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Fly 10-16-2004 06:33 AM

a little something for paddyjoe
 
Hair of the dog......Nazareth


Heart breaker soul shaker
I've been told about you
Steamroller midnight shoulder
What they been saying' must be true

Red hot mama
Down light charmer
Time's come to pay your dues

chorus;
Now you're messin' with a
Son of a bitch
Now your messin' with a
Son of a bitch
Now your messin' with a
Son of a bitch
Now your messin' with a
Son of a bitch

Talking jiving poison ivy
You ain't gonna cling to me
Man taker bone faker
I ain't so blind I can't see


Red hot mama
Down light charmer
Time's come to pay your dues

chorus solo

chorus chorus chorus




http://www.john-martin.be/img72dpi/guinness.jpg

Fly 10-16-2004 06:34 AM

even though you kick the livin' shit outta me in here.......


thanks for the laughs joe.........you freakin' weirdo.

tecoyah 10-16-2004 06:59 AM

I still owe you one on Daught.....glad you're here Paddy

Fly 10-16-2004 07:28 AM

http://www.dube.com/hat/images/Hats.jpg




hey joe!!!!!!!




you know what to do with these hats right? :D

ngdawg 10-16-2004 10:09 AM

Hendrix Jimi HEY JOE lyrics
Artist: Hendrix Jimi
Album: Radio One
Title: HEY JOE
Text: HEY JOE, WHERE YOU GOIN' WITH THAT GUN OF YOURS
HEY JOE, I SAID WHERE YOU GOIN' WITH THAT GUN IN YOUR HAND
I'M GOIN' DOWN TO SHOOT MY LADY
YOU KNOW I CAUGHT HER MESSIN' 'ROUND WITH ANOTHER MAN
YEAH, I'M GOIN' DOWN TO SHOOT MY LADY
YOU KNOW I CAUGHT HER MESSIN' 'ROUND WITH ANOTHER MAN
AND A THAT AIN'T COOL

A HEY JOE, I SAID, I HEARD YOU SHOT YOUR MAMMA DOWN
YOU SHOT HER DOWN NOW
A HEY JOE, I SAID, I HEARD YOU SHOT YOUR OLD LADY DOWN
YOU SHOT HER DOWN

YES, I DID, I SHOT HER
YOU KNOW I CAUGHT HER MESSIN' ROUND MESSIN' ROUND TOWN
UH, YES I DID I SHOT MY OLD LADY
YOU KNOW I CAUGHT MY OLD LADY MESSIN' 'ROUND TOWN
THEN GAVE HER THE GUN
AND I SHOT HER

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT
YEAH
ALRIGHT

HEY JOE,
WHERE YOU GONNA RUN TO NOW WHERE YOU GONNA GO
HEY JOE, I SAID
WHERE YOU GONNA RUN TO NOW WHERE YOU GONNA GO
HE SAID
I'M GOIN' WAY DOWN SOUTH
WAY DOWN TO MEXICO WAY
I'M GOIN' WAY DOWN SOUTH
WAY DOWN WHERE I CAN BE FREE
AIN'T NO ONE GONNA MESS WITH ME
AIN'T NO HANG-MAN GONNA
HE ISN'T GONNA PUT A ROPE AROUND ME
YEAH DIG, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT RIGHT NOW
I GOTTA GO NOW
HEY, JOE
YOU BETTER RUN ON DOWN
GOODBYE EVERYBODY
HEY HEY JOE

paddyjoe 10-16-2004 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
http://www.dube.com/hat/images/Hats.jpg


you know what to do with these hats right? :D


Oh right, I'm the weirdo?!?

paddyjoe 10-16-2004 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ngdawg
HEY JOE, I SAID WHERE YOU GOIN' WITH THAT GUN IN YOUR HAND


must be chasin some fly :D

paddyjoe 10-16-2004 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tecoyah
I still owe you one on Daught.....glad you're here Paddy


Love to knock back a few tecoyah

will you have more fun before or after election day? :lol:

