What Superpower Would You Have?

[Eviltree]

Lets for a second say that everyone on the planet had a superpower that was unique to them. What would yours be, and why? I'm not talking about what you would LIKE to have, I'm talking about what one most suits your personality/physical attributes/mental state. For example, if you are a person who is good at discerning how other people are feeling, then your power would be somthing akin to mind reading.

[XenuHubbard]

Giving people instant orgasms for as long as I want to.

Hey, wait, I already have that one.

Okay;

Being able to stop time and move around while doing it, without the friction from the air molecules setting me on fire.

[Meridae'n]

I was going to say invisibility, but on close thought i'll take XH's as well... that would make things all too easy...

[Midlandmadman]

stopping time would be cool......... but others wouldnt be able to interact with you.... only you doing stuff to people while they are frozen in time..... I think that would be boring after awhile.....I don't think I'd like to be indestructable either..... what fun is that if there is no danger.....how about....... something like the movie Groundhog day..... Going back in time to stop things before they happen or to get the lotto numbers right this time.... Yeah, going back in time 24 hours would be a cool thing to be able to do.

[rogue49]

Human computer
Being able to absorb knowledge at will, very fast.
and retaining all that information, to be recalled at will.

All the while keeping my "normal" human thought processes.

[bender]

edited..

[~springrain]

femme fatale fat fighter... *maniacle laughter*

[Glory's Sun]

Invisibility would be awesome.. you could do all sorts of fun things.. like get into any club for free

[Eviltree]

I think some people may have not read the entire post. Its not the power you would like to have, but what one somewhat relates to yourself.

[P3RL1QU1N]

Instant teleportation is infact the best super power...it allows you to do something most other super plus some...you can fly rob places, get into places spy on people never die escape from any location imaginable...top that, oh thats right you cant i own all

[Midlandmadman]

Originally posted by Eviltree
I think some people may have not read the entire post. Its not the power you would like to have, but what one somewhat relates to yourself.

yep your right ... I'm stupid..... I guess my superpower would be


NOT FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS MAN!!!!!!!

[rockogre]

The power to make cars and trucks just die at my whim.

Everytime I saw a jackass driver do something stupid his car would die for 24 hours. No mechanic would be able to find anything wrong.

Women putting on makeup at 70 would suddenly have plenty of time for that.

Idiots reading and driving could read while the tow truck pulled them along.

Asshole guys that think they own the road would be able to study their road at their leisure.

Moronic teenagers would suddenly be afoot.

People who pull out in front of motorcycles would never again be able to get any car to go over 10 miles an hour, and it would backfire every 3 blocks.

Drunk drivers would NEVER be able to start any car ever again.

[Bob Biter]

The complete mastery of all known human languages.

[crackpot]

The ability to drink any volume of anything without negative repercussions. Be it gallons of moonshine, or the Dead Sea, I'd use my superpower for the betterment of mankind, and to impress at parties.

"They're getting away! In a speedboat!!"
*slluuuuuurrrrrrrrppppp*
"Not anymore they're not! Thanks, Drinks-too-much-with-ease-Man!!!"

[liquid_dreams]

hummmm i can't decide bewteen teleportation or inivisabilty there both so great i think i'll have to have both its just too hard to decide

[Svetty]

My power would be to turn any situation towards hilarity through use of PUNS!

[john3030]

former smack head here i got off the shit and if anyone needs help or advice just ask ok

[bacon_masta]

i like to read a lot, i guess being able to "read" a book just by touching it.

[Paradise Lost]

The Force, hands down. Doesn't make you uber powerful, but powerful enough to kick any
normal human's ass AND force him to give you 20 bucks through mind-control!

[LeviticusMky]

I would probably have the power to help the earth fight back. plants tossing litter back in people's faces, making car exhaust miraculously exit back inside the car... that sort of thing.

Either that or have my unspoken opinions get voiced by someone else and have them get all the credit... oh, wait.....

[shaggs_manoa]

The ability to make people burst into flames by simply glaring at them. Wife says that I'm getting close to it already.

[Crack]

I would be "Creepy Old Guy at the College Parties Dude(COGCPD for short) , or Unemployed-Man.
God I suck.

[CityOfAngels]

I would be a human lie-detector. I've always been able to tell when someone is lying to me, even when all evidence says otherwise.

[Ofirethorn]

I guess my would have to be every womans best friend man