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Fly 08-29-2004 04:20 PM

what am i gonna do????
 
make up some shit of what i'm gonna do with these zuchs.........



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/flyman/what.jpg






.........and don't be gentle............


*'cept you joe,.........i'll get this in now.........Bastard...........*

tiltedbc 08-29-2004 04:27 PM

You can grate that up and make muffins and loafs of all sort. I endured that sort of stuff for years as my parents loved growing squash. Barbecue them with butter and I'll eat a bit.

Personaly, I used them for target practice with my air rifle and to test fireworks. As John Candy would say "they blowed up real good".

uncle phil 08-29-2004 04:32 PM

that could probably make some woman real happy..glad i haven't met her yet...

TheDave87 08-29-2004 04:57 PM

hollow them out, and put model rocket engines in them and send the bastards into orbit

Fly 08-29-2004 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiltedbc
You can grate that up and make muffins and loafs of all sort. I endured that sort of stuff for years as my parents loved growing squash. Barbecue them with butter and I'll eat a bit.

Personaly, I used them for target practice with my air rifle and to test fireworks. As John Candy would say "they blowed up real good".




the wife is gonna make some loafs,..........hmmmmmmm.....is all i can say to that.

Fly 08-29-2004 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
that could probably make some woman real happy..glad i haven't met her yet...



me too..........me too..............


that would be just wrong phil..... :confused:

Fly 08-29-2004 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDave87
hollow them out, and put model rocket engines in them and send the bastards into orbit





....actually........i'm savin' this scenario for the bastard skwerlzzz eh........ :thumbsup:

Fremen 08-29-2004 07:26 PM

Get you a bunch of model sized axles and tires, drill you some axle holes, attach wheels, paint numbers on the sides, then race them downhill against the wife and kids. :thumbsup:

EDIT: You can hollow out seats, catch the squirrels, name them Dale Earnhardt, Jr., Rusty Wallace, Jeff Gordon and Dick Trickle, then make them steer the damn things. :D

bernadette 08-29-2004 09:02 PM

Fremen!!! omg i was on almost the same page!

'cept i was gonna say carve out a square in the large one, put wheels on all of them, connect them with some hook thingees, put a rope at the front of the first (big) one, set a hamster in the carved out place in that first (big) one & then pull it around your neighborhood block saying "CHOO_CHOO!" loudly.

you'll be the hit of your neighborhood!

that or your neighbors will just roll their eyes & say "there he goes again..."

paddyjoe 08-30-2004 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
.........and don't be gentle............


*'cept you joe,.........i'll get this in now.........Bastard...........*


the fuck you tryin to say man

Fly 08-30-2004 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
the fuck you tryin to say man




i was just coverin my bases........i know you'll hammer me w/ somethin'....


:D

paddyjoe 08-30-2004 04:38 AM

nope...I'm on my best behavior, squash boy.

ngdawg 08-30-2004 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
that could probably make some woman real happy..glad i haven't met her yet...

That's one ding that could quite possibly kill a person......

Question, Flyman: Why did you grow them in the first place if you have no idea what to do wth them?? Then again, that's a question that has plagued zucchini growers for centuries, I think.....

Fly 08-30-2004 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ngdawg
That's one ding that could quite possibly kill a person......

Question, Flyman: Why did you grow them in the first place if you have no idea what to do wth them?? Then again, that's a question that has plagued zucchini growers for centuries, I think.....


they were a gift from my good buddy splck........

i know what i'm gonna do with them...........just wanted to see what you freaks had in mind.


these babies are gonna hit the grill.........many times too.



:thumbsup:

08-30-2004 08:51 PM

zuchinni bread......mmmm!

or you can start a juggling act....

splck 09-01-2004 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
they were a gift from my good buddy splck........

i know what i'm gonna do with them........... :thumbsup:

Hey wait a minute; I gave you five zuchs, where did you hide the fifth? Judging from the look on your face, I don't know if I want to know where you "put it".:hmm:

Fly 09-01-2004 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by splck
Hey wait a minute; I gave you five zuchs, where did you hide the fifth? Judging from the look on your face, I don't know if I want to know where you "put it".:hmm:



whatever.......4 is all i got from you..........you're just tryin to start some shit up again.


welcome back dude.......... :thumbsup:

cj2112 09-01-2004 07:36 PM

cut them up, make some beer batter and deep fry them....they're kick ass w/ some ranch dressing and a good beer

MageB420666 09-01-2004 09:25 PM

You could carve them into lewed figures?

Or you coul hollow them out, fill them with some black powder and reduce them to their component molecules. Then you would't have to worry about what to do with them.

Or you could sell them to a stir-fry resteraunt

But whatever you do, do not grow any of your own, you will find yourself with 50 zuchini that size from 2 plants. Those things reproduce faster than hampsters.

The Phenomenon 09-02-2004 02:56 AM

Look like some great buttplugs :crazy:

paddyjoe 09-02-2004 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cj2112
cut them up, make some beer batter and deep fry them....they're kick ass w/ some ranch dressing and a good beer

ol' fly might have some ranch dressing around, but GOOD beer...................

Fly 09-02-2004 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
ol' fly might have some ranch dressing around, but GOOD beer...................




said the guy who's pallet is so stagnant that he only drinks one type of beer. :D

vermin 09-03-2004 09:42 PM

Looks like you need to construct a zucchini cannon.

Tophat665 09-04-2004 05:41 AM

Fly, I'm not 100% sure what you can do with them, but I'm pretty sure it would go on OTW.

Fly 09-04-2004 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
Fly, I'm not 100% sure what you can do with them, but I'm pretty sure it would go on OTW.





...and i'm 100% sure they WON'T go in OTW...........or in anything else either :D

splck 09-05-2004 03:38 PM

well, I've visited Off The Wayside for a few days and I don't see a post of what you did with those things yet...;)

Fly 09-06-2004 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by splck
well, I've visited Off The Wayside for a few days and I don't see a post of what you did with those things yet...;)




ahhhh why don't you just go suck on a zucchini man.........post that in wayside.


*wonders why splck wants to see fly in wayside*



*weirdo freak*


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