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Jonsgirl · 10-27-2004, 11:42 PM

which really isn't

Coppertop · 10-28-2004, 10:52 AM

all that tasty.

rfra3645 · 10-28-2004, 04:02 PM

when all of

shaggs_manoa · 10-28-2004, 08:14 PM

a sudden my

arriana_l · 10-28-2004, 08:34 PM

father came in

Bustello · 10-28-2004, 09:21 PM

and told me

FngKestrel · 10-28-2004, 11:52 PM

Offtopic: Is someone going to compile these phrases into their full sentences?

shaggs_manoa · 10-29-2004, 02:12 AM

to get off

paddyjoe · 10-29-2004, 03:34 AM

the damn phone

10-29-2004, 09:28 PM

and do some

Bustello · 10-29-2004, 09:39 PM

house cleaning because

leo_cote · 10-29-2004, 10:13 PM

if you don't

victorjara · 10-29-2004, 10:25 PM

the crusted catpuke

Coppertop · 10-30-2004, 12:27 AM

will no longer

Jonsgirl · 10-30-2004, 12:39 AM

be good to

paddyjoe · 10-30-2004, 04:42 AM

flavor my coffee.

10-30-2004, 11:57 AM

I just decided

Rdr4evr · 10-30-2004, 12:01 PM

that I'm sick

10-30-2004, 12:04 PM

of his bullshit

paddyjoe · 10-30-2004, 12:48 PM

so I whacked

victorjara · 10-30-2004, 03:23 PM

off with my

arriana_l · 11-03-2004, 05:47 AM

fake rubber hand

11-03-2004, 11:05 AM

and it felt

Coppertop · 11-03-2004, 11:28 AM

just like a

combatmedicjen · 11-03-2004, 10:40 PM

vagina, except that

Rdr4evr · 11-03-2004, 11:22 PM

it was oddly

arriana_l · 11-04-2004, 08:54 AM

misshapen due to

Stug · 11-04-2004, 09:07 AM

twenty-five years of...

Coppertop · 11-04-2004, 12:01 PM

endlessly sticking it

Coppertop · 11-04-2004, 12:28 PM

in the blender.

Coppertop · 11-04-2004, 12:37 PM

The story thus far:

Quote:

Walking home one Thursday completely naked, I ran into a police officer. I told him "Want a doughnut?" And he said “Not as much as I want to be naked with your mom.” “My mom is naked and horny. Wanna meet her?” “Yes I do!” “But first I have to scratch this sticker off the back of this beer bottle before I bash your face with my magic wand.” Then she said “Please, you must help that poor donkey cross the girl's high-heeled legs because he wants to achieve an award winning medal, somersault past the homeless guy who ate my dog.” But your mom said "What in tarnation is that donkey doing with those donuts that he received from Santa's newest reindeer, Laszlo the red assed baboon mix?” and licked the icing from Laszlo's itchy red rash under the green Jolly Rancher stuck where the sun refused to shine. Then she gently felt and jerked the deer meat until it was oozing with juicy, creamy, happy sauce. All bestiality aside - the last place donkey doing with a massive load of horse poo. I love this country. Where else can you eat deep fat fried Oreo cookies without feeling the least bit sick, until you have had deep fried sick? Meanwhile, everyone's favorite place, fuzzy and warm, is the womb of their favorite, most popular Japanese pop idol: William Hung, who everyone forgot about and is currently shining shoes in South Africa with Ron Jeremy, wearing your mother's pink feather boa and hot pink shoes. In the middle of the night I sit here roughly handling my business when my grandmother walks in and says; "Holy shit, what are you doing with that massive pink boa on your head and nothing up inside your little hairy butthole?” After I cried my salty tear I slammed my finger in the big keg's bunghole and said "Where can I get a giant, smelly piece of B******P?” What is B*****P? It's the beefsoup. So then I licked a butthole that reeked of my mother's rancid vaginal cottage cheese which really isn't all that tasty. When all of a sudden my father came in and told me to "get off the damn phone and do some house cleaning because if you don't the crusted catpuke will no longer be good to flavor my coffee." I just decided that I'm sick of his bullshit so I whacked off with my fake rubber hand and it felt just like a vagina, except that it was oddly misshapen due to twenty-five years of endlessly sticking it in the blender.

That woulda been easier had people paid attention to grammar and spelling.

paddyjoe · 11-04-2004, 07:51 PM

That is some fine prose. It's as fine as some of the Steven King that I've read, but without as many words.

Ok Coppertop, why don't you begin chapter two.

