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BadNick · 03-22-2009, 11:59 AM

don't pick on mr. ed

cdwonderful · 03-22-2009, 12:04 PM

of course, of course.......
he he

uncle phil · 03-22-2009, 01:12 PM

easy now, wilbur...

Not Right Now · 03-22-2009, 03:40 PM

what a ridiculous show.

cdwonderful · 03-22-2009, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Right Now

what a ridiculous show.

what part? the talking horse or that a geek like that would have such a hot wife and spend all of his time in a stable?

Not Right Now · 03-22-2009, 06:27 PM

A little form column A, a little from column B. I imagine that show being one of the reasons pot had such a negative social stigma at the time.

cdwonderful · 03-22-2009, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Right Now

I imagine that show being one of the reasons pot had such a negative social stigma at the time.

nah, it was the manure that did it. ever have to muck out a stable?

uncle phil · 03-23-2009, 02:21 AM

hercules did:

For the fifth labor, Eurystheus ordered Hercules to clean up King Augeas' stables. Hercules knew this job would mean getting dirty and smelly, but sometimes even a hero has to do these things. Then Eurystheus made Hercules' task even harder: he had to clean up after the cattle of Augeas in a single day.
Now King Augeas owned more cattle than anyone in Greece. Some say that he was a son of one of the great gods, and others that he was a son of a mortal; whosever son he was, Augeas was very rich, and he had many herds of cows, bulls, goats, sheep and horses.

Every night the cowherds, goatherds and shepherds drove the thousands of animals to the stables.

Hercules went to King Augeas, and without telling anything about Eurystheus, said that he would clean out the stables in one day, if Augeas would give him a tenth of his fine cattle.

Augeas couldn't believe his ears, but promised. Hercules brought Augeas's son along to watch. First the hero tore a big opening in the wall of the cattle-yard where the stables were. Then he made another opening in the wall on the opposite side of the yard.

Next, he dug wide trenches to two rivers which flowed nearby. He turned the course of the rivers into the yard. The rivers rushed through the stables, flushing them out, and all the mess flowed out the hole in the wall on other side of the yard.

When Augeas learned that Eurystheus was behind all this, he would not pay Hercules his reward. Not only that, he denied that he had even promised to pay a reward. Augeas said that if Hercules didn't like it, he could take the matter to a judge to decide.

The judge took his seat. Hercules called the son of Augeas to testify. The boy swore that his father had agreed to give Hercules a reward. The judge ruled that Hercules would have to be paid. In a rage, Augeas ordered both his own son and Hercules to leave his kingdom at once. So the boy went to the north country to live with his aunts, and Hercules headed back to Mycenae. But Eurystheus said that this labour didn't count, because Hercules was paid for having done the work.

BadNick · 03-23-2009, 03:52 AM

Ancient historian Suetonius, in his The Lives of Twelve Caesars, writes about the attempt of the infamous Roman Emperor Caligula to make his favorite horse, Incitatus, ("Speedy") a consul. American Empire had advanced this animal friendly project by appointing not one horse but a whole stable. The name of this stable is New Europe. As in the case of the Third Emperor of the Roman Empire, the reason for lavishing horses with consular honor has more to do with imperial arrogance then insanity.

ps: my first dog was named Speedy

uncle phil · 03-23-2009, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

Ancient historian Suetonius, in his The Lives of Twelve Caesars, writes about the attempt of the infamous Roman Emperor Caligula to make his favorite horse, Incitatus, ("Speedy") a consul. American Empire had advanced this animal friendly project by appointing not one horse but a whole stable. The name of this stable is New Europe. As in the case of the Third Emperor of the Roman Empire, the reason for lavishing horses with consular honor has more to do with imperial arrogance then insanity.

kinda like congress...

Not Right Now · 03-23-2009, 01:12 PM

My all time favourite Caqligula story was when had the Romans attack an empty beach, claimed victory, and took shells back as treasure.... Crazy asshole.

Fly · 03-23-2009, 03:22 PM

history!!!

