*Picturing Neo fighting all the agent Smith clones except they are all 5 year olds*

yeah... A couple months ago I was walking in a mall and a hyper little kid was walking around. I didn't see that he ran in front of me and I accidentally knocked him over. That was some major embarassment and crying (I was embarassed, the kid was crying).

I've often thought not about how many I could take at once, but how far could i kick a little kid... I figure 10 feet.

I'm a big dude. 6'3" and strong as an ox, so I figure that one punch a piece should pretty well handle it! I was thinking like the Matrix style too, but ultra_agent beat me to the visual..

But maybe like one of those campy zombie movies where I send the rest of the group ahead and start kicking kiddie ass until they eventually swarm me and start eating my brains? Yeah, that's pretty accurate!!

Yeah, I'm 100% positive I would be just like Kramer in the Karate episode of Seinfeld. I'd be rockin' one on one, but then all the five year old buddies would gang up on me and destroy me. So the answer for me is one 5 year old, I'm golden. Two, maybe. Three or more, and I 'm a dead man. Sad but true.....

I recon i could take out a good 12 or so, depends how fast and thick they were coming.

I figure I could Judo Chop my way through 20 of them. Maybe more if I tore the head off a pikachu doll and they all started crying.

LMFAO
This thread is hilarious