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Old 09-10-2009, 12:14 PM   #8041 (permalink)
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ah, ass...
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Old 09-10-2009, 12:54 PM   #8042 (permalink)
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have you noticed that "ass" spelled backwards is "ssa"? << that tells you something, doesn't it?!
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Old 09-11-2009, 02:47 AM   #8043 (permalink)
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yup, tells me that you know your alphabet...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 09-11-2009, 04:53 AM   #8044 (permalink)
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i like soup
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Old 09-11-2009, 09:54 AM   #8045 (permalink)
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I guess I'd better be careful with my rollerball(s).
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Old 09-11-2009, 10:03 AM   #8046 (permalink)
 
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lookout!...incoming girl cooties.
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Old 09-11-2009, 11:51 AM   #8047 (permalink)
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/me ducks under the school-desk...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 09-11-2009, 11:54 AM   #8048 (permalink)
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cooties! eeeewwhhh!
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Old 09-11-2009, 07:07 PM   #8049 (permalink)
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Old 09-12-2009, 12:42 AM   #8050 (permalink)
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I think I found a cootie in my Fruit Loops.
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Old 09-12-2009, 02:32 AM   #8051 (permalink)
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cooties are figments of your imagination...

OUCH!!!
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 09-12-2009, 08:51 AM   #8052 (permalink)
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was there a girl swimming in your fruit loops? was there a girl in your imagination?

I rest my case.
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Old 09-12-2009, 12:11 PM   #8053 (permalink)
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damn thing gets heavy, don't it?
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 09-12-2009, 12:44 PM   #8054 (permalink)
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It gets heavier when you get tired, but if you're strong, it's not too much to bear.
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Old 09-12-2009, 05:11 PM   #8055 (permalink)
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strong bear!

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Old 09-12-2009, 05:32 PM   #8056 (permalink)
 
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She'll be frost bit in five seconds-foolish woman.

Oh wait...this is fantasy, I forgot.
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Old 09-12-2009, 08:55 PM   #8057 (permalink)
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It might be the post apocalyptic world where acid rain has destroyed most vegetation. So that's probably acetic acid snow which freezes at about 62.3F and, as you can imagine, that's sort of a nice cool temperature for a gladiator.
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Old 09-13-2009, 02:46 AM   #8058 (permalink)
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global warming my ass...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 09-13-2009, 03:00 AM   #8059 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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^^ he's phil hot-ass

Fly's competition.
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Old 09-13-2009, 07:59 AM   #8060 (permalink)
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her arms and knees are well protected, but I'm worried about her soft, tender upper chest and midriff areas. I'm gonna go worry about those some more.
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Old 09-13-2009, 03:27 PM   #8061 (permalink)
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don't worry, little grasshopper; we're here for ya'...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 09-13-2009, 06:25 PM   #8062 (permalink)
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a bicycle race went right by my house this morning...woke me up to see what all the commotion was about.
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Old 09-13-2009, 09:12 PM   #8063 (permalink)
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a bicycle race went right by my house this morning...woke me up to see what all the commotion was about.
I basically had that happen. Except it was a walk for charity organized by a church, by my house.
I recognized a fellow schoolmate at the time. I ducked behind the drapes.
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Old 09-14-2009, 02:47 AM   #8064 (permalink)
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asshole car alarm went off across the street at about 2:00am...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 09-14-2009, 03:03 AM   #8065 (permalink)
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fuckin' alarms eh?
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Old 09-14-2009, 04:02 AM   #8066 (permalink)
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sorry it is was me....my car sometimes sets off alarms as I drive by. Doesn't seem too loud (unlike my neighbor's which is too loud!) but I guess there's a resonant vibration thing going on.
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Old 09-15-2009, 09:02 AM   #8067 (permalink)
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Guess where my vibrational alarm comes from?

That's right - Heaven.
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Old 09-15-2009, 10:52 AM   #8068 (permalink)
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Heavens to Betsy
Heavens to Murgatroyd
Heavens to Ocm?
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Old 09-15-2009, 12:25 PM   #8069 (permalink)
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sufferin' succotash...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 09-16-2009, 07:35 PM   #8070 (permalink)
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Tippecanoe and Tyler too
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Old 09-17-2009, 12:33 AM   #8071 (permalink)
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Old 09-17-2009, 03:29 AM   #8072 (permalink)
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i saw that...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 09-17-2009, 03:39 AM   #8073 (permalink)
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i see what you did there

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Old 09-17-2009, 09:52 AM   #8074 (permalink)
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Running for the hills.

You are all so beautiful.
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Old 09-17-2009, 12:39 PM   #8075 (permalink)
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and intelligent...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 09-17-2009, 05:59 PM   #8076 (permalink)
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with good personalities...
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Old 09-17-2009, 10:52 PM   #8077 (permalink)
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So y'all see how we can be?

This is a wonderful world. I've been told this is a guy's thread, but I disagree.

My cock doesn't hurt. In fact, I love the way it feels. Don"t kick my ass, boys, until you do a little research.
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Old 09-18-2009, 05:49 AM   #8078 (permalink)
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I'm feeling mine now too...it feels like good research. Hopefully I can get gov't funding if you're green with envy. How to Get Government Grants for Green Energy | eHow.com
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Old 09-18-2009, 05:55 AM   #8079 (permalink)
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If I have a tan, can I still be green? I admired my older son, out loud & in silence, last night. He gave me a hug.
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:14 AM   #8080 (permalink)
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I can relate to that...my older son just turned 14, he's taller than me already, and when he's acting all macho tough guy with all his football team buddies around, I like to grab him in a big hug and plant a giant wet smooch on his face "...come here, give daddy a kiss..." He acts a bit embarrassed but he likes it.
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