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The power to make cars and trucks just die at my whim.
Everytime I saw a jackass driver do something stupid his car would die for 24 hours. No mechanic would be able to find anything wrong.
Women putting on makeup at 70 would suddenly have plenty of time for that.
Idiots reading and driving could read while the tow truck pulled them along.
Asshole guys that think they own the road would be able to study their road at their leisure.
Moronic teenagers would suddenly be afoot.
People who pull out in front of motorcycles would never again be able to get any car to go over 10 miles an hour, and it would backfire every 3 blocks.
Drunk drivers would NEVER be able to start any car ever again.
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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom
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