.....that's so fucking yesterday it's sick.

uncle phil · 03-24-2009, 02:25 AM

sicker than nero's vomitorium?

cdwonderful · 03-24-2009, 01:07 PM

definitely

Not Right Now · 03-24-2009, 02:09 PM

ha sicker than yo average
Poppa twist cabbage off instinct niggaz don't think shit stink

uncle phil · 03-25-2009, 02:41 AM

Fly · 03-25-2009, 05:12 AM

wow.....................that's fucked up

Not Right Now · 03-25-2009, 07:25 AM

Biggy Biggy Biggy.

Can't you see?

BadNick · 03-25-2009, 11:56 AM

NRN,
Sometimes your words just hypnotize me!

uncle phil · 03-25-2009, 12:25 PM

BadNick · 03-26-2009, 03:43 AM

good trick, unc

uncle phil · 03-26-2009, 03:46 AM

i'm back...

BadNick · 03-26-2009, 06:50 AM

hey, take one for the gipper. or three

uncle phil · 03-26-2009, 12:38 PM

Fly · 03-27-2009, 02:28 PM

i fucking loved Star Wars when i was a kid...........

uncle phil · 03-27-2009, 04:16 PM

shit, i lived them back in the 80s...'ckin' assholes...

Fly · 03-27-2009, 05:06 PM

i challenge you to a lightsabre dual phil.......

BadNick · 03-27-2009, 05:53 PM

duck, dude!

uncle phil · 03-28-2009, 02:33 AM

see me shake...

Fly · 03-28-2009, 05:58 AM

ya' you're shaking your johnson.......

cdwonderful · 03-28-2009, 11:10 AM

that darth johnson? , no sorry doc johnson....

uncle phil · 03-28-2009, 11:46 AM

you can even make it dance...

cdwonderful · 03-28-2009, 11:59 AM

for a price, I'm sure....

uncle phil · 03-29-2009, 03:18 AM

come sit on my lap, sweetie...

BadNick · 03-29-2009, 09:36 AM

cdw, what's that new avatar? ....so philangistic!

cdwonderful · 03-29-2009, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

cdw, what's that new avatar? ....so philangistic!

seems to be the opinion, well next one coming up!!

uncle phil · 03-30-2009, 02:15 AM

looks like a bag of fries...

BadNick · 03-30-2009, 03:37 AM

...it's so cerebral! fried brains?

uncle phil · 03-30-2009, 12:44 PM

certainly not french fried...

Jetée · 03-30-2009, 01:27 PM

Is philangistic a word?

03-22-2009, 12:04 PM	#7402 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	of course, of course....... he he __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

03-22-2009, 01:12 PM	#7403 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	easy now, wilbur... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-22-2009, 03:40 PM	#7404 (permalink)
Not Right Now Insane Location: Far Away	what a ridiculous show. __________________ I only came to dance.

03-22-2009, 06:27 PM	#7406 (permalink)
Not Right Now Insane Location: Far Away	A little form column A, a little from column B. I imagine that show being one of the reasons pot had such a negative social stigma at the time. __________________ I only came to dance.

03-23-2009, 02:21 AM	#7408 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	hercules did: For the fifth labor, Eurystheus ordered Hercules to clean up King Augeas' stables. Hercules knew this job would mean getting dirty and smelly, but sometimes even a hero has to do these things. Then Eurystheus made Hercules' task even harder: he had to clean up after the cattle of Augeas in a single day. Now King Augeas owned more cattle than anyone in Greece. Some say that he was a son of one of the great gods, and others that he was a son of a mortal; whosever son he was, Augeas was very rich, and he had many herds of cows, bulls, goats, sheep and horses. Every night the cowherds, goatherds and shepherds drove the thousands of animals to the stables. Hercules went to King Augeas, and without telling anything about Eurystheus, said that he would clean out the stables in one day, if Augeas would give him a tenth of his fine cattle. Augeas couldn't believe his ears, but promised. Hercules brought Augeas's son along to watch. First the hero tore a big opening in the wall of the cattle-yard where the stables were. Then he made another opening in the wall on the opposite side of the yard. Next, he dug wide trenches to two rivers which flowed nearby. He turned the course of the rivers into the yard. The rivers rushed through the stables, flushing them out, and all the mess flowed out the hole in the wall on other side of the yard. When Augeas learned that Eurystheus was behind all this, he would not pay Hercules his reward. Not only that, he denied that he had even promised to pay a reward. Augeas said that if Hercules didn't like it, he could take the matter to a judge to decide. The judge took his seat. Hercules called the son of Augeas to testify. The boy swore that his father had agreed to give Hercules a reward. The judge ruled that Hercules would have to be paid. In a rage, Augeas ordered both his own son and Hercules to leave his kingdom at once. So the boy went to the north country to live with his aunts, and Hercules headed back to Mycenae. But Eurystheus said that this labour didn't count, because Hercules was paid for having done the work. __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-22-2009, 11:59 AM	#7401 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	don't pick on mr. ed