Fly 10-16-2004 01:03 PM

i knew you had a rough idea of what i meant but,here's a li'l refresher i figured you could use again joe. :D



Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
it's for bern only joe............sorry man


but hey........you could go fuck your hat for me though. :D





winning



remember that joe?

splck 10-16-2004 03:44 PM

flyman, save your breath... joe's down on the beach..

http://fotm.rotten.com/fotm/hat.jpg

Fly 10-16-2004 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by splck
flyman, save your breath... joe's down on the beach..

http://fotm.rotten.com/fotm/hat.jpg


BWAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAAAAHA..............*BREATH*...........BWAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA :D



ABSOTIVELY POSILUTLY FUCKIN' AWESOME SPLCK...........


....AND YES I'M YELLING..... :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:





*he hammered you good joe...........*




:thumbsup:

paddyjoe 10-16-2004 06:18 PM

DON'T LET ME BE MISUNDERSTOOD


Baby, do you understand me now
Sometimes I feel a little mad
Well don't you know that no-one alive
Can always be an angel
When things go wrong I seem to be bad

I'm just a soul who's intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood

Baby, sometimes I'm so carefree
With a joy that's hard to hide
And sometimes it seems that
All I have to do is worry
And then you're bound to see my other side

I'm just a soul who's intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood

If I seem edgy, I want you to know
That I never mean to take it out on you
Life has it's problems and I get my share
And that's one thing I never mean to do

'cause I love you
Oh, oh, oh, baby, don't you know I'm human
Have thoughts like any other one
Sometimes I find myself alone and regretting
Some foolish thing, some little simple thing I've done

I'm just a soul who's intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood

Yes, I'm just a soul who's intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood

Yes, I'm just a soul who's intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood

Yes, I'm just a soul who's intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood

Seandq 10-16-2004 06:21 PM

This is going to be one hell of a feud between you two.

Fremen 10-16-2004 08:25 PM

<img src='http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-10/855057/_ascrewball.jpg'>'s.....the lot of ya! :D

Fly 10-16-2004 09:08 PM

i was thinkin' more along the lines of........http://heartrateup.com/wingnut.jpg

ngdawg 10-16-2004 09:37 PM

maybe more like:

http://alleyooptheclown.com/pictures/clowns.jpg

Fly 10-17-2004 05:23 AM

http://www.gospelcom.net/ihs/images/thorns.jpg


http://www.neystadt.org/john/album/T...cia-Thorns.jpg


just a little somethin' for my favorite prick. :D


i can't photoshop the hell outta you so i'll get you some how. :thumbsup:

paddyjoe 10-17-2004 05:53 AM

I've been to that circus dawg, but then had nightmares about this one...

The fly circus!!!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...wnswithfly.jpg



God save us....... :D

Fly 10-17-2004 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
I've been to that circus dawg, but then had nightmares about this one...

The fly circus!!!





God save us....... :D




he ain't gonna help you joe........ :hmm:

Fly 10-17-2004 07:26 AM

here........these might help.


http://www.newtonrep.net/images/Newco_Flyswatters.jpg

bernadette 10-17-2004 08:18 AM

psst paddyjoe... i think flyman wants you to spank him...

sounds kinky, eh?

paddyjoe 10-17-2004 08:36 AM

that's not funny, that's sick :lol:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...pankmonkey.gif

Fly 10-17-2004 08:36 AM

buck up pal..........you know you want too.


are ya' scared joefreak?

paddyjoe 10-17-2004 08:44 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...yjoe/cam41.jpg


freak show joe

hehehe

Fly 10-17-2004 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernadette
psst paddyjoe... i think flyman wants you to spank him...

sounds kinky, eh?




(i knew the crazy broad would show up)


*opens mouth,inserts foot,awaits onslaught*

bernadette 10-17-2004 02:41 PM

crazy... ok, i can live with that.

broad.... ahem... are you calling me wide? as in <b>F A T</b> ???

answer carefully, mister fly. please, take your time....

