Fly

make up some shit of what i'm gonna do with these zuchs.........










.........and don't be gentle............


*'cept you joe,.........i'll get this in now.........Bastard...........*

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tiltedbc

You can grate that up and make muffins and loafs of all sort. I endured that sort of stuff for years as my parents loved growing squash. Barbecue them with butter and I'll eat a bit.

Personaly, I used them for target practice with my air rifle and to test fireworks. As John Candy would say "they blowed up real good".

uncle phil

that could probably make some woman real happy..glad i haven't met her yet...

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TheDave87

hollow them out, and put model rocket engines in them and send the bastards into orbit

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Fly

the wife is gonna make some loafs,..........hmmmmmmm.....is all i can say to that.

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Fly

me too..........me too..............


that would be just wrong phil.....

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Fly

....actually........i'm savin' this scenario for the bastard skwerlzzz eh........

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Fremen

Get you a bunch of model sized axles and tires, drill you some axle holes, attach wheels, paint numbers on the sides, then race them downhill against the wife and kids.

EDIT: You can hollow out seats, catch the squirrels, name them Dale Earnhardt, Jr., Rusty Wallace, Jeff Gordon and Dick Trickle, then make them steer the damn things.

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bernadette

Fremen!!! omg i was on almost the same page!

'cept i was gonna say carve out a square in the large one, put wheels on all of them, connect them with some hook thingees, put a rope at the front of the first (big) one, set a hamster in the carved out place in that first (big) one & then pull it around your neighborhood block saying "CHOO_CHOO!" loudly.

you'll be the hit of your neighborhood!

that or your neighbors will just roll their eyes & say "there he goes again..."

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paddyjoe

the fuck you tryin to say man

Fly

i was just coverin my bases........i know you'll hammer me w/ somethin'....

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paddyjoe

nope...I'm on my best behavior, squash boy.

ngdawg

That's one ding that could quite possibly kill a person......

Question, Flyman: Why did you grow them in the first place if you have no idea what to do wth them?? Then again, that's a question that has plagued zucchini growers for centuries, I think.....

Fly

they were a gift from my good buddy splck........

i know what i'm gonna do with them...........just wanted to see what you freaks had in mind.


these babies are gonna hit the grill.........many times too.

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:::OshnSoul:::

zuchinni bread......mmmm!

or you can start a juggling act....

splck

Hey wait a minute; I gave you five zuchs, where did you hide the fifth? Judging from the look on your face, I don't know if I want to know where you "put it".

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Fly

whatever.......4 is all i got from you..........you're just tryin to start some shit up again.


welcome back dude..........

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cj2112

cut them up, make some beer batter and deep fry them....they're kick ass w/ some ranch dressing and a good beer

MageB420666

You could carve them into lewed figures?

Or you coul hollow them out, fill them with some black powder and reduce them to their component molecules. Then you would't have to worry about what to do with them.

Or you could sell them to a stir-fry resteraunt

But whatever you do, do not grow any of your own, you will find yourself with 50 zuchini that size from 2 plants. Those things reproduce faster than hampsters.

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The Phenomenon

Look like some great buttplugs

paddyjoe

ol' fly might have some ranch dressing around, but GOOD beer...................

Fly

said the guy who's pallet is so stagnant that he only drinks one type of beer.

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vermin

Looks like you need to construct a zucchini cannon.

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Tophat665

Fly, I'm not 100% sure what you can do with them, but I'm pretty sure it would go on OTW.

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...and i'm 100% sure they WON'T go in OTW...........or in anything else either

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splck

well, I've visited Off The Wayside for a few days and I don't see a post of what you did with those things yet...

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Fly

ahhhh why don't you just go suck on a zucchini man.........post that in wayside.


*wonders why splck wants to see fly in wayside*



*weirdo freak*

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