Coppertop · 11-04-2004, 09:33 PM

New sentence? Fair enough. Here goes:

It was a

shaggs_manoa · 11-05-2004, 12:24 AM

dark and stormy

FngKestrel · 11-05-2004, 01:33 AM

night, one filled

Stug · 11-05-2004, 03:37 AM

with apprehension and

--- This could be a poem! ---

Coppertop · 11-05-2004, 11:07 AM

mystery. I was

Noob · 11-05-2004, 11:08 AM

a little shocked

leo_cote · 11-05-2004, 12:24 PM

too see my

paddyjoe · 11-05-2004, 03:40 PM

dog peeing on

10-27-2004, 11:42 PM	#121 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	which really isn't __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

10-28-2004, 04:02 PM	#123 (permalink)
rfra3645 Crazy Location: geff il	when all of __________________ this post is a natural product made from recycled electrons. the slight variations in spelling, grammar and punctuation enhance its individual character and individuality and are in no way to be considered flaws or defects. if you cant read my post i dont want to hear about it move on. thanks

10-28-2004, 08:14 PM	#124 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	a sudden my __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!

10-28-2004, 08:34 PM	#125 (permalink)
arriana_l Upright Location: louisiana	father came in __________________ "I live this life until this life won't let me live here anymore Then I will walk yes I will walk With patience through that open door I have no fears, angels follow me wherever I may go I live this life until this life won't let me live here anymore"

10-29-2004, 02:12 AM	#128 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	to get off __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!

10-28-2004, 10:52 AM	#122 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	all that tasty.

10-28-2004, 09:21 PM	#126 (permalink)
Bustello Upright	and told me

10-28-2004, 11:52 PM	#127 (permalink)
FngKestrel Junkie	Offtopic: Is someone going to compile these phrases into their full sentences?

10-29-2004, 03:34 AM	#129 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	the damn phone

10-29-2004, 09:28 PM	#130 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	and do some

10-29-2004, 09:39 PM	#131 (permalink)
Bustello Upright	house cleaning because

10-29-2004, 10:13 PM	#132 (permalink)
leo_cote Insane Location: St-H Canada	if you don't __________________ Hockey is my drug, Go Habs Go !!!

10-29-2004, 10:25 PM	#133 (permalink)
victorjara Upright	the crusted catpuke

10-30-2004, 12:27 AM	#134 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	will no longer

10-30-2004, 12:39 AM	#135 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	be good to __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

11-03-2004, 10:40 PM	#145 (permalink)
combatmedicjen Banned	vagina, except that

11-03-2004, 11:22 PM	#146 (permalink)
Rdr4evr Banned	it was oddly

10-30-2004, 04:42 AM	#136 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	flavor my coffee.

10-30-2004, 11:57 AM	#137 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	I just decided

10-30-2004, 12:01 PM	#138 (permalink)
Rdr4evr Banned	that I'm sick

10-30-2004, 12:04 PM	#139 (permalink)
Xepidemic Guest	of his bullshit

10-30-2004, 12:48 PM	#140 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	so I whacked

10-30-2004, 03:23 PM	#141 (permalink)
victorjara Upright	off with my

11-03-2004, 05:47 AM	#142 (permalink)
arriana_l Upright Location: louisiana	fake rubber hand __________________ "I live this life until this life won't let me live here anymore Then I will walk yes I will walk With patience through that open door I have no fears, angels follow me wherever I may go I live this life until this life won't let me live here anymore"

11-03-2004, 11:05 AM	#143 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	and it felt

11-03-2004, 11:28 AM	#144 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	just like a

11-04-2004, 08:54 AM	#147 (permalink)
arriana_l Upright Location: louisiana	misshapen due to __________________ "I live this life until this life won't let me live here anymore Then I will walk yes I will walk With patience through that open door I have no fears, angels follow me wherever I may go I live this life until this life won't let me live here anymore"

11-04-2004, 09:07 AM	#148 (permalink)
Stug Crazy Location: UK	twenty-five years of... __________________ and so ends the thought process for another day...

11-04-2004, 12:01 PM	#149 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	endlessly sticking it

11-04-2004, 12:28 PM	#150 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	in the blender.

11-04-2004, 07:51 PM	#152 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	That is some fine prose. It's as fine as some of the Steven King that I've read, but without as many words. Ok Coppertop, why don't you begin chapter two.

11-04-2004, 09:33 PM	#153 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	New sentence? Fair enough. Here goes: It was a

11-05-2004, 12:24 AM	#154 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	dark and stormy __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!

11-05-2004, 01:33 AM	#155 (permalink)
FngKestrel Junkie	night, one filled

11-05-2004, 03:37 AM	#156 (permalink)
Stug Crazy Location: UK	with apprehension and --- This could be a poem! --- __________________ and so ends the thought process for another day...

11-05-2004, 11:07 AM	#157 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	mystery. I was

11-05-2004, 11:08 AM	#158 (permalink)
Noob Upright	a little shocked