bernadette

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/Nomad667/obgyn.wmv

alrighty then.

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Glory's Sun

LMFAO

Priceless!

mb99usa

Brilliant!! Kerry should just run that at all of his rallies.

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bernadette

<img src="http://www.goopymart.com/hehheh/hehheh.jpg">

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Rdr4evr

OH man, that is pathetic, yet hilarious.

World's King

I wanna kick him in the teeth.

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Mephisto2

What's an obgyn?


Mr Mephisto

Cujo

A doctor in the practice of Obstetrics & Gynecology

Bobaphat

gynecologist/Obstetrician. Does anyone know what he meant by that? Didn't sound like one of his typical fumbles or mispronunciations. If it wasn't an accident, then what the hell? I guess maybe he was talking about giving loving care to children and new mothers or something. I don't get it.

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uncle phil

he was grabbing his chest as he said it, wasn't he?

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anleja

too many ob-gyns can't practice their love.

What is he trying to say? The ob-gyns are sitting in their offices, doing nothing but reading Reader's Digest, going broke because they can't perform procedures on people? I guess I need to hear this in context... but I'm sure it still'd be dumb.

I remember thinking "what the hell is he talking about" when he started talking about steroids in his State of the Union speech. That was such an odd thing to talk about...

Next he's going to propose that the fortunes in fortune cookies be written in Spanish and "Canadian" so new citizens from the south and north will feel at home here in the USA.

anleja

I'd be willing to bet you didn't find this cartoon in an ob-gyns office.

Fly

ahahahhhahhaha..........what a fucking idiot.

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splck

heheh...now that's funny.

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tropple

This makes me so sad.

When Leo Gorcey did this in the Bowery Boys movies, I used to laugh my ass off. It was so funny how he would say stupid things, never quite understanding that what he was saying was not what he thought.

Now that I've watched georgie doing this as the leader of America, well, I wish I was 5 again.

Can we have Bill Clinton back?

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rainheart

Lol you can tell he totally fakes his stances against issues like abortion or gay marriage, it's just fed to him by someone else

Fly

i couldn't agree more............and i'm a freakin' Canadian.

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Rdr4evr

Its still so difficult for me to call him "leader of the free world". Kinda scary actually.

K-Wise

What a fabulous idea. Especially the Canadian one

Asta!!

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OMFG!!!!!!!

LMAO

What made me laff even harder was watching the newsanchor's expression! Oh, I love it......

Munku

Rofl! Dyslexics Untie!

moonstrucksoul

I wanna practice love with women all across the world, new I should have gone to medical school.

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Carpe Noctem

You are are acting very dumb.

It's very obvious what he meant, so he slipped a bit....or maybe he didn't. What he actually said makes perfect sense if the person being spoken to isn't a pervert who gets his rocks off making things what they aren't.

I'm sorry, it needed to be said. You guys are acting retarded.

P.S. "Can we have Clinton back?"....Are you kidding? "I smoked, but I didn't inhale" or how about this one "depends on what your definition of "sexual relations" is." Clinton was the king of all idiots, AND he was one of the worst Presidents in American History, save Carter, of course.

Menoman

P.S. "Can we have Clinton back?"....Are you kidding? "I smoked, but I didn't inhale" or how about this one "depends on what your definition of "sexual relations" is." Clinton was the king of all idiots, AND he was one of the worst Presidents in American History, save Carter, of course.



woah.... is all I can say....

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billege

It is NOT obvious what he meant to say. We're beyond the "almost right word" type of mistake. Besides what else I think of this guy, he's got to be the worst public speaking president I've ever seen.

It's also bullshit to say the listener would have to be a pervert to think something off colour about that statement. When someone is talking about vaginas, and the profession of inspecting them, and you say "practice their love with women" it's almost impossible to not take a fucked up sexual meaning from that. It's such a mis-speak that figuring out what he DID mean is an exercise in futility.

Also, given the kind of high stakes converstations the president gets into, I don't think you want one that will accidently say some stupid shit to another country's leader. Not everyone is so willing to suck off GW and excuse his mistakes.

If Kennedy had been so unable to speak, the Cuban Missle Crisis would have ended up being a war. I can't belive this man is somehow representing me.

Where have our great leaders gone?

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bernadette

you know, you're not the first person to mistake the NONSENSE forum as a place for serious discussion.

now i ask just who the f1ck is dumb here?

for love of... get a sense of humor or find another forum.
TFP has many others available for you types to choose from.
have a nice day.

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Carpe Noctem

I have a great sense of humor...but I do not believe that some of these people in this thread are just joking around.

Using this forum for blatantly attacking President Bush seems like the wrong idea to me, not the person who defends him against a stupid misinterpretation of his speech.

I love you guys, I just think that some of the above comments were a little "too far" for Tilted Nonsense.

Menoman

how can you go too far.... for a nonsense forum...

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splck

I think nonsense is the perfect forum to talk (and laugh) about the shrub...and any other plant for that matter...

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nice line eh?

uncle phil

This thread is begging for this:


Fortunate Son
Creedence Clearwater Revival

Some folks are born made to wave the flag,
ooh, they're red, white and blue.
And when the band plays "Hail To The Chief",
oh, they point the cannon at you, Lord,

It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no senator's son,
It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no fortunate one, no,

Some folks are born silver spoon in hand,
Lord, don't they help themselves, oh.
But when the taxman come to the door,
Lord, the house look a like a rummage sale, yes,

It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no millionaire's son.
It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no fortunate one, no.

Yeh, some folks inherit star spangled eyes,
ooh, they send you down to war, Lord,
And when you ask them, how much should we give,
oh, they only answer, more, more, more, yoh,

It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no military son,
It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no fortunate one,

It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no fortunate one, no no no,
It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no fortunate son, no no no,

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

dooood...........for one.......the thread is in nonsense.......how long you been here?...........



in here.........nothing is serious man.......even pres bush......speech impediment and all......


we are tryin' to make light of all the "SHIT" that goes on in the world.......deal with it and smile!!!!




fuckin' newbies and their feelings eh?................

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LeviticusMky

Yeah! Damn newbies!!!

Screw 'em all!

er... wait...scratch that...



ummm, BUSH SUCKS!

Fly

and another great tune from uncle mysro.........


*ain't it the truth eh?*

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bundy

WOW!!!

how did i miss this great thread!?

... some lost conservative soul thinks you guys are retarded for laughing at the biggest retard in the world!!!

as for the clip... now that is pure comedy.

BRING BACK CLINTON!!!

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Tophat665

Most definitely bring back Bubba! Better fellate than never, I say.

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