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Old 10-20-2004, 12:53 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Survivor and Celebrity Dancing on different channels at the same bloody time!!!

Had to listen to my workmates talk about Gabrielle Ritchens' tits all day...
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Old 10-20-2004, 04:29 AM   #42 (permalink)
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* People who drive towards you with their high beams on
* People who don't indicate when driving
* People who drink and drive
Pretty much my top three. Ella for next PM
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Old 10-20-2004, 12:04 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Teehee....funny bugger, hey Madd?


Slow moving supermarket queues. Or joining the one you thought was the fastest only to find out it is now the slowest.

Rental properties that look totally different on the 'net to how they look in real life, ie: smaller, crappier, dirtier.
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Old 10-20-2004, 10:10 PM   #44 (permalink)
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More driving annoyances..

People who don't understand how to use roundabouts.
People who can't park between the lines
People who run red lights
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Old 10-21-2004, 01:36 AM   #45 (permalink)
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Ok... here's what pisses me off.

- The Monash Freeway from 4pm to 6pm!
- Telstra. Everything about them.
- Banks. See above.
- DVD's you buy then they come out Special Edition 6 months later.
- The fact that Hawthorn hasn't beaten Essenscum in about 7 years.

other then that i'm pretty cool with most things.

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Old 10-21-2004, 01:49 AM   #46 (permalink)
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People from singles sites that look totally different on the 'net to how they look in real life, ie: smaller, crappier, dirtier.


See the Bombers fly up, up...
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Old 10-21-2004, 03:11 AM   #47 (permalink)
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- The Monash Freeway from 4pm to 6pm!
Havn't done this yet and I sure as hell dont plan to anytime soon Here's anothing thing to add to my list;

*One particular person who purposly called from their mobile to my phone line (the one that im dialed into the net from) when I had them on the ropes in warcraft. Fingers crossed i'll get them back tonight
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Old 10-21-2004, 03:21 AM   #48 (permalink)
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Channel surfing after Kath and Kim and getting sucked into watching This Is Your Life with Steve Irwin. Fuck.
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Old 10-21-2004, 03:24 AM   #49 (permalink)
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This thread should probably be called Room101, but I've got a few to add to the growing list:

- Packets of bacon: You struggle to hack into them and they never re-seal easily.
- Drivers who don't know how to use their rear view mirror.
- Weak / wet handshakes when you meet people.
- People who whistle aimless tunes just to fill a silence.

O.K I'm done venting now...
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Old 10-21-2004, 03:09 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Poor Bradford in The Apprentice
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Old 10-21-2004, 09:53 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Women who wear stockings with open toe shoes.
Women who wear anklets over stockings.
Women over 30 who wear anklets.
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Old 10-21-2004, 11:40 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Australian-Fucking-Idol... Guy Sebastian.. etc. etc. (Sorry Ella)

The time between when you want a drink.. and when you can drink... (at work)
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Old 10-22-2004, 12:14 AM   #53 (permalink)
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Haha...no worries, Latch. It's not everyone's cup of green tea.

The bugs that splattered on the windscreen and front of my brand new ve-hic-le during my trip to Brisbane pissed me off today, big time.
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Old 10-22-2004, 12:34 AM   #54 (permalink)
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People from singles sites that look totally different on the 'net to how they look in real life, ie: smaller, crappier, dirtier.
you mean I don't look as metro in real life?
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Old 10-22-2004, 02:51 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Chicks that drag you home and change straight into their pyjamas and give you nothing. Seeing as though it was the receptionist at the gym I'll let her off... this time.
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Old 10-22-2004, 04:05 PM   #56 (permalink)
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people (especially business) who say they will ring you (ring you back) but don't
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Old 10-23-2004, 07:38 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Home telephones. I hate the bastards.
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Old 10-24-2004, 12:16 AM   #58 (permalink)
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Being an absolute dickhead while pissed one night.. then spending the next day thinking about who you have to apologise to and what you should say...
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Old 10-24-2004, 02:08 AM   #59 (permalink)
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that celebrity dancing is definitely in this category
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Old 10-24-2004, 10:56 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Latch... you got a pearler right there. Fuck I hate that.
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Old 10-25-2004, 12:28 AM   #61 (permalink)
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That day is usually know as "Sunday" to most other people.
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Old 10-25-2004, 03:13 AM   #62 (permalink)
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Dumb fucking Aussies voting out the single most interesting Idol contestant tonight.
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Old 10-25-2004, 03:37 AM   #63 (permalink)
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Dumb fucking Aussies voting out the single most interesting Idol contestant tonight.
Amen sister! Hayley should've been goooonnnneeee! or bloody "never smile" Casey.
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Old 10-25-2004, 03:47 AM   #64 (permalink)
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Too freakin' right about Hayley, and tho' I love Casey's voice, she can't string three words together. Courtney is way too full of himself and Anthony has the comp in his tiny little hand already. But Chanel....well, she was just a ray of sunshine....*sigh*
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Old 10-25-2004, 04:30 AM   #65 (permalink)
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Poor Bradford in The Apprentice
How cocky was he though? Honestly didnt see it coming but trumpy obviously knows what hes doing. That asian chick couldnt organise a root in a brothel.
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Old 10-25-2004, 04:32 AM   #66 (permalink)
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I hate Chanel. Fuck I'm glad she's gone. Worst performance ever on Sunday night... my TV still has the shits.
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Old 10-25-2004, 04:32 AM   #67 (permalink)
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getting all my bloody uni assignments done in the last week of the semester.

Different semester, same problem.
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Old 10-26-2004, 04:20 AM   #68 (permalink)
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Walking all the way to the club cause the news just said Marto and Clarke were going crazy in the cricket, but when you get there Marto, Gilly, and Warne are all out and the rest is a block-fest.
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Old 10-26-2004, 09:51 AM   #69 (permalink)
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Watching the international rules football vs Ireland the other night, and the reffing was heeeeps biased early on.
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Old 10-26-2004, 04:17 PM   #70 (permalink)
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Survivor and Celebrity Dancing on different channels at the same bloody time!!!
Is the problem there is nothing else to watch??? or the fact you watch both of them
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Old 11-03-2004, 07:44 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Watched the dancing while the Pleasure Machine was on, Bec and that vet chick were also worth a view...
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Old 11-05-2004, 11:14 PM   #72 (permalink)
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How Daryl Somers ever got another gig. That pisses me off insurmountably.
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Old 11-06-2004, 05:29 AM   #73 (permalink)
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How Daryl Somers ever got another gig. That pisses me off insurmountably.
leave the man alone, he's funny
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Old 11-06-2004, 05:40 AM   #74 (permalink)
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Funny as a fucking fart in a space suit!!!
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Old 11-06-2004, 12:15 PM   #75 (permalink)
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How Daryl Somers ever got another gig. That pisses me off insurmountably.
He got another gig? Where! You are kidding right.
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Old 11-06-2004, 03:13 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Yeah, he hosts that crappy new dancing show Meri loves.
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Old 11-07-2004, 01:51 AM   #77 (permalink)
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Funny as a fucking fart in a space suit!!!
Gotta agree with Ella on this one. He may have been funny when I was about 7 or 8 years old, but I'm older now.
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Old 11-07-2004, 05:40 PM   #78 (permalink)
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I hate it when your mates do everything they can to break your balls when you're trying to pick up a chick, including lying* about your age.


*telling the truth
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Old 11-07-2004, 05:43 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Funny as a fucking fart in a space suit!!!
well farts are the universal joke you know...
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Old 11-11-2004, 12:40 AM   #80 (permalink)
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