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Fly · 08-30-2004, 08:10 PM

someboby help and liven the nonsense forum up a bit...........pretty fucking stagnent lately..........wtf????

........is this not a place too laugh?

make me freakin' laugh guys..........i might return the favour.........

*come on joe.............i know you of all people has a card up his sleeve.............*

you make me laugh.............take your pick...........'cept for thr green stuff in the door..........that's for me.....hehehehee......and joe ,if his sorry ass ever shows up to shoot stick and drink guinny's......

ready.............................GO....................

08-30-2004, 08:52 PM

if you get me drunk, I'll laugh........

sadistikdreams · 08-30-2004, 09:02 PM

Help.
I need somebody.
Help.
Not just anybody.
Help.

slimshaydee · 08-30-2004, 10:47 PM

guiness ay
dont drink 6 beers at the same time. BR|LL|ANT

Fremen · 08-30-2004, 11:39 PM

Helf!

Munku · 08-31-2004, 08:39 PM

Beer sucks! Nasty nasty stuff.. All alcohol is nasty nasty stuff. You are nasty nasty people!

Go_AVS · 08-31-2004, 08:53 PM

can I pop a Coors Light and figure out how I will make you laugh???

warrrreagl · 08-31-2004, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

make me freakin' laugh guys..........i might return the favour.........

So here's the shortest joke I know....

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Boo · 08-31-2004, 09:07 PM

Tis a Rich & Rare and coke night my friends!

I was at the surgeon's office today for my right shoulder. He says he won't do surgery until he shoots steroids in it for 8 weeks and I do PT. So he brings in the needle and starts cleaning the back of my shoulder (the tear is on the front). When I question his choice he tells me that he is going all the way to the front. He begins to "breechload" my shoulder, I tell him that I am getting lightheaded and then....

I woke up with a smile from a great nap with an awesome dream that I cannot remember.

Rdr4evr · 08-31-2004, 09:10 PM

Crack · 08-31-2004, 09:50 PM

found this in someone's open directory... this "Frank" guy sounds like an ass!
http://sung.producto-valvo.com/funny/

Quote:

Frank's Rules for having sex with me:

Oral Sex:
1: If you wish to speak while fellating me, you MUST raise your free =
hand and wait to be called upon. Failure to do so may result in a =
series of cock slaps to the lips and or tongue. Extreme cases where =
extreme disciplinary action may result in extra gagging.

2: If you freak out as soon as i pinch your nostrils together and start =
pushing down on the back of your head, I will just do it longer. Don't =
bother with struggling. Whos the stronger one here? Better yet, whos on =
their knees? Leverage........

3: DO NOT try to make a 4 minute blowjob seem like it was an hour long. =
I'm not stupid, and I timed it.

4: If your teeth start getting in the way....I WILL just grab your =
ponytail/hair and make you gag. It has guarunteed results, and it =
doesnt hurt me in the least. Do yourself a favor and don't deprive =
yourself of air you could have been breathing. If your jaw is tired, boo =
hoo. Sounds like a personal problem to me. Try a muscle relaxer next =
time.

5: Swallow. I have better stuff to do than have a spare styrofoam cup =
in my room because you are not woman enough. Its got as much protein as =
a porterhouse steak, without the cholesterol. Im doing YOU a favor.

6. Ladies first! You just won a free hot dog. If you eat it properly =
you MAY be graced with cunnilingus.=20

7. I KNOW you didn't want me to cum in your mouth/on your face. Thats =
sort of why I did it...

8. If for some reason you stop sucking without permission, bad things =
will happen. I really dont care if one corner of thebedspread came =
loose, I dont care if you think you heard the phone ring, and now is =
REALLY not the time to complain about some random bad experience you had =
at work today. Just suck, and I might listen to your useless whining =
and banter afterwards.

Regular Intercourse and women in general:

1. I really couldn't give less of a fuck about lingerie/ Just take your =
goddam clothes off, suck my cock, fuck me real good.

2. DO NOT ask me what I am thinking about afterwards. Its obvious I want =
to go to sleep, or go do something else thats actually fun.

3. Don't cuddle too close. Contrary to popular belief, Gods need air =
too. I also don't appreciate waking up and having my arm numb and =
without any feeling for the next week because you "wanted to feel =
close".

4.I don't care if it hurts. Get a bigger pussy.....or stretch it.....or =
get the FUCK out of my bed.

5. Claiming that one position "hurts less" than another position, just =
so I will have to use YOUR lame position is a sorry and invalid excuse.

6. No, I dont want any of your fucking menthol cigarettes.

7. I dont even want them to "feel closer". If I smoke a camel, and you =
smoke a menthol..........how the FUCK does it make you "closer" or =
farther"?

8.Dont make that rediculously retardedmoan that sounds like youre =
crying. If I wanted to hear that god awful noise, I would hit you.

9. Shave. I don't like picking hair out of my teeth, its not fun to =
have in my mouth, and we have some WONDERFUL technology these days, =
like: Nair, Waxing, Gillete razors "for women" and IGEA clear.

Fly · 09-01-2004, 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warrrreagl

So here's the shortest joke I know....

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

hahahahahaa......yeah like that'd ever happen

Fly · 09-01-2004, 04:36 AM

hey crack!!!!!!!

frank does sound like a fuckin' asshole...........

slimshaydee · 09-01-2004, 04:40 AM

4.I don't care if it hurts. Get a bigger pussy.....or stretch it.....or =
get the FUCK out of my bed.

OMG teh funny0rz

08-30-2004, 08:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	help!!!!! someboby help and liven the nonsense forum up a bit...........pretty fucking stagnent lately..........wtf???? ........is this not a place too laugh? make me freakin' laugh guys..........i might return the favour......... come on joe.............i know you of all people has a card up his sleeve............. you make me laugh.............take your pick...........'cept for thr green stuff in the door..........that's for me.....hehehehee......and joe ,if his sorry ass ever shows up to shoot stick and drink guinny's...... ready.............................GO.................... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-30-2004, 09:02 PM	#3 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	Help. I need somebody. Help. Not just anybody. Help. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

08-30-2004, 11:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Helf! __________________ Google

08-31-2004, 08:53 PM	#7 (permalink)
Go_AVS CSU RAM fan Location: Hockey time....	can I pop a Coors Light and figure out how I will make you laugh??? __________________ MIA...

08-31-2004, 09:07 PM	#9 (permalink)
Boo Leave me alone! Location: Alaska, USA	Tis a Rich & Rare and coke night my friends! I was at the surgeon's office today for my right shoulder. He says he won't do surgery until he shoots steroids in it for 8 weeks and I do PT. So he brings in the needle and starts cleaning the back of my shoulder (the tear is on the front). When I question his choice he tells me that he is going all the way to the front. He begins to "breechload" my shoulder, I tell him that I am getting lightheaded and then.... I woke up with a smile from a great nap with an awesome dream that I cannot remember. __________________ Back button again, I must be getting old.

08-30-2004, 08:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	if you get me drunk, I'll laugh........

08-30-2004, 10:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	guiness ay dont drink 6 beers at the same time. BR\|LL\|ANT

08-31-2004, 08:39 PM	#6 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Beer sucks! Nasty nasty stuff.. All alcohol is nasty nasty stuff. You are nasty nasty people!

09-01-2004, 04:36 AM	#13 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	hey crack!!!!!!! frank does sound like a fuckin' asshole........... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-01-2004, 04:40 AM	#14 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	4.I don't care if it hurts. Get a bigger pussy.....or stretch it.....or = get the FUCK out of my bed. OMG teh funny0rz

08-31-2004, 09:10 PM	#10 (permalink)
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