03-23-2009, 03:52 AM	#7409 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Ancient historian Suetonius, in his The Lives of Twelve Caesars, writes about the attempt of the infamous Roman Emperor Caligula to make his favorite horse, Incitatus, ("Speedy") a consul. American Empire had advanced this animal friendly project by appointing not one horse but a whole stable. The name of this stable is New Europe. As in the case of the Third Emperor of the Roman Empire, the reason for lavishing horses with consular honor has more to do with imperial arrogance then insanity. ps: my first dog was named Speedy

03-23-2009, 01:12 PM	#7411 (permalink)
Not Right Now Insane Location: Far Away	My all time favourite Caqligula story was when had the Romans attack an empty beach, claimed victory, and took shells back as treasure.... Crazy asshole. __________________ I only came to dance.

03-23-2009, 03:22 PM	#7412 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	history!!! .....that's so fucking yesterday it's sick. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-24-2009, 02:25 AM	#7413 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	sicker than nero's vomitorium? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-24-2009, 01:07 PM	#7414 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	definitely __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

03-24-2009, 02:09 PM	#7415 (permalink)
Not Right Now Insane Location: Far Away	ha sicker than yo average Poppa twist cabbage off instinct niggaz don't think shit stink __________________ I only came to dance.

03-25-2009, 02:41 AM	#7416 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	huh? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-25-2009, 05:12 AM	#7417 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	wow.....................that's fucked up __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-25-2009, 07:25 AM	#7418 (permalink)
Not Right Now Insane Location: Far Away	Biggy Biggy Biggy. Can't you see? __________________ I only came to dance.

03-25-2009, 11:56 AM	#7419 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	NRN, Sometimes your words just hypnotize me!

03-25-2009, 12:25 PM	#7420 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-26-2009, 03:43 AM	#7421 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	good trick, unc

03-26-2009, 03:46 AM	#7422 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i'm back... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-26-2009, 06:50 AM	#7423 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	hey, take one for the gipper. or three

03-26-2009, 12:38 PM	#7424 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-27-2009, 02:28 PM	#7425 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i fucking loved Star Wars when i was a kid........... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-27-2009, 04:16 PM	#7426 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	shit, i lived them back in the 80s...'ckin' assholes... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-27-2009, 05:06 PM	#7427 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i challenge you to a lightsabre dual phil....... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-27-2009, 05:53 PM	#7428 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	duck, dude!

03-28-2009, 02:33 AM	#7429 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	see me shake... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-28-2009, 05:58 AM	#7430 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	ya' you're shaking your johnson....... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-28-2009, 11:10 AM	#7431 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	that darth johnson? , no sorry doc johnson.... __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

03-28-2009, 11:46 AM	#7432 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	you can even make it dance... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-28-2009, 11:59 AM	#7433 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	for a price, I'm sure.... __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

03-29-2009, 03:18 AM	#7434 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	come sit on my lap, sweetie... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-29-2009, 09:36 AM	#7435 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	cdw, what's that new avatar? ....so philangistic!

03-30-2009, 02:15 AM	#7437 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	looks like a bag of fries... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-30-2009, 03:37 AM	#7438 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	...it's so cerebral! fried brains?

03-30-2009, 12:44 PM	#7439 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	certainly not french fried... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.