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Old 09-14-2004, 11:49 AM   #81 (permalink)
Life's short, gotta hurry...
 
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Shit


Overdrawn

or

Overworked
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Old 09-14-2004, 12:17 PM   #82 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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overworked...

pick
or
shovel?
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Old 09-14-2004, 12:39 PM   #83 (permalink)
it's jam
 
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shovel...(flyman would answer the same)

spoon

or

fork
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Old 09-14-2004, 03:16 PM   #84 (permalink)
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SPOON!!!


Tick

or

Roach
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Old 09-14-2004, 03:43 PM   #85 (permalink)
it's jam
 
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pass me the roach man...

joint

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bong
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Old 09-14-2004, 04:00 PM   #86 (permalink)
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joint

zigzag whites?
or
zigzag oranges?
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Old 09-14-2004, 04:18 PM   #87 (permalink)
it's jam
 
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whites.....I'm anti horse blanket

bic

or

zippo
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Old 09-14-2004, 04:20 PM   #88 (permalink)
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zip is the king...

ronson
or
zippo fuel...
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Old 09-14-2004, 04:26 PM   #89 (permalink)
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gotta go zippo fuel.........works better.


diesel


or


propane







and splck is right......i woulda picked shovel too..........
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Old 09-14-2004, 05:15 PM   #90 (permalink)
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Propane, of course. Deisel just stinks, and you have to warm it up before you use it.

Propanol or ethanol?
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Old 09-15-2004, 01:06 PM   #91 (permalink)
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why ethanol, of course...(wish i could make those little drinky bubble things)

soda
or
water...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 09-15-2004, 01:28 PM   #92 (permalink)
it's jam
 
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water

comb

or

brush
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Old 09-15-2004, 01:44 PM   #93 (permalink)
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brush

short hair?
or
long hair?
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Old 09-15-2004, 02:53 PM   #94 (permalink)
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Long hair, Gotta be long hair or none at all.

Braid or Ponytail?
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Old 09-15-2004, 02:58 PM   #95 (permalink)
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giddy up....I'll take the ponytail

skirt
or
shorts
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Old 09-15-2004, 05:43 PM   #96 (permalink)
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skirt


wind
or
rain
 
Old 09-15-2004, 05:47 PM   #97 (permalink)
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Rain.

Hurricane or Earthquake?
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Old 09-15-2004, 06:20 PM   #98 (permalink)
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earthquake

1 hr. orgasm?
or
new ferrari?

hehe
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Old 09-15-2004, 06:29 PM   #99 (permalink)
it's jam
 
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tough one..but I'll go with the car and work on the kegels in pursuit of the other.

swimming

or

running
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Old 09-15-2004, 06:45 PM   #100 (permalink)
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swimming... gotta love the water sports

piss on

or

piss off?
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Old 09-15-2004, 06:45 PM   #101 (permalink)
pinche vato
 
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Swimming.

Cartman

or

Kenny?
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Old 09-15-2004, 06:52 PM   #102 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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double post eh..........


okay i'll go with


....piss off..........Kenny



dolly parton

or

dhalli llama
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Old 09-16-2004, 05:11 AM   #103 (permalink)
Squid
 
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Dolly Parton.


Suicide bomber

or

Homicide bomber


-Mikey
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Old 09-16-2004, 05:25 AM   #104 (permalink)
it's jam
 
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suicide

terrorist

or

freedom fighter
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Old 09-16-2004, 08:01 AM   #105 (permalink)
Junkie
 
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terrorist

cunning?
or
insanity?
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Old 09-16-2004, 09:06 AM   #106 (permalink)
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fuckin' insanity baby.........


clown

or

jester
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Old 09-16-2004, 12:17 PM   #107 (permalink)
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clown...


howdy
or
doody...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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Old 09-16-2004, 02:15 PM   #108 (permalink)
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bright colours
or
soft colours
 
Old 09-16-2004, 03:06 PM   #109 (permalink)
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my kids would say bright, but I'll go with soft.

red

or

green
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Old 09-16-2004, 04:52 PM   #110 (permalink)
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green

english
or
math
 
Old 09-17-2004, 03:23 AM   #111 (permalink)
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Toughie! I do better in English, but math certainly has it's plusses. Gotta go with English, though.

Muffins or Scones?
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Old 09-17-2004, 05:00 AM   #112 (permalink)
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muffins...........


"you ain't seen nothin' til you're down on the muffin"


butter

or

margarine
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Old 09-17-2004, 12:32 PM   #113 (permalink)
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butter...

guernsey
or
charleroi...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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Old 09-17-2004, 02:16 PM   #114 (permalink)
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Guernsey, for no real reason - it's all beef to me.

Ribs or Brisket?
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Old 09-17-2004, 05:18 PM   #115 (permalink)
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mmmmmmmm....ribs

dry?
or
wet?
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Old 09-17-2004, 05:24 PM   #116 (permalink)
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oh, well, that all depends......

but I'll say wet


oysters
or
clams
 
Old 09-18-2004, 06:18 AM   #117 (permalink)
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oysters.

raw or fried?
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Old 09-18-2004, 09:32 AM   #118 (permalink)
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raw.....


in
or
out?
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Old 09-18-2004, 09:34 AM   #119 (permalink)
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Out

George Michael or Freddy Mercury?
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Old 09-18-2004, 11:55 AM   #120 (permalink)
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Freddy


Queen

or

King
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