Scorps

Someone started this on another forum, thought it would be fun.


My GF's Shampoo


She smells so good thats why I touch her

Bill O'Rights

Right now? This exact moment? I dunno...hold on.

Ham and swiss sammich.

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"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

Rdr4evr

Mine smells like a cigarette .....disgusting.

Fly

smoke...........burnin' a fire out back today.

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stonegrody

Ritz crackers

Averett

Brownie

(as in those lovely chocolate treats, not mini-Girl Souts.. freaks...)

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Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

Glory's Sun

geesh mine too..

mb99usa

Chocolate - just ate a Kit-Kat.

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It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

Dane Bramage

I got allergies... can't smell a thing

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Scorps

Got any more?


Mine now smell like dust(just using a grinder on my rusty van floor)

Fly

went for lunch with the wife..........and burned a doobie afterwards.


fingies smell like weed now.

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Averett

I do! One more, it's all yours. I'll email it to you.

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thriolith

mmm.... cookies....

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Scorps

Awesome...thanks



My fingers now smell like hand cleaner!

uncle phil

sweat and dead skin...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

PayUp

Donuts.
Just got home from the police station.



I was talking with an officer friend of mine and yes there was not one but two boxes of donuts there.

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Born to Lose.

Fremen

Dial liquid soap. Just finished washing my sweaty pits.

Wanna smell now?

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gnort

Mine have a refreshing mint sent.

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You had me at Qapla'

Journeyman

Cigars. Sweet, though.

Boo

I wonder if anyone will say boogers?

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Back button again, I must be getting old.

:::OshnSoul:::

a faint hint of clove cigarette...........

bernadette

<font size="5">boogers!</font>

<small>heh. boogers are scented?</small>

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moonstrucksoul

my brown-eye .

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slimshaydee

I just washed them, so soap

Chingal0

Suprisingly, they smell like nothing. .. well a faint bleach smell, but barely..

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"Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

Crack

moonstrucksoul's brown-eye.

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

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fhqwhgads

Sawdust and yellow glue.

Sion

the fingers of my left hand smell like formaldehyde. those on my right hand smell like old Barbie dolls.

not gonna tell ya what I've been doing.

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Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Scorps

I don't think I want to knwo what you have been doing


Mine smell like sweat I guess...

Nancy

*sniff sniff* my fingers smell like me.. sweet and salty

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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

Bryndian_Dhai

Hrm... Mine smell like permanent marker and.... jalapenos. *grins*

Bryn

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welshbyte

Leather... I recently bought a nice new leather wallet

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shaggs_manoa

mine smell kinda like fish, they taste good too...........must be the tuna I had for dinner just now

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Dungeon_Shade

Smells like nothing. Damn allergies.

martinguerre

green apples and rum, from making applesauce. mmm!

moonstrucksoul

thanks for that, crackprogram, it brightened my day by making me laugh.
and my finger was getting tired.

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Tophat665

Tis a piquant, yet subtle melange of: Turky Bacon, Garlic, Cigarettes, Very Extra Sharp Cheddar Chees, Fumunda Cheese, Hops, Marinated Olives, Elkhound, and liquid hand soap. Right now, the soap and smokes are dominant, but it's all there.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Munku

Smells like shit! My finger pierced through the toilet paper while whipin'!

Boo

Hmmm, I expected fish and read brown-eye. Not that I am disappointed, mind you.

Mine smell like birch firewood, chainsaw oil, burnt plastic and oil (rebuilding a fire distressed generator) and meatloaf sammich w/ketchup! Yes, I washed before eating, it must be on my clothes or stuck in the shorthairs of my huge beak.


You know what they say about guys with big noses huh?






They get henious sniffles. (If you thought something else shame on you!)

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Back button again, I must be getting old.

Fly

'nother fire tonight..........so mine smell like smoke again.



......and weed too..............go figure eh.

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