For the guys of Nonsence only... :)
 

http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php


You have made 22.34375 gallons and 186.467620625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!

If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.5888888888889 football fields!

You have killed approximately 1,029,600,000,000 little swimmers.

You have killed 5720 kittens.

http://www.rothamsted.bbsrc.ac.uk/no...ages/sperm.jpg


I am curious to see who wins this one... My guess: Flyman. :thumbsup:

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I actually should be ashamed of myself. Especially since I creamed the shit out of your record haha. And thats cause thats just an estimate of what I might do average on the weekly. I'm sure sometimes it's more.

Asta!!

Wow... I got nothing on you K-Wise..

Can't believe I'm posting this....

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I might have imput something wrong... hrm
Yeh I read the 2nd box wrong, I thought it asked "how many times a year"

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Bastard.......ain't gonna be me who wins

i gave it a good attempt though.......



You have made 36.96875 gallons and 308.519154125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.6288888888889 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,703,520,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9464 kittens.




thanx crack :D

You have killed 1560 kittens.

oh

You have made 130 gallons and 1084.90252 lbs.
9.2444444444444 football fields!
approximately 5,990,400,000,000 little swimmers.
33280 kittens.

Don't you have like 300 gigs of porn too? :P

I have made 110.90625 gallons and 925.557462375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up my ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 7.8866666666667 football fields!
I have killed approximately 5,110,560,000,000 little swimmers.
I have killed 28392 kittens.

Well damn I thought I was bad. These guys must have way more free/alone time than me.

Asta!!

I am defeated.

*accepts shame humbly*

You have made 41.4375 gallons and 345.81267825 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.9466666666667 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,909,440,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 10608 kittens.

i did it and it said zero and zero

how did they know i was anatomically incorrect?


im a glorified ken doll

Just enter 999 for both fields and pick "big squirter".

there's a flaw in the ejaculator. You kill the same number of kittens and span the same # of football fields regardless of whether or not you a "little squirter" or "big squirter".