Fly 10-18-2004 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernadette
crazy... ok, i can live with that.

broad.... ahem... are you calling me wide? as in <b>F A T</b> ???

answer carefully, mister fly. please, take your time....


i'm not calling you fat bern...........i called you crazy.....which you are. :crazy:


the broad part falls under the female catagory.......not the wide or fat one.


*knows he stirred the pot on that one* :D

Fly 10-19-2004 03:27 AM

mornin' joe.........time to take your head outta your ass and wake up eh. :D


http://www.averagejoeshmoe.com/bigpic2.jpg

paddyjoe 10-19-2004 03:49 AM

*sigh*

bastards

Fly 10-19-2004 10:54 AM

hey joe.......it's 12 o'clock somewhere......


top shelf,on the right.........those are for you.


:thumbsup:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...reloadbeer.jpg

Fly 10-19-2004 10:54 AM

and leave my pot alone........it's all i have at the moment.

ngdawg 10-19-2004 07:51 PM

Dr. Hook
Album: Miscellaneous
Title: Freakers Ball
Text: Well there's gonna be a freakers ball
Tonight at the freakers hall
And you know, you're invited one and all

Come on babies grease your lips
Grab your hats and swing your hips
Don't forget to bring your whips
We're going to the freakers ball

Blow your whistle and bang your gong
Roll up something to take along
It feels so good it must be wrong
We're freakin at the freakers ball

Where all the fags and the dykes they're boogyin' together
The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

The FBI are dancing with the junkies
All the straights, are swinging with the fogies
Across the floor and up the wall
We're freakin at the freakers ball
Yall, we're freakin at the freakers ball

Everybody's kissing each other
Brother with sister, son with mother
Smear my body up with butter
Take me to the freakers ball

Pass that roach please and pour the wine
I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine
I'm gonna boogie till i go blind
We're freakin at the freakers ball

White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadist and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

Everybody's fallin' in batches
Pyromaniacs striking matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
Freaking at the freakers ball

paddyjoe 10-20-2004 03:47 AM

Hahahaha nice dawg. Somehow I seem to remember a few of those parties.



and fly, you open that door to me and all is fair game

Fly 10-21-2004 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
and fly, you open that door to me and all is fair game




okay then...........the coors lite is yours ,and i'll take the guinness :thumbsup:



*can't beleive how easy that was*

Fly 10-21-2004 08:24 PM

http://www.patandamy.com/Pictures/Me...ngue%20Out.JPG

Fly 10-21-2004 08:25 PM

oh yeah..........hey joe!!!!


....eat me like an oreo cookie....

paddyjoe 10-22-2004 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
....eat me like an oreo cookie....

How's that.....fly style,deep fried?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...ried-Oreos.jpg

crazy canooks :crazy:

Fly 10-23-2004 07:06 AM

http://www.lvpaws.org/photogallery/photocats/oreob.jpg


Adult - Female
I am just like an Oreo cookie -- black and white and deliciously sweet. When you meet me, you would never guess the hardships that I've experienced. I once had a home but I was discarded like a piece of trash. They got me spayed and had me declawed and then threw me into a feral (wild cat) colony. I was always hungry and could never find enough to eat. When I was rescued, I was severely malnourished. The vet discovered that I am diabetic. When I heard that, I was really scared. I thought that meant I was going to die. But it didn't. It just meant that I had to have a special type of food and daily shots of insulin to help me control my blood sugar level. I never fuss about getting my shots because I know they make me feel better. Due to the tender loving care I have gotten from my foster mom, I have gained weight and I'm looking good!





isn't she cute joe!!!!!! :D

paddyjoe 10-23-2004 09:36 AM

yer really tugging at my heartstrings now, fly.





*Bastard*

Fly 10-23-2004 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
yer really tugging at my heartstrings now, fly.





*Bastard*


quit your snivelin'.........you ain't got any heartstrings in there..........


this i know from all the shit and abuse you hand me..... :hmm:


*bastard*


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