow your idea boco and add our obnoxious emails to the bunch!


edit: i took the idea and ran...my email went like this

I just saw an animal in imminent distress!!!

i need to explain the situation first...i was out blowing a few rounds from my .22 minding my own bussiness, when this bird managed to fly right in front of my gun!! now i didnt want anything bad to happen, so i pulled the shot, and instead hit this innocent squirrel right square in the head!! I felt so bad, and it was definatly distressful, so i deced to do the only thing i could in that situation....

skin 'im, gut 'im, and roast em! He was definatly distressed, kinda tough....

I thought that you would be interested in knowing this.